Need some feedback on this dick pic..

Maybe make him a little bit more friendly looking?

Dude. This is so fking easy to fix. 

1. Open it in photoshop. 

2. In the "layers" panel, usually to the right. Click on the layer.

3. Press CTRL+J to duplicate layer. 

4. Then press L to use your "lasso" tool. Then with your mouse CAREFULLY select the mouth. Right click it and select "new layer via cut." 

5. Then press V, for the "move" tool. You should see a box with squares on each edge and corner. Click any of the squares...

6. Look up to the top, where you'll see a check-mark to "ok," an ex to "cancel," and to their left an arc-looking thing, when you hover it, it says, "Switch between free-transform and warp modes." Click it. 

Now you should see a difference in the move box. It'll have lines and dots. You can now "warp" the selected area and modify the expression. 

Repeat 4-6 for the left eye. Those are the two main "expression points" ...mouth and eyes. Lift the corner of the mouth slightly, lift the corner of the eye. Play around with it. You have to be very subtle on this. It doesn't take much to change from "villainous" to "mischievious."

Fucking cool, thx. 

That's all the help I'll give you here. But if I were in your shoes, I'd learn to use photoshop like a badass. It's a skillset all by itself, but it's one of the biggest guns you can have in your arsenal. 

here is the latest iteration:

I've been working with Photoshop for about six years now it's not about that it's about the fact I just need a little bit of feedback before handing it over to an actual artist. 

Go big or go home. Pervier one is better. That other original one is awesome too cause I think it was even pervier. You draw this yourself?

Hell no got an artist. And yeah I'm getting it redone even crazier