Nerdy girl who looks like someone you may have seen on a specific site.....
Here’s an interaction that I did with a classmate, to give you an idea on how she looks like, well go to porn hub and type in Janice (and see it what it autocorrects to). Now while this girl doesn’t look 100% like this porn star, she just looks quite similar. Oh and she has the big glasses. For some reason I love the look she has with them, also its part of the reason she reminds of said porn star lol.
So I’m just about done with the assignment, all I need is the first question (I skipped it). I walk over to her and ‘ask’ if she has the first one, she was very receptive. Some cheeky banter back and forth ensues. I finish up the assignment and turn it in, by that time she had already left. I walk out of class and she’s some distance ahead, I say aloud, “Is that you, you’d make a horrible ninja.” WITH Feeling
Immediately we start joking around:
Her: yeah I would!
Me: anyone could her you so much that they would be able to see you!
More conversation ensues: we talk about what we got going on for the rest of the day yada, yada.
Elevator or stairs:
I was making my move to go the elevator but she bumped me to the stairs (kinda steered me in a way, by bumping me towards it lol))
Her: *says something about taking the stairs (said with a smile)
Me: are you trying to say that I’m a fatass (the way I say it is more of a statement than a question)
Her: NOOOOOOOOO *oddly complains about taking the stairs*
Me: *calls her feet and knees old*
We go outside and I’m just riffing on just about anything, ice cream comes up and we talk about our favorites, later I get her number J
Me and her are burning through topics like crazy, its mostly being one who’s the center of attention for this interaction (honestly she’s quite captivated by me and is digging the conversation)
Everything is there: eye contact, I touch her then I pull it away, kinda tease her and I think I use some self-depreciating humor (about myself, calling me crazy for driving an hour to campus super early in the morning or some shit like that).
Then I realized wait we’re at the other end of campus and so I say: “Where were you heading off to?”
Her: “Well really I was just following you..”
I kinda invite her out to eat a little outside of campus but she turns it down, since she has a huge midterm next week, (it was like she came to her senses like fuck I got this shit to do). On top of that she said she was waiting for her brother to get out of class. It was no biggie, we continue our conversation and we keep on and on burning through topics. She’s loving my commentary. I walk her to the library.
She tells me her name is Sandy Cheeks…….
I even say during the interaction, why do I know that from somewhere. I don’t take any guesses as to where that name could be from lol.
I go get something to eat and then I text her afterwards.
This was this past Tuesday
Me: Sandy Cheeks you’ll have so many nicknames after today :P
Her: The “Ice Cream addict’ will forever stand up to you xD
Me: Not if I kidnap said addict & torture her by eating ice cream in front of her ;)
Her: You’re so evil!
Me: You mean I’m too ‘live!’
Me: You can’t handle my kind of torture :P we could stand together & eat the ice cream, if you’re good
Her: haha all for the ice cream
I send her texts the following day, I got busy but it is something worth pointing out.
Me: Ice cream wars J is the name of the game! Sorry I had a long day both today & yesterday
Me: *sends her a meme of I fucking love ice cream*
She left me on read….
Now I think that this is a problem that I have. Currently, my in person game is getting better and better but I’m definitely lacking when it comes to the texts and social media. I’m not at the level that I want to be at but I’m not 100 % certain as to how to tackle this problem.
One last thing to add is that I feel like my texting (starting off) may have been a bit heavy handed but not quite sure about that.
what I'll end up doing is post up certain texts to reengage her properly
Some that comes to mind is:
Me: so I can't believe you didn't tell me you were also from bikini bottoms (insert comma) you naughty cheeks you.
Me: Didn't know your bikini had bottoms you ice cream eating vampire...
*we talked about vampires ice cream and plenty of other things lol*
You're working off of the same jokes and overall context continously and not shaping the interaction. The texts were fine, but you're stuck on this "casually joking" type of vibe with her. Be more authoritative, tease her and when she bites be endearing like a man. Ask some real questions too, get her schedule, and seed a date. You have to be ninja the whole time, and have the end goal in mind. Tease her about homework or even build yourself up to be some evil genius mega-nerd as a joke...then seed a date for starbucks or studying back at your place.
The problem is very clear: You're filtering yourself. Remember, you are IT, now start expressing yourself like a boss. It takes more than being friendly, she needs to get this underlying feeling that you have BALLS. You did well in person and look what happened. She completely followed your social context, SHE WAS FOLLOWING YOU, you could have walked to your dorm/car for all she cared.
"The problem is very clear: You're filtering yourself. Remember, you are IT, now start expressing yourself like a boss."
From where am I filtering myself (comma) is it through the texts?
"She completely followed your social context, SHE WAS FOLLOWING YOU, you could have walked to your dorm/car for all she cared."
Yeah I was more focused on the conversation and didn't lead to the car haha
"You have to be ninja the whole time, and have the end goal in mind."
I should have this more on the forefront than just leaving it by the way side.
I'll come up with more texts and post here.
Sorry my nig I read this right when I woke up and didn't read close enough. I didn't realize you stopped texting her!! That's on you brotha. The texting was good man you just didn't shape it anywhere, mostly cuz' you stopped replying!
Rengaging with the same humor can be boring though! Try something brand new and fresh, it can be anything really. Like I said earlier add some more dick to it all, some pet names and what not that show she's YOUR lil girlie.
She was pretty much warmed to me. I go to class and it's like she's looking forward to me.
We we chat up after class it's a bit flirty and what not. I'll post that in a bit.
heres the texting:
me: I have a picture of you body, deal with it! :P
her: you took a piece of my skin *crying laughing emoji*
me: I held you down for it bad girl ;)
her: can't take me alive *this emoji: :P
me: yeah but you liked it & maybe that's the point ;P
her: smooth
Cool dude. Now use this lil cops and robbers role play to figure out her schedule and get a date set up.
Here's the rest:
me: smoother than the snacks you hit me with, I should punish you for that :)
her: I would like to see you try
her: can't beat me *emoji with sunglasses*
me: you wouldn't be able to imagine what I could do to you
me: if I do you'll probably like it ;P
her: is that soooo? Hmmm I dare you *crying laughing emoji*
me: Well I warned you, looks like you gon learn today ;P
she left me on read and this was about an hour ago
thanks jihad
should I just transition towards the meetup and cut it with the gaming?
i think I should but not 100 % sure at the moment
You're beating around the bush way too much. This girl WANTS your disney dick.
Everything is synergistic. You don't stop gaming and then do something else, it all flows into your cest pool of love. Like when you're cooking, you don't cut the onions, fry them, then wait to go cut something else...the onions will burn up. Everything is prepared beforehand and is executed at the proper time.
Your preparation is having your date idea locked and loaded, your logistics covered, and any shit show that could fuck it up handled.
Do you have or know her schedule? Or do you still have to figure that out?
Why did you say "you gon learn today"? Are you seeing her today already?
It makes sense My uncle is a chief and I told him I wanted to cook (learn more recipes). HE had everything prepared and what not.
The transition needs to be appropriate to the situation.
During our interation after class I mentioned about getting ice cream and she said perhaps, I told her the venue. She was like YUP I want it (she likes the venue).
To all those questions, its a NO. :( Fuck
"I said you gon learn today" because it felt so right LOL
I should back track (if it'll work)
Me: LOL Not today but soon you will, you little vixen. You already forget the formulas :P
then segue into getting her schedule
Alright so on the back of her right shoulder she has a formula tattoed on her (she loves math). Tattoo: y=mx+b
Fucking ricdicklous I know but she's into it (I kinda teased her about it before class.
Me: Oh poo i can't shove yer cute lil nerd face in icecream today. I have to show these pythagorean reactions whose boss tonight. We'll grab some later gator what're you up to
Re-engage with something along this^. See how at the end you're asking her a question which subtly figures out her plans? Then you'll segway into something more concrete about what she's doing tommorrow or over the weekend or whenever she has free time etc. etc.
And you're backtracking from your previous statement about "learning today" as if it was her idea to take you out in the first place. Then you remind her that icecream is still on just later.
That should give you enough breathing room to start finding out more info about her. What do you know about her already? (From your previous convos)
Tell us something about yourself too dude...your major, any commonalities between the two of you etc. etc.
You probably don't even need the "we'll grab some later gator what're you up to"
Stop being a lagging pussy and get her the fuck out you putz. Geezez fuck. You could have fucked her when you met her. She might actually be a pornstar. You think it's her?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Thus far all I know is she's a sophomore in college, business accounting major. I think I should get her age though looks kinda youngish. She lives like 30-45 minutes away from me
***The last part of this text ^ was to kinda see if she had any plans for spring break haha
That text jihad was good. I tweaked it a bit to fit the situation.
I knew she had an exam from when we talked the week prior but not sure how many. Having exams means you're busy.
What at I need to do is figure out if she has a job and her age.
she doesn't look under 18 but I can tell she's under the drinking age. Lol
im usually not into girls that are younger than I am but she's a little cutie.
Ya sure you can send that but follow it up with a text figuring out her plans for Sunday. Stop beating around the bush brother lol...you can tell this girl to come over and she probably would lol.
Ex:
Me: Hey i have an idea
Me: But
Me: Idk
Me: Do you look good black tights and a ski mask?
Her: *She'll probably say - Lol what?? *crying laughing emoji* or something along the lines of "But yes ofcourse I do"
Me: What're your plans sunday
Her: *She'll probably say - Umm idk but what do you have in mind (The suspense is killing her. If its interesting enough she'll drop shit to go with you)
Me: Hmm...can I trust you..?
Her: Yes tell me!
Me: Idk...i think you're gonna bail last minute sunday
Her: No i wont! (Not if you tell me or something like that)
Me: Ok..but you have to tell me if you're free sunday around x time
Her: Yes i'm free or im doing this this and that but im free at another time
Me: (Tell her the plans..make it sound exciting but still vague as fuck so she gets the idea that its a date but not your usual dinner and a movie bullshit)
Her: Yes lets do it..is daddyjihad gonna be there i heard he's sexy as fuck and has the stamina to back it up
^Send the first four texts and report back.
Or you can just send a basic "What're you getting your dirty lil paws into sunday" kinda thing.
The point is...ask her! You can't covertly figure it out. This girl is receptive..you're lucky dude. If she wasn't soooo into you this wouldn't even be in your reality ma dude.
im usually not into girls that are younger than I am but she's a little cutie.
lol why not?
You're doing good brotha. Listen to Jihad and start pushing a meet up.
Aside from the texting, I want to point out that you are putting up mental barriers that are closing you off from potential opportunities. Don't worry about her being busy and mid-terms and all the bullshit. Ask her to kick it for a lil bit, she'd love to get fucked during some down time, it will give her a chance to get away from the books and relax. You are IT, providing this girl with a fuffilling sexual and emotional experience is of HUGE value to her, just as important as her busy academic life. It should also be a priority of yours too!
Check out my post from earlier this week in Jihad's thread about projecting negativity. That girl was super busy, but I still made things work into our schedules. After we banged she said "Thank you, now I can finally get some good sleep tonight." LOL. Understand that when played correctly, you're of massive value to a woman. I feel like you're holding back on the meet up because you don't realize your own self worth homie. Make it happen, she deserves to experience your awesomeness.
Because i said so! :P
you might be a cat that meows but you're really a dog that barks, MEOW.
i think I'm kinda longing to fuck an older woman that must be it lol
Oh fuck, man I barely saw this!
Me: Haha you're telling me I was nerding it out all day yesterday I was so exhausted. Sometimes pain = gain, naughty thang. I know what makes it better *purple devil smiley face*
Her: what makes it better
me: We will get back to that, I have an idea
me: but
me:idk
me:do you look good black tights and ski mask?
Her: I guess so *laughing crying & thinking emoji* why?
me: what're your plans this Sunday
she read the message hasn't responded
Fucking autocorrect man. She did not respond to that text.
I think I should send her something else to get her to respond.
MEOW, I think I should read that post of yours.
First off, the executon was wrong. You double jumped from leaving her unanswered on one thing and then tried to build suspense on another thing.
"We'll get backt to that..hey i have an idea" - No.
Wait a bit, cause you have plenty of time til sunday to see if she responds
send this if you get too impatient
Me: Hm, i thought i could trust you.. :P
or
Me: Ah looks like i cant trust you.. :P
The sexuality preempted her to not respond...the whole ski mask and black tights
When she said..
"What makes it better"
you shouldve jumped to..."lets see, do you look good in black tights and a ski mask"
get it?
Just relax dude. You're sending things hastily. I should've clarified more but this is easily in your favor. Keep us constantly updated we're here for you
CATCH WAIT
Me: Ah looks like i cant trust u..its cool you wouldve gotten us caught anyways :P
^Thats what i meant to type. Thats your reengagement txt
Oh btw she hasnt responded yet. To the
"What're you doing Sunday" text
I'll send her that text ^ the last one lol.
i sent lol just gotta she what she responds with
Catch when you text you need to keep this in mind.
1.) Where am I with this girl?
2.) Where do I want to go?
3.) What style is going to get me there?
wash, rinse, repeat..
Like Jihad said, you double jumped her and pushed a little too hard
1.) Where am I with this girl? - pushed a bit too hard
2.) Where do I want to go?- seed an awesome date
3.) what style is going to get me there?- tease her until she invests in you some more. This brings you to Jihad's last reengagement text.
So I text her
me: idk... I think you're gonna bail last minute Sunday
her: no faith in me whatsoever
*ten minutes later*
her: I mean we hardly talked, only when we see each other at lab, it's not like you know me or anything.
Fuck I meant to respond with the
"okay but you have to tell me what time you're free Sunday around what time" text but she hit up with that ^ text.
i think it should still apply but at the same time I get the feeling it.
maybe just maybe it's a shit test or maybe it's her genuine fear. Not sure how to play this.
also I was busy at work I couldn't respond in time. Fuck
ill have to reread what you commented Meow. (Where I'm at and where do I want to take it comment)
Dude...
Apologize in advance but I'm gonna rage at you.
Did you even read what I said to txt..?
Yours: idk i think you're gonna bail last min sunday
Mine: Ah guess i cant trust u..its kewl u wouldve gotten us caught anyways :P
Is yours playful? Or is it butthurt and you're trying to get her to txt back?
She isn't shit testing you. You're taking this the complete wrong way...she just misunderstood your gay txt as being butthurt even though you arent and is responding in kind.
First of all..STOP txting her. Write your thoughts out here and wait patiently for feedback. Geezus christ. You keep sending random txts and then ask what went wrong..
We got you brother, we're here for you man. From shit i've seen around the forum you're a cool guy with a lot to offer. Relax.
Lol i'm so invested in this FOR YOU. I know you can do it.
Now answer Meows damn questions...write it here..we'll flush it out.
THEN, we'll craft a bomb txt to get this back
If only I could post a fucking screen shot of my damn texts.
I had already used that one, Jihad.
Me: what're your plans Sunday
*one hour later, and after she read the goddamn text*
Me: Ah looks like I can't trust u... its cool you would've gotten us caught anyways :P
Her: Whhyyyyy
Me: IDK... i think you're gonna bail last minute sunday
Her: No faith on me whatsoever?
Her: I mean we hardly talked, only when we see each other at lab, it's not like you know me or anything.
READ THIS SHIT ABOVE ^
I had already sent the text in bold ^ because she hadn't respond. I wanted an answer she just left my ass on read, I didn't know what else to put.
1. I might have fucked this up, she probably putting up resistance
2. I want to seed an awesome date and relieve myself of sexual frustration that has built up.
3. I just want to go from a-b-c- to my D. I see everyone elses texts (predominantly Meow's and your's Jihad) and I can't even fathom having my text to the level that you'll (including manwhore) are at. Everyone has their own style, I just want what works for ME. The way you guys text is what works for you. Idk how to emulate or translate what you guys to what I want to do. As you can tell I fucked that up to. I want to be better at this.
Meow says that teasing would work. I think it could but not sure.
I just feel like a big dumb and blind donkey right now. I just don't want to be the guy that fucking cries on a forum, I want shit and it feels like its behind a glass wall/mirror is in front of me at times. I sometimes feel like I'm taking one step forward and two steps backwards. or dancing with two left feet. I feel like I make progress then it feels like it was all for nothing.
I guess I was feeling a little butt hurt since she didn't respond, she just left my ass on read probably got triggered and sent her that out of frustration lol. I wanted it to be playful but i ended up sending her a mixed signal.
I haven't gotten frustrated in a while. I think I know what I need to do with my life. I think part of the frustration stems from the fact that I'm not living the life that I WANT to live.
It kinda just hit me, I'm 24 years old and I need to get my shit together. You guys are young bucks and have got it nice and crispy for yourselves, I'm happy for you guys.
I'm not my best self currently and I haven't been in a long time. i may be trying more than I had last year at this exact time but it's not good enough.
What a fucking time to be alive
Go on my profile and look at all of my posts the last 3 months. I fuckin SUCKED for a while, I've been texting multiple girls every day for a fuckin while now this is an acquired skill set my nig. Now get over yourself, and relax. Commit yourself to this, you don't have to succeed with this chick but you are going to learn lesson one way or another. Just keep on pushing and asking questions and things will fall into place.
Catch, I'm not gonna tell you my life story to convince you of anything but you have no idea what I've been through. It might actually make you cry.
Here's the stuff that won't bring you to tears about me but will sure make you reflect, virgin til I was 19, NEVER masturbated til my first time, didn't know how, never kissed a girl til my first time, watched porn maybe twice, got boners when girls smiled at me, had serious leakage when they would hug me.....etc..etc..etc You think I would have text game? You're in a better spot than I was. To have a goddamn pornstar look alike chasing you around.
It's a skillset, something you develop overtime. You want it today? Nah son. But if you stick with it, you'll get it. Why are you upset? You're ahead of the curve. You have people with the skillset you want here to help you. You know better. Life ain't gonna give you shit. If you're not where you want to be, then start moving to where you want to be. If it ain't fast enough, then work harder, if you can't work harder, then temper your expectations because the problem isn't your ethic, it's your greediness to get and get and get.
Travel taught me a lot about life. The most important thing? The grind is life. You're not entitled to the results, the girls, the money, the fame, glory...that is a gift given to you by whatever powers may be. But the grind, the work, the struggle...that is your true reward. Thats the only thing you should be content with. The universe has a funny way of working. If you want something with all your heart its as if the entire universe conspires for
you to get it. Oh, but there is a caveat. Wait for it. You'll get it thats for sure..but on mother nature's clock, not yours.
You just stay with the grind. That's all you get. So txt these bishes with a smile on your face...because I believe we never take a step back. If we're working our best day in and day out, there is only momentum. Only success, only trial and error, only learning, but NEVER failure.
FYI: Didn't see the part where you sent my text, it didn't show up before so forgive me for that.
Lets move past it. You wanna know why?? Cause this girl really digs you. You think her "telling you" that you dont know her was a diss? Dude, it was a beg for attention. She wants you to take her out so that you can get to know eachother. Sorry I"m just getting to this because I was out at da club.
Oh and btw....you DIDNT FOLLOW THE SEQUENCE YOU FOOL. ...when she says "Whyyyy" you dont say..."IDK..bail sunday blah blah"...you say if you read it smartypants to txt, "Hm..can i trust you?". That's giving her a bone instead of slapping her in the face with it.
Anyways...back to business :))). Everything will be ok ma dude.
Send this:
Me: Oh but I know you make so much noise doing your quadratic jigamabobbers. Thats why we'll get caught. You can't control your inner nerd ;)
Me: And i'm just teasing you babe, you're so adorable I can't help it. No hard feelings? :)
^This will segway you into the big push and make this petty fued water under the bridge. No way she can not lol and say sorry to this text. Don't alter, just post here if you dont understand something. Let us know what happens when and if she responds to this one.
Fuck dude I had a super long response and it erased all my shit. spent an hour on that shit too. Fucking AAAh
anyways long story short I sent her the text and she didn't respond.
I'll recreate that shit later since I have some errands to do.
I think she may have blocked me BTW but there's no evidence of that. I'll give that explaination as well.
sent her this:
Anyways...back to business :))). Everything will be ok ma dude.
Send this:
Me: Oh but I know you make so much noise doing your quadratic jigamabobbers. Thats why we'll get caught. You can't control your inner nerd ;)
Me: And i'm just teasing you babe, you're so adorable I can't help it. No hard feelings? :)
Nah dude I doubt she'd block you for something so little...then that's her problem. But on that later..
She didn't respond to the "quadratic jigamabobber"?
She responded to nothing.
I'll talk in a bit. Homework time.
And she read them?
Wuuuttt...she cray lol. Ya post up everything in the next post. I'll respond late in the night. Got a garden to tend too ;)
Now the majority of what’s written below is me recreating what I had originally posted as response to Jihad. It took me about an hour if not an hour and a half it simply erased. All. My. shit. Super fucking inconvenient. Might have a discussion with Manwhore about it (solid maybe but I’m not as upset about it was to when it happened). I was about to run some errands then I took the time to respond, then I got really in-depth, was in the process of posting it then bam, gone lol. Either which I’m mostly satisfied with what I wrote below, may have reiterate or something but for the most part it’s all there.
“Catch, I'm not gonna tell you my life story to convince you of anything but you have no idea what I've been through. It might actually make you cry.
Here's the stuff that won't bring you to tears about me but will sure make you reflect, virgin til I was 19, NEVER masturbated til my first time, didn't know how, never kissed a girl til my first time, watched porn maybe twice, got boners when girls smiled at me, had serious leakage when they would hug me.....etc..etc..etc You think I would have text game? You're in a better spot than I was. To have a goddamn pornstar look alike chasing you around.”
Those could be the best, would love to hear it sometime.
“It's a skillset, something you develop overtime. You want it today? Nah son. But if you stick with it, you'll get it. Why are you upset? You're ahead of the curve. You have people with the skillset you want here to help you. You know better. Life ain't gonna give you shit. If you're not where you want to be, then start moving to where you want to be. If it ain't fast enough, then work harder, if you can't work harder, then temper your expectations because the problem isn't your ethic, it's your greediness to get and get and get.”
Patience is a virtue. I think that my patience and my expectations need to catch up to each other and match. Funnily enough I’ve been through enough shitty things as you have to realize and learn that I need/how to be patience that these things will take time. When I was younger (like pre-teen) I was super impatience for stupid things, so through the years up, I’ve slowly but surely built up my patience. I believe that these past couple of months I’ve been making a lot of headway with the patience part, doing things that have helped me out (See the morning routines post by Jihad, big fan of that one man, I really was gonna post one about that topic). I believe I just had gotten frustrated, as Tolle says: “being here but wanting to be there”
I need to love the entire process not get impatience or frustrated. Combination of that and being at work (being busy with that) is probably what caused it.
As for that very last part here I was thinking and believing that I was being/becoming a giver. I’ve come to believe that women are givers (in one way or another, you can use your imagination on whatever that may be ;)). One of the primary things that they give off is value (you don’t need to be walking around thinking and saying this but it helps brings context towards the conversation). Now the majority if not women are social creatures (sometimes they’re a little underdeveloped and might be a little or very awkward but the majority are) they’re social through their conversations and if you’re able to add to that in any way (man to woman or masculine to feminine wise, I want to be gender friendly to the magical Shirokah, love your stuff btw) you become extremely valuable to them in more ways than one. When you’re on your death bed you’ll remember your accomplishments, the good/fun times and conversations around said accomplishments and good/fun times. Same could be said for the feeling for regret on your deathbed, you’ll remember the conversations that you had about that the things surrounding that. Memory is a funny thing and you will remember the conversations and I can basically guarantee that they will enrich your life for better or worse. Usually for the better though like reframe that shit cmon man. Listen to J.cole's song: notes to self that shits funny BTW.....
“Travel taught me a lot about life. The most important thing? The grind is life. You're not entitled to the results, the girls, the money, the fame, glory...that is a gift given to you by whatever powers may be. But the grind, the work, the struggle...that is your true reward. Thats the only thing you should be content with. The universe has a funny way of working. If you want something with all your heart its as if the entire universe conspires for
you to get it. Oh, but there is a caveat. Wait for it. You'll get it thats for sure..but on mother nature's clock, not yours.
You just stay with the grind. That's all you get. So txt these bishes with a smile on your face...because I believe we never take a step back. If we're working our best day in and day out, there is only momentum. Only success, only trial and error, only learning, but NEVER failure.”
Hard work it pays off. Say what you will about Lil Wayne but the man was a work horse for certain amount of time and when its all said and done you can’t deny what he’s done. He put out music for about 10 years prior to the market finally saying you know what this is it right here, he is the go rapper and is most popular/ number one in his genre and became the go to hit-maker for a long time and so any everything he did would touch gold or in this case platinum lol.
“FYI: Didn't see the part where you sent my text, it didn't show up before so forgive me for that.
Lets move past it. You wanna know why?? Cause this girl really digs you. You think her "telling you" that you dont know her was a diss? Dude, it was a beg for attention. She wants you to take her out so that you can get to know eachother. Sorry I"m just getting to this because I was out at da club.
Oh and btw....you DIDNT FOLLOW THE SEQUENCE YOU FOOL. ...when she says "Whyyyy" you dont say..."IDK..bail sunday blah blah"...you say if you read it smartypants to txt, "Hm..can i trust you?". That's giving her a bone instead of slapping her in the face with it.
Anyways...back to business :))). Everything will be ok ma dude.”
Yeah you’re right I skipped a step.
People be like:
Step one: try to understand it
Step two: create it
Step three: profit
Send this:
Me: Oh but I know you make so much noise doing your quadratic jigamabobbers. Thats why we'll get caught. You can't control your inner nerd ;)
Me: And i'm just teasing you babe, you're so adorable I can't help it. No hard feelings? :)
^This will segway you into the big push and make this petty fued water under the bridge. No way she can not lol and say sorry to this text. Don't alter, just post here if you dont understand something. Let us know what happens when and if she responds to this one.
As for the text, I have a feeling that she blocked my ass. Of course there is no hard evidence on that. I’ll explain what I mean:
She and I both have an iPhone and on the text messages are considered “iMessages.” Now this girl also has the read receipts on so whenever she reads it, it tells you the time she read it at. Even if the person doesn’t read it, it’ll say delivered.
After sending the message, I went back to work, about 30-45 minutes later I checked to see if she read it and it didn’t even say delivered.
Maybe I’m reading too much into it but she may have block my ass or I may simply be overthinking it.
One: I’m okay with either or
and
Two: she has not responded at all to the messages.
I dont see any possible way for her blocking you. Pretty sure if they do, it would say "msg failed to send" or "tis number does not exist".
Anywho, no way any normal girl gets that pissy to block. And aint no way a girl doesnt respond to the jigamabobber..its full proof lol.
Very possible it didnt deliver cuz the it didnt say delivered but dont resend anything. Too big of a risk.
Here's where i'd suggest phone game ;)
Give her a call. Hows your voice and phone game?
Seriously I sent it as an iMessage and oh forgot to mention: I resent it as a text message (lol since I thought the same thing aka it was a fire text(s)) but nothing whatsoever.
LOL fuck i did resend it (i had posted that in the original!)
could that fucking be it???? Damn!
Phone game usually tends to be hit and miss more or less (I haven't really gamed any girls via phone game in the past year).
As for my voice well my girlfriends (aka the chick friends) say that I have a deep voice. While doing my drills I record them but I go back and forth between not liking my voice and thinking its just okay.
My voice has been a polarizing thing for me (mostly if not entirely recording wise aka when I listen to recordings of myself). When you put two and two together that me thinking thats the way I sound over the phone talking to someone.
Depends..
Maybe she didnt get the first one, so resending wouldnt hurt you...but then we dont know if she's read it or not. Which im still kinda shocked to think she'd read it and NOT respond lol.
But if she did get the first one and u waited a while to resend the same thing lol...ya thats bad ha. But then again, she wouldve read it the first time and still didnt respond..
But the bigger problem is her not responding.
I find it hard to believe she had "enough" of you after a silly little "i think you'll bail sunday" kinda thing. Like she went 0-100 after 1txt.
You didnt do anything haneous or taboo. She could have issus bro then you dodged a bullet. Or she could be having a hard time.
Calling is your best option. Seriously.
Type up some bullet points on here, we'll proof it, and u can rehearse and get audio feedback here. Afterwards you're gonna trash that and never use it. Just so you can get an idea of how a phone convo should go.
Then you wing it with confidence on the real call.
Here's a starter pack for you:
1) Open up with a smooth and calm greeting. "Yo whats up girl"
2) Tell her what you're doing and why you're calling. "I'm just walking my dog right now and he dropped the most massive duece. Looks like Elvis Presley. I'll send you a pic later
"But anyways, I was just thinking about you, wanted to see whatcha up to
3) Banter back and forth segway into date setup - The real point of the call
4) done
Good idea with the phone game. This is where you really wanna own it brotha and blast through any resistance. Oh yeah, leave a voicemail if she doesn't pick up. At the very least she will be like wtf who leaves voicemails nowadays this dude is funny and will shoot yah a text.
Good idea with the phone game. This is where you really wanna own it brotha and blast through any resistance. Oh yeah, leave a voicemail if she doesn't pick up. At the very least she will be like wtf who leaves voicemails nowadays this dude is funny and will shoot yah a text.
@Jihad @MEOW
I like that a lot. I'ma work on that then google how to post YouTube VIDS :)
wow such a long week but I was able to sleep in. SO righteous lol
Cracked screen on my iphone then a car accident all on some day man crazy shit. All and all it ended up working (for the most part).
Monday: work
Tuesday: off (errands)
Wednesday: work
Thursday:off (more errands)
Friday: Work and shit went crazy ^ second sentence
needed to just fucking relax man.
Anyways here's my Audio:
Let me know what you guys think
Just click the purple or blue text.
I deleted it I'm not gonna put on my hokey pokey pants on my own forum that shit didn't qualify entry rejected.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Need to fix up my vocals then...
Don't ever record a recording of yourself... lol
What kind of defeatist ass inner dialogue is this?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
catchingmeta4ssincebirth wrote:
Don't ever record a recording of yourself... lol
What kind of defeatist ass inner dialogue is this?
just stating the truth.
I'm a person that likes conversation but I hate the sound of my voice (specifically over the phone).
odd I know but that's the truth.