Nerdy Tinder Profiles
This is really strange, but ever since I put my school information on my tinder profile, I've been getting a ton of matches with intellectual type girls. Lil different than shock and awe kinda stuff I always go for lol
Me: Future Surgeon huh?
Me: brain surgeon, heart surgeon...whatcha thinking?
Her: leaning towards cardio but im not 100% certain yet haha
Me: gawd damn thats some serious shit lol
Me: Im a Pa major but have no intentions of ever stepping foot into an operating room
Her: Thats cool though! do you know exactly what you want to do?
Me: I like endocrinology but will prob start off primary care
Her: thats so cool though!
Me: hey kacie whats your number im going to bed but you seem cool ill txt you sometime
Her:[ number]
Cool bro invite her to a tea party
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Me: ayyy [college}
Her: U know
Me: Are you a freshman lol
Me: You look so unfamiliar
Her: nope going to be next year
Me: oh okay!
Me: sweet what major
Her: bio
Me: solid choice homie
Me: its a good major but I do quite honestly hate my bio teacher :(
Her: oh that sucks
Me: its fine I have the internet on my side
Me: have you ever visited and/or blacked out at {college} :p
Her: I visit all the time, my brother is a freshman and I live the town over. I havent gone to a party yet
Me: who is your brother
Her: {name}
Me: ok totally just facebook stalked and I dont know him
Me: gawd I feel anti social now lol
Her: omg relatable
Her: im laying in bed rn so
Her: im pretty antisocial
Me: yah what are you doin
Me: its your senior year
Me: you should be out playing in the streets :p
Her: im tired?
Her: omg
Her: nah im listening to music
Me: beethoven or mozart?
Me: grandma
Her: shut up :P
Her: jamming to green day
Me: I can respect that!
Me: Hey katherine whats your number lets take this off the crazy world of tinder
Her: well whats your snap
Me: {username}
Her: I added you :)
ehhh not too bad
Me: cool name lol
Me: what nationality is that?
Her: im indian
Me: thats cool im really white
Me: I like the diversity
Her: hahaha its okay I really like white boys
Me: yay :)
Me: dayuum 79 miles away where you from?
Her: Im from {town} but I go to school at {college}
Her: hbu
Me: ohh that makes sense
Me: I go to {college] im from {town}
Her: Ohhh I know a few people that go there
Me: oh really whose that
Me: my friend goes to {college}
Me: he goes by the name {inside joke}
Her: This girl named {name} and {name} hahaha nope sorry I havent met {name}
Me: I dont know them either :(
Me: how is {college}? a lot of drinking/blacking out?
Her: its so fun haha theres always something to do but I have yet to black out
Her: Ive had many brown-outs but no black outs
Me: lol! Ive neevr heard of a brown out
Me: but good for you! some self control right there
Me: brown out certaintly includes puking right?
Her: a brown out is only remembering certain parts of the night but not foregetting completely hahaha and I do really throw up easily but yes I have thrown up
Me: I like the honesty and enthusiam!
Me: javani you seem cool, whats your number? so when I go to {college} we can party
Her: {number}
Her: you seem nice too lol