Never eating pussy again >:(
I might actually be gay.
No wait but FFUUUUCCCKKKK, my throat hurts like a motherfucker right now.
I don't always eat pussy, but when I do I come up with flu-like symptoms within a couple of hours.
At first I thought it was a fluke and that I was bound to get sick anyways.
NO, there has been pattern to this shit and i'm done lol.
Off to the doc.
Eating pussy cures my flu crew
Could be a minor yeast infection you're getting in your throat. This happens EVERY time?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Could be a minor yeast infection you're getting in your throat. This happens EVERY time?
I have only eaten out 6 girls and it has happened with 5 of those girls :P
So you've got some kind of bodily reaction to either the acid in their va jay jay, or it could even be the "baseness" of it. People don't realize but vaginas are actually quite punishing. When I get vagina acid on my balls it makes them go raw sometimes.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Eww you eat out girls that's just gross
That may actually be the culprit. i did taste the acid when i "went down" on Saturday evening.
It did nor help that I went in deeper than I usually do with my mouth.
It didn't really bother me at the time, now I know that shit is actually murder for my throat.
The first time reacted, I went through 3months of hell. Fever and sore throat for about a week, followed by fatigue and coughs that just got BAD by the day.
Excercising and laughing just seemed to provoque my lungs/throat even more. That's the worst thing my body has gone through next to food poisoning.
Fuck. I had an ex that gave me a bad reaction once, I'd get kinda rashy just above my cock. Don't hate me if I find this a little bit funny lol, especially considering your name..
The answer with my ex was just to keep it a bit cleaner. I'd keep a towel close and be on it with the showering. I'd say work on it case by case, try not to go too deep too quick and avoid getting it in your mouth
That may actually be the culprit. i did taste the acid when i "went down" on Saturday evening.It did nor help that I went in deeper than I usually do with my mouth.
It didn't really bother me at the time, now I know that shit is actually murder for my throat.
The first time reacted, I went through 3months of hell. Fever and sore throat for about a week, followed by fatigue and coughs that just got BAD by the day.
Excercising and laughing just seemed to provoque my lungs/throat even more. That's the worst thing my body has gone through next to food poisoning.
FUCK! Acid, mild yeast infection?
A few weeks ago I got REALLY sick, I rationalized it was due to lots of other people being sick around me... but it developed from a sore throat that I got the next day from eating out a chick.
dammit.. On another note I now know exactly why I LOOOOVVEEE to eat out the vagina of a super clean eating vegan. I need to make a diet plan and market it towards girls who want their men to go down on them more. Actually damn thats a hot idea
LOL pretty funny how I was one of those people who never realized vaginas can be harsh.. I mean they just look so beautiful
Ghettoguru, the link probably isnt you, its the vaginas your eating. Are those 5 out of 6 times when you happened to pick up drunk sweaty party girls? Maybe their vaginas were more harsh/acidic/lawdnoeswhat
Solution would be I guess to clean junk/hands after sex - shower or baby wipes - and to brush teeth/listerine/gargle with salt water/google wtf gets rid of throat infections/vagina infections/noteatgrossvaginas/shotof151proofrum
How often do you get sick normally? I've been working out 5x a week forever now and eating healthy, I don't really get sick. This might be the acid thing but you could have a below average immune system. Try drinking some emergen-c every day and see how you feel.
At least you have mandatory health insurance now :p
LOL pretty funny how I was one of those people who never realized vaginas can be harsh.. I mean they just look so beautifulGhettoguru, the link probably isnt you, its the vaginas your eating. Are those 5 out of 6 times when you happened to pick up drunk sweaty party girls? Maybe their vaginas were more harsh/acidic/lawdnoeswhat
Solution would be I guess to clean junk/hands after sex - shower or baby wipes - and to brush teeth/listerine/gargle with salt water/google wtf gets rid of throat infections/vagina infections/noteatgrossvaginas/shotof151proofrum
Yeah I pulled them all at the club or some kind of crazy party setting.
Just this past thursday I got involved with the girl who did not make my throat go crazy.
The pull was initiated at club but i've sort of known her through another hook-up, doesn't make any difference imo.
How often do you get sick normally? I've been working out 5x a week forever now and eating healthy, I don't really get sick. This might be the acid thing but you could have a below average immune system. Try drinking some emergen-c every day and see how you feel.
I recently started eating healthier and do a lot less eating outside so i'm on a good path so far.
I rarely get sick though, let alone get sore throats.
Hmm did the one exception happen to taste cleaner or be less nasty in personal habits/less nasty that night. Im trying to see if the same thing happened to me.
Our combined 6 cases isn't really a large enough sample to make this a scientific study but it might help. Def try to brush teeth and gargle listerine after you eat a girl out next time and see if the same thing happens. Or just dont risk it again but it would be cool to break the stereotype lol
I generally do not go down on girls I met at a club. Unless I just gotta like.. eat that pussy, 'cuz I got the call of the wild going on with her.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Yeah that is pretty obvious looking back now. I shouldn't have but felt the need to. This is the girl I wanted to mess around with for a second time but couldn't get it up again.