New Mass Text: "If you were a contest, I'd enter you"
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
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Me - 1 day 2 hrs later: If you were a contest, I'd enter you
Girl - 5 mins later: :P god that's cheesy....you're lucky you're cute
Me If you were a contest, I'd enter you
Girl That was a bit random
Hainswof are you texting your sister.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Lol it would seem that way...
Here's another.
Me If you were a contest, I'd enter you
Girl : Lol. Cute...very cute
Yeah that's better lol
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Girl: :)
Me: Wassup chickie!
Me - 2 days 23 hrs later: How were your drinkies chick
Girl - 5 mins later: Hey, it was good, nothing too extreme lol. No good byes though, I'm staying until Wednesday
Me - 8 mins later: Are they sure bout that... You supposed to be long gone
Girl - 4 mins later: Haha, yep week number 3. Definitely not staying beyond Wednesday though
Me - 2 mins later: Oh you are.. Imma make sure of it. Be all like, "everyone else is useless, I need Amanda to stay on till the new building is ready"..
Girl - 3 mins later: Tania would make it happen of need be, she's good like that lol. But if I don't have a job by then there's something seriously wrong
Me - 3 days 21 hrs later: You going out tonight?
Girl - 2 mins later: Wasn't planning on it
Me - 1 hr 6 mins later: I'm taking you to the pub after work, you still finishing at 5:30?
Girl - 22 mins later: Rain-check? Got dancing tonight, and nope can't skip it, night off tomorrow though!
Me - 39 mins later: Shit chick, you owe ME a drink now.. I can make tomorrow work. Did you.... Ah fuxk it imma call u
Me - 6 days 2 hrs later: If you were a contest, I'd enter you
Girl - 18 hrs 3 mins later: Um, wow. Feeling fiendish are we?
Kinda stumped for a response... which is weird..
It's not smart to text a girl something so provocative when you already have a date scheduled with her. That's a really bad error
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
The date fell through in the end.
It sounded like she was making herself available when all the OTHER collegues were going to see her that night (the other work collegues were talking about it on the day), so put two and two together and was like "Fuck that". So I didn't end up going.
I get what you are saying however.
Side note: She does have a BF.
Any suggestions on an appropriate response?
She said she had the night off.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Hmm, maybe I did misinterpret it and ended up fucking myself over... Who knows, it's in the past now.
1.
Me: If you were a contest, I'd enter you
Her: Classic [darkrain]
2.
Me: If you were a contest, I'd enter you
Her: Wtf hahahahahahahaha
Me: What
Her: What even are you hahahah
Me: Just saying
Her: Oh my god haha (think this girl is simple)
3. (Met this girl the night before, this is the first text I send her)
Me: If you were a contest, I'd enter you
Her: Did you fall from heaven?
Her: Because your face is fucked
Me: Poor effort, your mum used that on me already
Me: It worked
Her: My mum has class she wouldn't utter such words
Me: But you did? ;)
Her: Yep as I have no class hahaha
Me: Oh wow okay, what's your schedule like tomorrow beb
[she sends me a huge paragraph explaining her schedule, we set up a date]
Lol way to segue to asking her schedule lol
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Ya my standard thing to say when I'm lost for words is to ask her schedule, works pretty well lol
Me: If you were a contest, I'd enter you
Her: Not sure if ud win :-p
Me: I am
Lol. Yeah I reengaged a new girl with that text and got her out that night. Got a handjob from her in the bar before she had to take off to pick up her friend. I'm meeting up with her again tonight I think. Finish the deal. I'm supposed to give her tips on sucking cock so this should be a good time
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male