New Online Openers?
Been killin' it. Was out of the online game for awhile 'cuz was just so bored but throwing meat on the table and it's been working so well I'm the one flaking on girls. lol
You guys still trying to copy and paste old ones or coming up with new ones?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Tinder is dead for me. Of the hot ones under 25 only maybe one out of ten is responding at all to anything, and the one's who respond to the first message are ignoring the second. Tinder removed the "stalker" feature where you could see when they were last on the app so I have no idea if these chicas are ignoring me or just aren't on it. Some of these girls are on forever and some are on for a week or two until they find a guy they like. (I added a few on snapchat--some of these girls actually are busy with school/work/friends/hobbies but some are pretty lil retards who don't do shit and pretend to be too busy hahaha)
I got a few laughs with "Santa needs another elf..what's your availability"
Over thanksgiving I got a decent response with "Happy Thanksgiving ya sexy lil turkey..I wanna gobble you up ;)"
But now they're just ignoring everything. For a few I even sent obnoxious breaking rapport style messages (after sending out 3-4 unanswered) that used to get a "Fuck you!" or have them unmatch me but now nothing happens.
Best tinder opener....
Me: There she is. What's up (her name)
Just started online dating I send out:
"Impress me, what's your best pick up line?"
if they don't respond within a couple of days I send: "...?"
Usually gets a reply.
^ Those are so awful
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
What is it about them that makes them awful?
What is it about them that makes them awful?
She doesn't care and she's not putting any effort in at this stage. You're asking her to invest right away and effectively chase you. She thinks, rightfully so, that you're the one who should impress (demonstrate value) her and set yourself apart from the thirsty hordes.
You're telling her to make an effort, and, whether you like it or not, girls are lazy. They can sit there judging all day long and there's nothing you can do about it. You do your best to intrigue, pique her interest, or inspire her to reply to you.
Just found this, this to me on all levels seems like it should fail...
^ Don't give this guy shit unless he actually starts giving some sort of value. Get sick of this shit
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Anyone made an online opener out of the bank robbery, ice cream truck or haircut lines? Lots to play around with there ;)
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I had some but I can't seem to find them. Will dig through the phone and see if I can find them.
I've had decent success (about 7/10 responses) with "Whadup gangsta".
And if they don't respond at first one of Bateman's (haircut or "don't just ignore me, you gotta say something too loser") usually gets them talking. Only about 1 out of 10 won't respond to the combination.
I've had decent success (about 7/10 responses) with "Whadup gangsta".And if they don't respond at first one of Bateman's (haircut or "don't just ignore me, you gotta say something too loser") usually gets them talking. Only about 1 out of 10 won't respond to the combination.
Lol how do they respond to the loser line? The haircut one is mine btw. I used it on him one time when he was late for a session. It stuck
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Usually someting like "Haha, I'm doing <x>. What about you?". That haircut line is the shit, I don't think I've ever not gotten a response from it.
I know you’re gonna fuck this up, but I’m going to talk to you anyway. (sometimes I use *covering eye/mouth monkey emoji*, sometimes I don't)
I think I might be/I'm deeply in love with your superficial appearance. I hate you. (sometimes I use *covering eye/mouth monkey emoji*, sometimes I don't)
I haven't figured out if you're going to be the nicest girl on my naughty list, or the naughtiest girl on my nice list. ;)
Im a couple of steps back. Whats the haircut opener?
It's a reengagement text that's like fucking magic. If the conversation stalls or stops, just hit her up with
"that's fine I didn't like your haircut anyway"
I usually do it a day after if she suddenly stops responding, or if she hasn't responded to my opener. That usually gets me a "omg so sorry, forgot to answer", "omg so sorry didn't see this", blah blah blah excuses. It shows you expect to be taken seriously, but you can still have fun with it.
"You shall be me my wife"
Always gets a strong reaction from the girlies on Tinder and most will play along
from then I just roleplay about our kids and getting into fights because of them and eventually getting sick of each other and divorcing. I'll post some of my exchanges on here if you guys want :D
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Yes of course mang. ;)
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Connect 4 or Tic Tac Toe using emojis. Looks legit as hell.