New Text Game Thread.. post your texting examples here and we'll work on them
Me: But figured we'd kick it anyway if you made me sammiches ;)
Girl - 3 mins later: Lol you want a sammich :-)
Me - 2 mins later: Yeah and maybe a pussy sandwich too
Girl - 6 mins later: Well of course that
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Latest tinder chick
Me: Prettiest smile i've seen on tinder!
Her: Oh, thank you!
Me: how has your day been
Her: a bit stressy, yours?
Me: hungover
Me: about to eat some ice cream with frozen berries, so delicious
Her: ew, frozen berries (laughing smiley)
Me: wtf its so good
Her: it's gross
Me: we should go on an ice cream date
Her: you didnt read my bio? I have lactose intolerance
Me: berry date
Her: haha sounds good!
Me: do you live in *nearby city*?
Her: no i live in *place*
Me: ok, i live in *place*
Me: add me on snapchat
Then she was texting me like crazy on snapchat lol. I mostly add girls on snap these days because then even when i dont engage for a few days they will still see my shit and not forget me lol.
Haven't had time to meet her yet though because i either have to do schoolwork or already have a bunch of invitations to parties with bunch girls this whole week.
This one i'm texting now on facebook. The opener i just sent to some random chicks to see how they would respond
Me: hey lets go to *bar*
Her: who are you? *scared smiley*
Her: hahaha
Me: you dont remember you mustve been drunk
Her: hahaha
Her: what do you mean drunk
Me: yeah you were molesting me and shit
Her: hahaha what are you talking about?
Her: i dont even know you
Me: haha just kidding i dont know you either
Her: haha youre such a joker :P
Yeah looks like you're doing well.
They're invested and emotional you got these.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Haha good to hear! I used to be super stifled over text and always tried to come up with magic lines resulting in me either being weird and too gamey, or not writing anything at all.
Now i try to go more with the flow while still following the important principles
Maybe not so much text related but another tinder girl wanted to go on a latin dance night and i was like yeah sure because i thought it was in a night club. Turns out its just a dancing lesson at a dance school :/
Well still good opportunity to learn how to dance with a hot girl and get intimate but i know alot of girls that are into latin dancing without ANY intention of hooking up (unless they already know the guy). How can i make it clear that i'm not just going there to dance but to dance, and to take her home and fuck her.
Your in-person game should be way better than anything you do in texting. You've already got these girls emotionally invested just handle it in person. Like I told Sasha Daygame years ago (who's sexual escalation is fucking awful and is therefore forced to look for ways to compensate) I don't care if the girl thinks she's showing up for a tea party. I'm gonna lead and escalate in person and make it happen.
Why don't you just show up and make a bunch of friends and have everybody go somewhere afterwards? It's a bit more work and effort but you could make some magical shit happen.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
But yeah you could be like, "You know I dance like a hot tamale right? Daddy doesn't play!" Stuff like that
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Hit up this chick from college from last year. Haven't talked to her in a while and I found out she was now single. Having a bit of a harder time with her. Trying to gauge it still but can't seem to get this one down.
Her: Hello heh
Me: how ya doin:)
Her: Good thanks how are you ?
Me: oh not so bad. how's that little getaway of yours (cheerleading competition out of country)
Her: Ahah it was good thanks
Her: Home now
Her: What's new
Me: working away like crazy this summer until school rolls around. 7 days a week is rough. hbu?
Her: Haha good job that's a lot
Her: Yah gonna be working got a second job and not taking any summer classes for once aha
Me: ya i was gonna say you always do
Me: where did you pick up a second gig
Her: Hahaha I know right
Her: City of (our city)
Me: oh no way, that's a stellar gig. My cousin stated working for them and makes 30$ an hour while going to school
Her: Ahaha yah not bad
Her: Blah I'm not making that much sadly ahaha
Her: But it's ok
Me: hahaha oh no, in due time..
Me: we should go for drinks soon, what's your schedule like?
Her: Yah I'm sure we could find a time
Me: I work like crazy, but I'm sure I could fit you in
Her: Haha oh thanks lol
Me: haha feel special?
Her: Lol tots
Me: what's your schedule like? weekends are usually best for me
Her: I work nights during the week and on Saturday mornings ahah
Me: perfect. let's do a Saturday night when I'm not bartending
Her: Haha where do you bartend
Me: i work at (bar) dt
Her: Oh nice haha
Me: haha it's pretty fucking sick, i work most weekends
Her: Oh sweet! ahaha good for you sounds like fun
Me: it's not so bad, you meet some pretty memorable people
Her: Lol fair enough
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Feels too friendly for me, need to shake it up. Also too bland/boring I find. Lemme know whatcha fellas think.
Yeah it's boring as fuck. Life must be pretty easy for you if your texting has sunk so low bartenderboy!
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
How'd you lose that funny edge you had at one point? Are you just in a minimalist headspace these days? Or do you actually think now that that sort of texting is supposed to be good enough?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I still text like that with other girls but for this particular convo, I was at work and my co-workers constantly check up on me and ask for updates since I'm a manager so I just give shitty quick replies. I guess I got too accustom to that and I did it to this girl. Big no, no. I'll have to re-engage with my wit and effort next time around for sure.
You're a manager now? Lol
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Papaya that response to 'who are you?' is the bomb. I'm stealing that shit.
I'm gunna post up some of my new ones. My text/online game has improved a lot.
Seems the best approach is making the convo into a fun roleplay. I also tried the adorable hair babies opener but got mixed response. No clue where to go with it besides naming the hair baby Cousin Itt or something. Could just try to transition into regular convo but that seems boring now.
how do you guys format your text so it shows on the forum like that?
Nevermind I found out it does it automatically when you type me or her. derp lol
Mpgamer I'm going to quickly break down your text convo in Q&A #4. Definitely the things you need to hear.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Thanks for doing these Jon! Looking forward to it...
Me: you got 1 minute. GO!
Her: oh, missed the chance
Me: No worries, man.
Me: Once met an old guy (I mean really old) who told me "When one door closes, another opens".
Her: too true
Me: So now after we've done with the weird tension thing.
Me: Why you chose a Panda bear?
Her: why not?
Her: it was there
Her: should I have chosen a different animal?
Me: Don't get too stressed out. I'm not judging you.
Me: Choose what suits you. I just asked WHY.
Her: ok
Me: No ground was gained on that response. Let me try and pick up the slack for you Mister.
Me: I would have chosen a Werewolf. Because sometimes it FEELS like I walk on this great path called life - alone.
Her: dick in a box? are you serious? who do you think you are, JT?
Her: lol
Her: don't get too lonely
Me: I guess you referred to my nickname. Well that auto nickname could be a pain in the *** sometimes.
Me: It was either that -TACO thing. Not everyone perfect.
Her: lololol ok
Her: its just a really funny one
Me; Never thought of it that way, you got a naughty mind for pointing that out. :O
Me: So you prefer cats over dogs?
Her: ugh, I hate cats, love dog
Me: spffft pretty ironic for a girl who call herself cats.
Her: I know, anything to avoid the taco....or D in a box
Her: so what do you do in liiife
Me: I barley know you and yet you're after my money.
Me: Then let me tell you, it's not true as you think - superheros doesn't earn that much. :D
Her: I don't care about money i'm sapiosexual
Her: it means I want you to be a genius
Her: batman or spiderman?
Me: Well Batman have money and Spiderman have brain.
Me: So that's the answer for you.
Me: Your turn
Her: I'm just a student, really boring, no super powers involved
Me: Been there, done that.
Me: Actually, I can tell you a secret if you promise you'll keep it.
Her: Ok
Me: Girls have superpowers too.
Me: So what are you studying
Her: Biology
Me: Sounds legit. Is it interesting as it sounds?
Me: I mean you might be the one who finds the cure for HIV,
Or at least be rich by making a funny reality show with Amoeba
Her: hhhhh
Her: Come one you have to tell me what you studied
Me: Ok, but you must promise not to make fun of me.
Her: That's a promise I can't keep. Say you studied underwater basket weaving ?
Me: haha not that useless.
Me: Practical Electronics Engineering.
Me: Superhero gotta be a nerd, right?
Her: Is there an impractical engineering ?
Her: Where did you study?
Me: That's how you say it in English. Hebrew actually has a word for it.
Me: You're into sports as I recall?
Her: Not at all
Me: Shopping! it's definitely was shopping!
Her: Nope
Me: Movies? Smalltalk?
Her: What's the word in hebrew
Her: I hate missing a train and then waiting half and hour for the next one
Me: You can read a good book in the meantime or read random phrases in Wiki
Her: Yeah I've heard it
Me: you like go fishing?
Her: Not at all
Me: Yeah, neither do I.
Her: Good
Her: I like swimming thought
Her: Though
Me: At the pool or at the sunny beach?
Me: By the way, never asked for your name. What's your name?
Her: At the beach in the sea
Her: Her name
Me: Well hello there her name, I'm my name.
Me: Nice meeting you.
Me: I guess when you have to choose between nature and some lame pool... nature wins. :O
Her: You too
Her: Of course it does
Me: Any particular beach?
Her: Yeah I go in someplace
Her: But I'm just starting to swim again now
Me: I bet I could beat you at swimming if we'll have a competition
Her: I bet you're right
Me: Is that a white flag
Her: What ?
Me: you're giving up too early
Me: where's your spirit, aiming high, aiming pro!
Her: Lol ok
Her: Comeon let's race
Me: ok, I'm giving you a head start.
Me: 3...2...1...GO!
Her: i won
BTW can't manage to set color differences between the texts O.o
@Zenki
I feel like you really should try to get her out pn a date rather than just trying to mantain conversation and being cocky.
Well you haven't even tried it with this girl :P
It's all in the manwhore textgame thread
http://manwhore.org/forum/content/19-rules-text-game-you-must-know
Yeah, I busted my ass for the past little while. Finally paying off haha
Yeah Zenki that's the main issue, you're simply not arranging a meetup, at all. And you're trying way too hard to game, almost like you're trying to force her to like you more, or invest enough so when you ask her to meetup she has to say yes. Lol
Read the article, read the text game examples. You should easily be able to arrange meetups on your own. It's been detailed all over.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Ok so i was supposed to meet a tinder girl today, and i thought i would take a nap before meeting her but fell asleep and woke up 15 min late and tried to find her but my internet quit working . I went back home and texted "sorry my phone died couldn't find the adress, you still there?" and she hasn't responded. Any way to recover from this?
You sound dysfunctional as fuck lol. Well handle it better than that buster. But don't expect help from me when you can't even set an alarm and get your internet working.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Hahaha yeah not my best day i've had a really bad headache all day and was first gonna cancel the date and then i was like fuck it i'll take a short nap and i'll be fine.
C'mon i dont deserve this treatment lol
Well dude say all that. Stop sitting on your ass and start crafting something up
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Ok so see a girl at the road crossing, tall ,heels, (i was shorter than her), open with are you russian ?
Shes mexican, then we just talk a bit. Shes doing an MBA (on exchange) from mexico, I ask her what she did before her MBA she said engineering, started teasing her calling her a nerd, i was like "where are your harry potter glasses" - created a playful vibe. Tried to screen for logistics, my bus was coming so quickly number closed and left. She had to go home and study, thats where the convo left off.
Me: "Dont get too distracted while studying" (nerd emoji). What days of the week are you free ?
Her: Hahahhhh ! Never. I have to concentrate. I have uni on tuesday and Wednesday and the other days i am free
Me: Ok cool, lets get coffee This thursday
Me: or drinks (doesnt have to be alcoholic), does 7 pm work ?
No reply after that.
I started off well, but i think i fucked it.
I keep making the same mistakes where the interaction is not solid enough to set up a d2. This has happened to me like the 4th time now, where I could have stretched the interaction or gone for insta-date, but i was more concerned about getting home, for some stupid ass reason.
Now I dont know what re-engagement text to send and when .....
Ok so see a girl at the road crossing, tall ,heels, (i was shorter than her), open with are you russian ?Shes mexican, then we just talk a bit. Shes doing an MBA (on exchange) from mexico, I ask her what she did before her MBA she said engineering, started teasing her calling her a nerd, i was like "where are your harry potter glasses" - created a playful vibe. Tried to screen for logistics, my bus was coming so quickly number closed and left. She had to go home and study, thats where the convo left off.
Me: "Dont get too distracted while studying" (nerd emoji). What days of the week are you free ?
Her: Hahahhhh ! Never. I have to concentrate. I have uni on tuesday and Wednesday and the other days i am free
Me: Ok cool, lets get coffee This thursday
Me: or drinks (doesnt have to be alcoholic), does 7 pm work ?
No reply after that.
I started off well, but i think i fucked it.
I keep making the same mistakes where the interaction is not solid enough to set up a d2. This has happened to me like the 4th time now, where I could have stretched the interaction or gone for insta-date, but i was more concerned about getting home, for some stupid ass reason.
Now I dont know what re-engagement text to send and when .....
Hey man,
Nice one for cold approaching during the day (I assume). Im still struggling with that.
I think you sound too eager for the meetup because you are being logical (you ask what day she's free, immediately pounce on it and then sort of qualify what you said before about the coffee like you're backtracking cos she might have caught your intentions (watever they might be)... and then time.)
Also, she's probably much more likely to agree to 'you two hanging out at some point' than 'coffee on thursday 7pm'. Maybe a good idea is to babystep her into a meetup.
You didn't qualify her at all so she might think you have low standards.
Finally, being cold approached can be a bit daunting for a girl I think... so maybe a text that realises the 'not normal' thing that happened earlier in the day might be nice.
As for reengagement, there's a shitton of examples on this forum! :)