New way of texting

Scary good, learn all you can and pass the knowledge.

C.J.

fuck, just reread this.

ok, it's all gold but there's a lot of science to this shit. my friend used to tell me when to ignore a text by a girl, and when to respond...how to articulate the text so it's got enough punch to it and so on. this was tight but made me too co-dependent on him for advice.

plus i got scared of doing it this way lol

anything you wanna add Manwhore or others?

Well did you end up meeting up with her? 

Yeah, took a while though. But she's the most invested a girl has ever been - i stuck with this frame the whole time.

we met, went to the cinema and she gave me a barrage of shit tests. i wasn't empathetic enough so that's why i didn't get the lay that night, otherwise we made out but she told me a few months later that she was actually pretty scared of me. Lol

actually i didn't get the lay

1) i decided to go cinema INSTEAD of chilling at my place which she even suggested. facepalm...

2) could've sexually escalated further

Why was she scared of you? And why did you want to leave the house with her? Was it an entitlement issue that was changing the way you responded to her shit tests? 

nah entitlement was never an issue, i found her shit tests rather cute cause it was token resistance.

before we met up she texted me "so are we just gonna chill?", and this basically means sex...i was just too excited to see Skyfall so i couldn't even process what she said at the time. We never made it to my place, tried to get her to come to mine after but she gave me some bogus reason, i.e "my brother will be worried that i'm out so late!"

she was scared cause i sounded like a fucking psycho the whole time;

"i'm gonna push you into the road"

"shut the fuck up" (said that an X amount of times)

"faggot" (she actually thought i was homophobic)

basically i overcompensated by trying to be too badass. i just came across 'abusive boyfriend'. she was aroused, but i didn't balance it out enough with rapport.

haha sent my friend this thread, and he just replied back with this:

recent exchange with bitch who chatted me up on the steet the other day. VERBATIM.

her: you didnt give me a fake number did ya haha x

me: are you fucking disabled or something i gave you a miss call

her: LOL soembodys grumpy today!

me: do you like harry potter

her: my sister reads it ive read the first three x

me: who's your favourite character

her: ummmmm i like snape he's well annoying ha

me: yeah i like snape too and i think hermione has fantastic character development throughout the entire OH MY FUCKIGN GOD SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING CUNT.

her: um excuse me what is your problem

me: look i'm gonna be honest with you one part of me wants to take you out and show you a good time and maybe even hold your hand. guess what the other part of me wants to do

her: kill me probably? haha you are soooo weird x. What did you say you wanted to study at uni again antology or summin lol x

me: ignored

her: sillyyy! x

me: i am a professor of ants

That's hilarious.

I thought he was gonna say 'the other part wants to see what your head would look like on a fucking stick".

So then how was Skyfall more important than a hottie? 

You should post more convos from this guy, that had be laughing my ass off. quality 

Yeah I love this guy's texting. Serious serious example what's called "provoking the shit test".