New Years Social Circle Game Leads to Unexpected BJ!
This is a write up of some super fun social circle game that effortlessly got me a blow job.
My buddies and I planned an absolute banger at my friend’s house for New Years Eve… keg of beer, riot punch, two pong tables, anything that is needed to get the crowd rowdy as fuck! In order to keep everything under control we tried our best to make it an invite only party. Every person I hit up I made it clear that this was THE party to be at, this shit was going to be fuckin wild. Do not tell your friends cuz this ripper is exclusive. I got two ladies that I was interested in to swing through, “hometown” girl and “college” girl.
We started the night off slow drinking beer and setting up the bar. I made my first batch of riot punch and it came out pretty fuckin good. It was filled with Popov vodka, but I jokingly tell everyone it’s the top shelf shit. “Hometown” girl shows up fairly early, I’m chillen with her and her crew having a good time. She seems a bit overwhelmed because she’s all prettied up in a tight lil black dress, but she claims she hates dressing up. I lighten her mood with some bizarre facial expressions as she explains how much she hates wearing a dress, she starts to open up to me. Meanwhile, I am frequently getting up and greeting the new guests, but I make the point to check in every once and while and deepen the interaction. I believe MW calls this “fractioning.”
an hour later “college” girl shows up. I was genuinely surprised to see her because we have never actually met before, I got her number off of Facebook. We text every once and while and she NEVER makes it to my pre-games at school. Actually, she started Snapchat Dm’ing me recently because of a picture of my dog and that’s why I invited her. I see her walking down the stairs into the basement, I’m halfway across the room when I let out an exuberant “YOOO!” I was so excited I made a scene. She brought three chicks with her too, no problems at my frat house tonight! In a small town like mine I looked like Santa Claus bringing four new girls to a party. I give “college” girl shit about finally making it to one of my parties, but I act like we have known each other for a while. I immediately start moving all four ladies around, dragging them to meet all of my best buds. I have a train of women behind me, and I’m catching A LOT of looks. Every person I introduce to them gets a big elaborate introduction, “This dude is world famous, he’s a fuckin astronaut that works for NASA.”
Later on, I introduce “hometown” girl to “college” girl. The only common ground they have is that they know ME, so I’m getting all of the attention. I oscillate between the two girls holding strong eye contact. They watch each other get gamed. “hometown” girl starts to put her hands on me a bit. Meanwhile, I’m having so much fuckin fun. I make a point not to favor anyone just yet. “Hometown” girl ejects and I go deeper into the interaction with “college” girl and her friends. I felt like my value was so high at this point that I had to sprinkle a lil game on all of the girls. I wasn’t worried about a cock block because they were all on board that I was the prize. Plus, its New Years Eve and all the girlies want to have some fun. I start labeling all of “college” girl’s friends, If I remember correctly girl #1 is the virgin, girl #2 is the Nascar driver, and girl #3 is something super obnoxious. I eject from the group and let them mingle, they end up knowing some of the people at the party and have a really good time.
I return to “hometown” girl, we dance a for a bit when a friend of mine interjects. He had a brief thing with her over 2 years ago but feels the need to try and explain himself still, completely inappropriate. She is not having any of his shit, so we make some silly faces at each other over his shoulder. He finally leaves and we dance dance dance. I eject and stumble upon a TINDER match, yayyyy!!! She actually recently dated that same friend that was bothering “hometown” girl and I did not find out she was “the girl” until last minute because she lives a few towns over. I made it clear over text that we can’t hangout but it is clear that she still thinks I’m cool as fuck. I see her several times and introduce myself each time like we do not know each other, each time with a new weirdo name. She’s really sweet! No harm done because her ex (my friend) is known for being a massive AMOG and trying to impress everyone’s girl. As you can see above, he has no limits when it comes to girls.
Midnight is approaching quickly. I’m chillen with “college” girl and her friends again, a mutual friend tells me that girl #1 “the virgin” is interested in me. I was not expecting that, but cool! She is talking to some dude so I stroll over and I steal the spotlight. She is captivated by me and turns her back to him. I genuinely feel bad for him because I’m not THAT interested in this girl at the moment. It was clear at this point that me and “college” girl were not really a thing and if I was going to hook up with anyone it would be her friend. I leave because I really want be around “hometown” girl when the ball drops. It is a fuckin shit fest and people are running outside like wild animals. I do not remember exactly where I am when 12 AM hits but I’m not near “hometown” girl because I can not find her, instead I’m just partying splashing beer everywhere. A few minutes later I find her and make some straightforward statement like, “I can’t believe we missed the midnight kiss, letsssss do this.” She is excited yet embarrassed because she is surrounded by friends. Not a big deal its just a kiss, I diffuse the tension but forcing a 3 way kiss with her and her not so good looking friend. It is lame, but whatever. We all laugh it off.
The night rolls on and I approach “college” girl and her friends. They are saying something about girl #1 being a pussy and not taking what she wants. I jokingly ask why they are talking shit lol. They indirectly explain that she wants to suck my cock but won’t go for it. I look around and ask all the ladies about their midnight kisses, a few of them had some fun times with my friends. I’m glad! They tell me that girl #1 needs one. I immediately say, “Oh really! Did you know I’m the host of this party.” This was an inside joke because I told her earlier to bang the host but she wasn’t into him. She responds “no your not.” I respond ,”YES I AM, would you like a tour.” She happily accept the tour, “of course I would.” We walk up stairs and I narrate the entire journey to the bedroom, I even make the stairs sounds like Disney World. We try several different rooms but they are barricaded from the inside…fuckin cock blocks! We find an open room, I tell her to check out some poster on the wall, then tell her to look at me and we start making out. I make it clear that this is my show. We move to the walk in closet because its just more fun. My friend walks in and catches us, “wtf man follow me..." He finds us another room, the girl is still giggly and having a good time with me.
We get into the new room, it looks like a 14 year old’s room…yup it is his little brothers room. I get excited because my dick is coming out soon and there is nothing she can do about it. I tease her about my boner and take my dick out, I’m distracted by myself when I realize she ripping her pants off at an unimaginable speed. I’m honestly disappointed because that’s cool and all, but my cock needs some attention. I tease her and make it clear that MY dick is out and wants to be touched. She sucks it for a bit, and I go to put the condom on. She keeps on flopping on the bed like a starfish and not tending to my dick whatsoever, she just wants to get fucked. I’m not really into this whole situation at all, she lacked any real sense of “girl game.” Anyways, I make it clear to myself that I should just bang her.
I go to bang her and somebody walks in for a second. She is embarrassed but I calm her down with a calm hypnotic tone. I just so happens everyone migrated near this bedroom right around the time we entered it. We hear her friends right outside the door. My strategy flips, I explain to her that she can just suck my dick and we can bang some other time. This was not the girl I really wanted to be with and we were both mildly uncomfortable with our environment. She blows me for a bit, awful… awful.. awful blow job. She gags every time she tries to go past the head. I’m just your average white boy, so I’m very surprised to say the least. She needed me to lay down just to make it work for her. I try and teach her how to make it better, at the very least she needed to make some eye contact. I don’t bust but we wrap things up. I get her phone number, and she is clearly still very captivated by me because she will not stop complimenting my basic ass phone case. We walk out of the room and we keep it cool. She finds her friends and leaves very quickly, mission accomplished for her..sorta.
At this point in the night my mindset is to get back out there because nobody that is still at the party saw anything go down between me and “college” girls friend. I find “hometown” girl and my game is pretty sweet because I just got a BJ. She is getting REALLY drunk. She ends up getting dragged out of the party while I’m occupied talking to some other people, I do not even get to say good bye :(. I’m strolling around and I find a sexy brunette that I do not know. She is probably the only girl at the party I haven’t chatted up yet. I open with a simple “hey” with a lot of power to it. She seems very excited to be talking to me, I think she might be foreign too. I learn some stuff about her and we talk about school.Within two minutes of the interaction she is already telling me that I should come and hang out with her at her dorm or vice versa. She must have been watching me killin it all night and made her mind up that I was the type of guy she could have a good time with. I ask her who she is here with and she describes some three random black dudes at the party that were most certainty not invited, but she doesn’t even know where they are from. This was a red flag for me, but I continue on. I figure out she is the DD and drove to the party. I tell her, “ I want see your cool car!” She’s like “Really?! Cool.” I get us moving towards the car and we are moving up the steps of the hatch way of the basement when the three black dudes she is with call to her. She goes over and talks to them for 3 minutes. She comes back and explains that they told her that she can not go in the car with me. I find the entire situation somewhat sketchy so I just get her number and leave. I see her one more time before she leaves and she tries to justify why she is taking a Xanax at 3 am. It was probably a good call not getting involved with her, but a part of me yearns for that second blowjob. I wrap up the night very satisfied with my game, and hungry for more!
Obviously my game was not player status because I didn’t end up banging the girl I truly wanted, yet, it was awesome to effortlessly earn myself a blowjob. Totally leveled up my game last night. As far as the verbal game, It was MUCH better because I have been training my vocal drills hard. Shit man, what is game without good verbals, anyone that is not training their voice is at a massive disadvantage.
My questions are:
- Was it a bad idea introducing “college” girl to “hometown” girl? Did it cause unneeded conflict? At one point in the night “hometown” girl and her friend were definitely talking about me
- Was the three way make out between “hometown” girl and her not so good looking friend a self sabotaging move?
Sounds like it was a pretty bad experience for her
Ha! For which girl specifically? And how could I have improved the experience for everyone?
Well first off improve the experience by breaking down those walls of text into smaller chunks. I didn't read a couple of them that was too much bullshit.
I thought the xanax girl at 3am was the girl you got head from so that was clearly a misunderstanding on my part. But make the damn thing readable and people won't make those mistakes.
You should have banged girl, should not have been thrown off by someone walking in or people being by door. I mean I get it you're happy you got a bj on NYE but I give the whole thing a B-.
Oh and yeah, you should have stolen her off the three black dudes. Lol
Yeah, it was B- work but it was my best social circle game yet.
yup, shoulda banged
yup, fuck those black dudes. I was satisfied with myself where I didn't put up much of a fight, but now im dissapointed.