Oh god someone please critique this
I'm just not sure about this entire convo
Me: Help me nurse
Me: I hurt my neck
Her: Awhh..Suck a dick
Me: (winky face emoji)
Me: Why don't you for that extreme rudeness
Her: Why don't you go ask Sarah again <-----(Friend that gave me road dome last week)
Me: Hehe no.
Me: That would be misleading
Her: Very mature of you
Me: Yeah I try my best to act like an adult
Me: Because I really should be
Her: So i'm guessing it wasn't that good (laughing/crying emoji)
Me: It wasn't bad!
Me: Nothing too mind blowing tho
Her: I got yea (laughing/crying emoji)
Me: I never seem to finish tho, its a damn shame (crying emoji)
Her: hahahahahahaha (laughing/crying emojis)
Me: Like I dont get it. I'm not trying to bash anyones talents here!
Me: I think they take offense (devil emoji)
Her: I bet they do
Her: or maybe they just suck at it
Me: Yeah some are TERRIBLE
Me: I don't judge though, or at least around them (kissy face emoji)
Me: It's an important skill tho
Her: Yeaa it is but you gotta master it
Me: Master it! not possible
Her: yea it is
Me: Id like to see that
Her: Kay
Me: Well...feel that
Her: Uhmm (laughing crying emoji)
Me: Your talking a big game here
Her: Yea and?
Me: it interests me
Me: I just don't know if your truly a master
Her: Yea u wont know haha <------ ( holy fuckin shit test!)
Me: hehe good one.
Her: haha ik
Me: Careful with your sarcasm over text, next time just add (sarcastic text) to the end
Me: I cried after you said that (sarcastic text)
Her: It wasn't sarcastic (laughing monkey emoji)
Me: hahaha the money emoji works too
Me: monkey* spell checks bein a ho
Her: Stay away from HO's <-----(inside joke from Chem class)
Me: I know jeez stop mom
Her: hahahaha (laughing emojis)
Me: Well im going to sleep to fight off some HO's I hope you do the same sexy
Her: night yea fucker
Chick from class, we go way back but we've just kissed a while ago. Lookin to seal the deal
I saw her in school, she seemed pretty horny and invited me to her lil bros hockey game. Then I text her and she says shes goin with her mom and brothers friend, but she said I can join. Then I told her we will chill on friday because im not about to hang with her mom.
Yeah that text convo SUCKED...now that i've looked closely
Make it less about blowjobs and more about cookies
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Yeah I've never understood why but blowjob type conversations never really work out this early in the game... which is a shame
Personally when a girl asks me about other girls and I haven't really got intimate with her I will say NOTHING - reinforces that you're discreet and sex isn't a big deal.
edit: Something I noticed about your texting that's pretty strong is you never react to any of her comments that could be percieved as negative (sarcasm etc.), you just carry on doing your thing and assume the value. Which is great
Yeah many times it won't go the way you want if you're talking about blowjobs lol. Not that this one wont.. but like we've already discussed, you don't want to put too much expectation on a girl, she will generally fold her cards
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
But it wasn't a bad convo per se
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Thanks fellas...I'll avoid the BJ convos
Seems like you want head from this chick but you have a passive way of saying it at least in this text.
Seems like you want head from this chick but you have a passive way of saying it at least in this text.
it was actually too explicit. You wanna make your intentions known in person, physically. Texting should be a precursor, a tease if you will.
Ah I see now. Thanks dude.