Oh JEEZ. Fuckbuddy maintenance.
OK. This girl is in a long distance relationship. However she's my fuckbuddy/hairstylist lol. I love her to death. But lately I've been sensing some discomfort on her end. I don't know if I'm right about it or not, but it almost seems like she chickens out or something when it comes to seeing me and/or hooking up. As of today it's been about 2 months since I last saw her.
Her: So when I leave for Texas, you won't be able to text me or anything ok. It will really upset Arik. He is a jealous man lol
Me: okkk. When are u leaving?
Her: Tomorrow at midnight
Me: Right on! When are you back?
Her: I'll be back on the 16
(After she gets back. She calls, we talk)
Me: Yo. I'm taking a shower and coming up
Her: ok
(I show up, we watch a flik, I escalate and we're making out on the floor. She starts acting all wierd and adamantly tells me we can't have sex because she's on her period)
Me: (a few days later) I'm cooking. Come have dinner with me
Her: I can't :(
Me: (a few days later) yo. You did a really fuckin good job with my hair last time... would be down to cut it for me again??
Her: Who us this?
Her: Oh wait its Infinity!
Me: Deleted my number. Ya deuche :)
Her: I had to
Me: I know... I was teasing ;) u deleted ur fb too
Me: Hey listen. I'm not sure, but I'm sensing that you may think I'm going to push you to do things... I don't expect anything. We're friends K
Her: Oh, yeah I know that. No worries
Me: Right on! I'm going out tonight if you feel like coming
Her: Oh no thanks, I'm gonaa stay in tonight. Thank you tho
Her: When do you want your hair cut?
Me: tomorrow
(dead air)
Me: (a few days later) I'll make you food if cut my shaggy friggin hair
(no reply)
Me: Ur gayyy :)
Her: I'm in Texas, Won't be back til Sunday. I can cut it for you then
(This Monday, about 2 weeks later, she calls and leaves a message saying hey)
Me: Hi, I got a message from u but didn't see u on caller ID
Her: oh lol thought you hated me
Me: Psshh, why would I do that? figured you'd hit me up when u got back from tx.
Her: I'm back, I've been back lol I'm at work right now
Me: Cool let's hang out!
Her: ok, when?
Me: tomorrow
Her: I work tomorrow
Me: So when's good?
Her: Thursday?
Me: Thursday's good. You should come down here. I have walking dead season 3
Her: I've seen the 3rd season already lol, it's on Netlix!
Me: You should be ashamed of yerself... Watching without me tsk tsk tsk
Her: lol Sorry
Me: Just kidders. I watched it too heehee
Her: oh hers making me feel bad lol
Me: Yup! haha. Seen any of the new ones?
Her: No I don't have cable
(thursday, tonight)
Me: Hey, I was doing a favor for a friend. You still wanna see my ass?
Her: I'm sick with Strep Throat. Not a good idea today. Rain check <--plausible if it wasn't turning into such a commonplace occurance
Me: Ohhh nooooo! I love how you capitalized stre throat. Makes it sound serious
Her: lol
For a while there I was seeing her almost every night. Now it's been 2 months. I don't really think it's much of a problem, just thought I'd put this up to see if anybody had some advice dealing with fuckbuddies...
How many times did you bang her back in the day? If I were you I'd just stick straight to the haircut and get the "meetup". Then handle biz
More times than I can remember... which is what makes me wonder if there's something going on.
I'd forget about this one..seems there's things you didn't do to assert your dominance earlier.
^ Oh shit. Looks like my imaginary friend is back! Wait.. can you guys see him too?