Ok I need your help here, gentlemen

if she's really 18 years old then i'm captain planet.

Right? That's a lie right there. Which means the whole thing's a lie. And it's 5'10". I'm pissed because this also really looks like a girl, that I would actually bang. Gawdamnit. 

Lol you've become so paranoid about TV's.

Just say fugget and go for the kill. You'll soon find out if it's a dude, I doubt it is though. SHE looks like she would enjoy every moment of it.

Ok what about this one:

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?s=1&profile_id=54932101

Dude, the second to last pic is totally photoshopped.  Her head is like as big as her torso and kind of looks like Marilyn Manson all dolled up (um I guess even more so than usual haha).  She looks like a bobble head.  The rest of the pics, she kind of goes for a kardashian cousin with some slight Boy George undertones.  Guess you'll find out dude.  

Yeah her head is fucking MASSIVE. Geezez. But I don't think that shot is photoshopped. And I'm totally tripping balls.. I just can't tell. 

Being married/together with a graphic designer for the past ten years, I can tell when a picture like that has been fucked with.  It has, I just dunno why. It adds all kinds of manliness to her/his profile, when it was feminine besides it.  What are you tripping on dude?

Btw the boy George undertones convey throughout

You're right. It is just that picture, ok the one on its left is a bit off as well. 

I think that the only realistic picture is the one in the gym.  The problem is that the obvious boob job and feminine face from the first and kind of the second picture is nowhere to be seen in the gym shot.  Instead we have a pretty masculine face with a relatively typical hourglass figure...oh yeah it's all kind of blurry too.  I'm like fifty fifty but I dunno hit shim up and let us know how it goes. (BTW typing on my iPad is glitchy as shit)

Actually I think that first picture is very deceptive.. her boobs just aren't very big. And the gym shot does correspond to the last pic.. which corresponds to the rest of the pics. So I'm seeing the connection that way. But it's that suzy housewife pic as well as those bangs and.. massive jaw. 

Yeah, the jaw had me thinking.

Shouldn't these websites be more honest with guys? I mean, be specific about the gender of the chicks?

This shouldn't be allowed. 

Those hips are quite convincing though, that's one of the only areas TV's can't really change I thought.

The hands, headsize, jawsize do tell me otherwise though.

Manwhore please take one for the team and get to the bottom of this. Fuck it, open Shim (nice work mexicanfood) with: Hey, are you a tranny? 

I assume you aren't sexually attracted 

That's the thing.. if this thing is a girl, I would rail her for hours. If it's a guy, that just sucks. 

First looks legit

Second gave me a chill

Just go for it like normal. If it sucks your dick then suddenly says, 'Now suck mine' in a bellowing voice, so be it. lol

sounds like you should stick to pool parties