OkC chat - tiger roleplay attempt
Sat, 06/23/2012 - 03:00
Sent this message to a girl: "Hey my name is Andy. My favorite hobbies are stalking girls and smoking crack. Please talk to me... "
She started a chat with me. At this point I felt like
So...
6:24pm
Her: weird me too
Me: don't just use me for crack ok
Her: ugh..
Her: fine
Me: i'll give you crack if you make me hot chocolate with baileys
Me: it's so nasty out
Her: its gnarly. I'm about to get some pho
Me: pho doesn't have booze in it
Her: then you aren't doing it right
Me: i mean, sure, keeps you alive, and thats good and all
Me: where's this pho place? I'm in fremont and the pho here is shitty
Her: haha capitol hill
6:32pm
Me: doing good on the rainy day list
Me: warm food, check. booze, check. cuddle blanket, check.
Me: cuddle tiger, not check.
6:38pm
Her: tiger!
Me: are you a tiger?
Her: only sometimes
Me: really?
Her: its a secret
Me: i think about cuddling tigers a lot
Me: but i wouldn't let you off the leash until I know you wouldnt bite my face off
Her: oh.. i would.
Me: i'd have to pin you down then... for my own safety
6:46pm
Her: hmm
Me: but if you were a good tiger, I'd let you eat steak off my plate
Me: (i hope you're not a vegetarian, i'm not good at vegetarians )
xxx signed out. We will deliver your message to their mailbox if they do not return in the next few minutes.
Me: what kind of man are you looking for?
Yeah, that last message was just totally out of the blue.
I think I goofed by not getting sufficient investment in the conversation from her. I'm not quite sure how to draw that out, but at the point where I didn't have her invested and then I started escalating the tiger roleplay I kinda blew her out. Thoughts?
She started a chat with me. At this point I felt like
So...
6:24pm
Her: weird me too
Me: don't just use me for crack ok
Her: ugh..
Her: fine
Me: i'll give you crack if you make me hot chocolate with baileys
Me: it's so nasty out
Her: its gnarly. I'm about to get some pho
Me: pho doesn't have booze in it
Her: then you aren't doing it right
Me: i mean, sure, keeps you alive, and thats good and all
Me: where's this pho place? I'm in fremont and the pho here is shitty
Her: haha capitol hill
6:32pm
Me: doing good on the rainy day list
Me: warm food, check. booze, check. cuddle blanket, check.
Me: cuddle tiger, not check.
6:38pm
Her: tiger!
Me: are you a tiger?
Her: only sometimes
Me: really?
Her: its a secret
Me: i think about cuddling tigers a lot
Me: but i wouldn't let you off the leash until I know you wouldnt bite my face off
Her: oh.. i would.
Me: i'd have to pin you down then... for my own safety
6:46pm
Her: hmm
Me: but if you were a good tiger, I'd let you eat steak off my plate
Me: (i hope you're not a vegetarian, i'm not good at vegetarians )
xxx signed out. We will deliver your message to their mailbox if they do not return in the next few minutes.
Me: what kind of man are you looking for?
Yeah, that last message was just totally out of the blue.
I think I goofed by not getting sufficient investment in the conversation from her. I'm not quite sure how to draw that out, but at the point where I didn't have her invested and then I started escalating the tiger roleplay I kinda blew her out. Thoughts?
Sat, 06/23/2012 - 03:11
#1
Re: OkC chat - tiger roleplay attempt
@Lumpy:
You were doing absolutely fantastic till you started doubting yourself. Which is actually always the problem to some degree or another, it's just painfully obvious in this example lo.
Hopefully she never gets that last message 'cuz that's a dealbreaker just by itself haha.
Tara agrees.
You were doing absolutely fantastic till you started doubting yourself. Which is actually always the problem to some degree or another, it's just painfully obvious in this example lo.
Hopefully she never gets that last message 'cuz that's a dealbreaker just by itself haha.
Tara agrees.
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Sat, 06/23/2012 - 03:12
#2
Re: OkC chat - tiger roleplay attempt
@Lumpy:
k she's singing you a song to illustrate:
"You gotta act like yo shit don't stink! And act like yer cooler than she'll ever be!"
*sing-song*
"And then she'll wanna fuck you in yo face!"
k she's singing you a song to illustrate:
"You gotta act like yo shit don't stink! And act like yer cooler than she'll ever be!"
*sing-song*
"And then she'll wanna fuck you in yo face!"
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
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Sat, 06/23/2012 - 14:51
#3
Re: OkC chat - tiger roleplay attempt
Hahahaa nice, I think the only appropriate follow up message would be "Did my last message go through? not sure if it did. please respond"
not srs
So what kind of man are you looking for?
not srs
So what kind of man are you looking for?