OkCupid - 1st Week - Text Game - Tips
I just recently started messing around with OkCupid.
This is my current profile
- Critique please
I've gotten #3 numbers in a week by just messing around and trying to close quick:
"I just robbed a (location) , come celebrate (item from that location) on me :p"
"I'm luring girls into my house with candy, do you prefer m&m or skittles" (mostly slutty girls reply to this one)
I'm testing out different openers as rogan stated in one of his previous posts, get a good opener and then craft a reply.
Yeah good stuff, lol.
"Im sure you've received more undeserved opportunities than a Native American applying for scholarships. Is there some standard cook book with insults in the margins where all of you POF women get these from? Jesus, I figured since you have at least minimal intelligence you could come up with something better than that. Your father should find better ways to spend his money than on your education; maybe take some tips from Charlie Sheen and start dropping 30 grand on hookers and coke. And please drop the "Im can totally out wit you" act cuz it's a fukking joke, you couldn’t tell the difference between Trailer Park and the neighborhood you grew up in. Now if you’d excuse me I have more appreciative and delightful women to spend my time chatting with, good day."
" I would belly flop into a pool of AIDS infested needles just to put my name in a hat with 1 million other names for a chance to caress your beautiful legs while wearing gloves."
" I would lick gravy from the crevices of Ralphie May's thighs to have a conversation with you over a syphilis ridden cell phone with bad reception "
I went and met up with a horse chic last night for a beer at her work which is strip club -that was cool - was first time we have ever actually hung out
the below is tonights follow fb conversation - any tips and thougths would be much appreciated
Me: Some nice pole moves last night, but I think I could take u.
Her: hahha id like to see that xd
Me: how did you fair in the storm this arvo?
Her: nah i worked my pony fed em got in side then it poured down ahah then head to work getta text were closed for the night hahah score night off lol
Me: ah that's a win
I just walked to the shops
I got caught in it
her: ahh shit thats gay haha
Me: so what are you going to do with your night off?
Her: what do you think hahah couch surfing tv is my jamss
yeah but Entourage or Game of Thrones?
so far entourage lol
Me: hmmmmmm.............I would have to go with GOT
Her: hahah soon soon
Me;come watch Game of Thrones here. we can have a waffle eating competition
one waffle per episode
hahha yeah right traffic is manic thus my night off lolo
Her: omfg i would die
Me: you can bring the topping
Her: hhaha done
Me: how hard could making waffles be?
I know how to make pancakes
Her: hahah i had pancakes for breakfast i think u need a waffle maker though haha
i just buy em from woolies
Me: thats so cheating
Her: hey still tastes good
Me: I actually know how to make butterscotch from scratch - that's fun
her: omg yum
Me: and deliciously bad
Me: right I'll get some waffles and ice cream - GOT sessions starts at 10.pm
Her: Haha no chance traffics fucked!
Me: c'mon it'll be fun
you can be khaleesi
Her: Bahahaa im as far off blonde as they come
Me: yeah but it's all about spirit right?
Me: I'm also a shade taller than the imp
Her: Hahshah true
Me: come, it will be fun - I live in a college with people from everywhere that can't speak english -
Her: Haha not happenin not spendin my night off stuck in traffic loll
Me: ah ok fine - no waffles for you...,....
Her: Awww meanie
Me: well, I'm working on my belly see
Her: I have to be up early too ew movin someones horse for em
Her: Haha well im trying to minimise mine so its probably for the best
Me :I think that's kind of being rude to waffles
and friends of waffles, pancakes, crepes etc
Me: so your pony went well today?
Her: Yeh he was actually really chill
Me still think he might buck?
Her: Idk aye he didnt give a shit today so ill prob jus suck it up and get on hin he was pree chill
It seemed pretty apparent to me the play would have been to go over to her house. She made the point more than once that the issue was her sitting in traffic.. but she was enthused and invested. I def would have gone over there, that was the play.