Older chick
Been talking to this bi chick on okcupid, her profile says she's bi so that's good. eventually wanna get threesomes with her
Anyway here's the full convo.
Also Manwhore, I think I've done quite well with building a vibe aspect of it you mentioned in my previous topic but I just wanna get this chick to meetup and don't know if I should be more considerate of the fact she's busy with the take over stuff or just push for the meetup in some kind of playful way. Or maybe ask for her number to set the meetup later so I don't have to rely on okcupid messages to get to her?
keep in mind though, this chick is 5 years older than me
Me: Oh hello there, you appear to be quite attractive and I would consequently like to have this conversation to expose you to my *myname on okcupid, it's kind of a funny name*
Me: btw I hope you're not a loud chewer
1 day later
Her: *myname on okcupid* sounds so dirty. haha. (<----invitation for dat secks?)
Me: you're telling me you've never tasted *myname on okcupid*? well this one's got a flavor of mango to it mixed with an enormous amount of dat funky sexiness. How about you
Her: oh I've tried *myname on okcupid* just never called it that. lawd have mercy!
Me: Gawd you're such a lil booger
Me: alright, watcha up to rainbow brite
Me: other than thinking about dat smexy *myname on okcupid*
1 day later
Her: Wondering what there is in *city I live in* :D (<---------invitation for buttsecks?)
Me: Well there's this weird water you can buy that makes your head go kinda fuzzy. I believe it comes in 2 versions red and white. Only for tha kool kidz tho. And then there's the *myname on okcupid* factory
Me: You like red? (<--------trying to hint for a meetup, same as above)
1 day later
Her: I am a fan of purple :D (.......fuck you girl, you didn't get my hints??)
Me: We can make that happen. You're lucky I'm a chemist. So take your purple ass to *city I live in* and we'll play purple rain all day and feed the ducklings to promote a healthy ecosystem.
She didn't respond so....
3 days later
Me: It's fine, I didn't like your haircut anyway
Her: JERK, I'm just busy right now taking over a business here in town. Lots of paperwork and calls to banks
Her: ;P (<-----------she still wants the D)
where to go from here? any suggestions are welcome!
I'd be like, "That's fine I like my wiminz a bit sharkish but this is getting a tad ridiculous. Shoot me a text so we can plan your trip xxx xxxx"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
ok after that I sent her this:
Me: What are you doing later I want to go see this movie but I want to go see it with someone really cute. Know anyone??
Her: What movie? I might know someone ;3
Me: Night at the museum
Me: Also this okc stuff is too nerdy for me, shoot me yo numba I'll text you later
5 days later...no reply
Me: Yo I like my womenz a bit sharkish but this is getting a tad ridiculous. Shoot me a text so we can plan your trip xxx xxx
Her: I've just been busy...Don't think I'm ignoring.
So now how do I get this chick out...she's taking way too long with this shit but I feel like I can't just push too much for the meetup
So she just ignored you posting your number and went with "Don't think I'm ignoring." I'd shine this chick on
"Oh obviously I'm much to amazing for that. But I grow bored and despondent as your sense of adventure seems lacking. Prove me wrong"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male