One-liners
Sun, 11/18/2012 - 06:43
Ya girl you're going to be my lullaby. Im going to use you.. to sing myself to sleep.
Sun, 11/18/2012 - 10:28
#1
Re: One-liners
"If I asked you to sleep with me, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?"
Mon, 11/19/2012 - 00:36
#2
Re: One-liners
@Manwhore:
I'm actually going to probably contribute to this thread a lot - about to start using one-liners a lot more in the morning when I'm all stifled and shit as I'm headed to work...
My absolute absolute favorite one at the moment:
"BITCH/GURL - why you acting all hollywood, you know you never been there before"
Another one.
"Damn! I have to fuck you before I die even if it means we're 80 and I just get to stick the head in".
I just enjoy saying dumb shit. Probably kills me most of the time but whatever.
I'm actually going to probably contribute to this thread a lot - about to start using one-liners a lot more in the morning when I'm all stifled and shit as I'm headed to work...
My absolute absolute favorite one at the moment:
"BITCH/GURL - why you acting all hollywood, you know you never been there before"
Another one.
"Damn! I have to fuck you before I die even if it means we're 80 and I just get to stick the head in".
I just enjoy saying dumb shit. Probably kills me most of the time but whatever.
Mon, 11/19/2012 - 20:22
#3
Re: One-liners
"Yo girl...I don't like babies and your mouth can't get pregnant"
Tue, 11/20/2012 - 14:54
#4
Re: One-liners
@Manwhore:
You want romeo? You're NOT worthy, you're cock thirsty, you're nasty and probably got herpes.
You want romeo? You're NOT worthy, you're cock thirsty, you're nasty and probably got herpes.
Thu, 11/22/2012 - 04:50
#5
Re: One-liners
You ever play lion tamer? You just get on all fours and Ill put my head in your mouth.
Thu, 11/22/2012 - 04:54
#6
Re: One-liners
@hantour:
I've actually used that successfully.
I've actually used that successfully.