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Ya girl you're going to be my lullaby. Im going to use you.. to sing myself to sleep.
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Re: One-liners
"If I asked you to sleep with me, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?"
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Re: One-liners
@Manwhore:

I'm actually going to probably contribute to this thread a lot - about to start using one-liners a lot more in the morning when I'm all stifled and shit as I'm headed to work...

My absolute absolute favorite one at the moment:

"BITCH/GURL - why you acting all hollywood, you know you never been there before"

Another one.

"Damn! I have to fuck you before I die even if it means we're 80 and I just get to stick the head in".

I just enjoy saying dumb shit. Probably kills me most of the time but whatever.
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Re: One-liners
"Yo girl...I don't like babies and your mouth can't get pregnant"
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Re: One-liners
@Manwhore:

You want romeo? You're NOT worthy, you're cock thirsty, you're nasty and probably got herpes.
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Joined: 08/17/2012
Re: One-liners
You ever play lion tamer? You just get on all fours and Ill put my head in your mouth.
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Re: One-liners
@hantour:
I've actually used that successfully.
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student

- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)

- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male

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