One of my best field reports ever: Ice Queen Tries to beat me in Duck Hunt: Stripping and DERP Ensues

Initial Text Convo:

Her: Bk

Her: Name

Her (couple hours later): Cracking up over "last name" brew

Her: Btw

Me: Walking through Soho with a friend. Just saw a homeless man fight a tree

Me: reminded me of you

Her: haha wow thanks

Me: Lol

Me: My girlfriend said he was actually surprisingly funny/cute in an oddy way... that's kinda similar to you.

Her: So glad that of all things in this city a homeless guy reminded you of me

Me: I'm at lebain- it's awesome

Me: Where do you live

Her: Nice I think some of my frinds are there too or were

Me: ..

Her: Ues

Me: Call me

Her: Saving my voice haha

Her: What's up

Me: Oh shit yeah don't call me

Me: I don't need a reminder ; b

Her: Hush

Me: No. That's your job right now

Me: Save that voice so we can meet up soon

Her: It's better

Me: I'll text you when I'm leaving Lebain

Her: K ill be free around 9 or 10 possibly

Me: Cool. Ill probably be chill to stop by around then

---- Note: I didn't text her cause my phone died and I was with the girl I fucked last night----

Her (This is sent at 1030- me not texting her is a massive IOD- so I'm pretty sure this was a reactionary text on her part): So tired! Think I will rest up and be low key tonight

Me (Sent this morning): Hey beb, sorry bout last night. Went to grab a drink with a friend and ended up at her place for longer than expected (Note how I apologize- which i would usually never do-- but the apology is actually intended to calibrate the value spike//iod im giving her by basically telling her I was fucking some girl and didn't have time for her)

Her:

Her: All good

Me: Your voice still better? (even though we both know it's bullshit- im still throwing this out as a slight "I'm not meeting up with you unless your voice is on point" style frame)

Her: It's better

me: I'm off work at 7

me: I leave for Germany on Thursday

Her: Lucky you

Me: I can come over tonight after work though for a drink

Her: I'm showing a girl my place that's proabbly sublesasing from me around 7 so maybe after

Me: Cool. Ill hit the gym and text you after

Her: kk now they can't come until like 930 so would have to after that

Me: I'm grabbin dinner with a friend now so that could work

Me: I have to say hi to a buddy of mine round 1 at avenue though so if its gonna be super late don't bother

Her: It will be like 1030 latest

Her: Does that work for you or no?

Me: Should work. Text me when she's there and ill let you know

Her: Meet me at my fav wine bar by my place around 1030

Me: I'll meet you there at 11

her: k
Me: address?
Her: Okay so my fab one closes 1130 tonight so lets meet at xx and y at 1130

Me: Lol k

Her: See you soon?

Me: yup

Her: k cool

Me: here

Her: on way

Her: it's called xy

Me: Yeah. Figured

Her: Here at bar now

K so this is a great field report for some interesting reasons, which will reveal themselves throughout the report.

So I show up at the wine-bar and it's classy as hell and I tell her I was just at brother jimmies (shitty dive-bar next door) and then I tell her we're going to go next door cause they have a sweet cover band and because the wine-bar is WAY too classy for a guy like me. She gives me some attitude and is like, "Well, it's SO rude for us to leave right now" and I literally just look at her with these eyes that were just like, "seriously.... " and she shuts up and we head over to brother jimmies

We get inside and it turns out theres a skeet ball machine, so I'm like, "Yo girl, I'm about to crush your ass in some skeet ball" and she acts all tough and is like, "I'm super athletic blah blah horrible shit talk etc. etc." and I get like right up in her face and I'm just like, "I'm gonna dominate you, girl" and just give her some intense eye contact.. she fucking LOVED it. 

We play skeetball and I'm making fun of her and some of it is legit, not joking around just straight up being a dick but she knows I'm a man and she can be safe around me, so she loves the shit- keeps telling me how funny I am but everytime she says something like that I just go, "No, I'm a horrible person" - I was just fuckin with her but it was almost like I was disqualifying myself as a way of making her chase. At one point, I just held up my pink and go, "I have the tiniest cock.... THIS big girl... THIS big" and just held up my pinky and gave her solid eye contact- that was something that I did tonight really really well- i had amazing eye contact. 

So we play skeetball and I absolutely crush her- but even if I didn't it wouldn't have mattered because I didn't care if I won or lost. 

As soon as we start playing she starts getting  very slightly physical with me (stuff that she had plausible deniability for: bumping into me, hitting me and pushing me away etc.) but I don't do what I normally would have done... Normally, i would have responded by getting super physical with her but thsi time around I said, you know what, fuck it I'm going to let her chase me... so I let her get physical and then would just randomly walk away or ignore her. 

After skeetball I walk to the back and there's a fucking DUCK HUNT video game- so obviously I'm on that like white on rice. Tell her to come back.. she sits down at the high-table behind the game and I go and get a better dollar bill to put in the machine. I come back and she's sitting down and I put out my hand and tell her to stand up. She grabs my hand and we start playing duck hunt together... I was just being super dominating in the way I spoke to her and touched her. I was wrestling her every chance I got but in a very, "I'm your daddy and going to dominate you" sorta way. 

That's another thing- for the first time since I started this shit- I was touching her because I wanted to- it was so fun to touch her... but I also wasn't doing it in awkward or weird ways or for that long at any given time- I'd just randomly slap her ass or pick her up by the ass and spin her around or take her head and put her in a mini headlock. We chill for a bit more and we sit down and talk and I'm just fuckin with her the whole time.

I'm like, "What if I'm just a waitor at appleboys, what would you do" ... "And not even the manager waiter, I"m the shitty waiter.. actually, I'm the janitor and the shittiest janitor they have... but I absolutely love what I do" and she's cracking up and I'm just giving her crazy eye contact and am like, "What would you do" "What would you do" "Huh, punk, what would you do" and then I'm like, "Fuck it you don't even deserve that much. " 

And she gives me this fake "in shock" face and I just continue with eye contact and don't even flinch and she just goes, "Your funny, I like it" and I just go, "I'm a horrible person, what are you even doing here with me. I'm a shitty janitor, broke as fuck and a huge dick with a tiny penis. Why are you even here" But I was saying it in a very challenging way.... the importance of what I said here isn't in the specific verbals but in my internal vibe that I was projecting and the crazy level of eye contact I was giving her when I said it- she couldn't escapate my masculine dominance. 

I tell her to grab my hand and she does and I pull her up and we start dancing and I start biting her neck a bit- she wants to makeout but I refuse and each time just go in and kiss her neck etc. 

Oh and then at one point I tell her I can't have sex and she's like, "I never said we were having sex tonight.... but why can't you?" - haha I laughed at this

Oh and I gave her the most absurdly funny reason. I was like, "Uhhh, well I have a basketball game tomorrow and me and my buddies all made a pact that we wouldn't have sex the night before our games" and she takes me kind of seriously but is also just like, "Wtf..." and I start to crack up and I'm like, "hahaha look I know it's weird as shit but it's just what it is" (btw- this is complete bullshit, I just thought it'd be funny to say something like this"

So then she continues to get really physical with me and then when I'm against the wall she straddles me and starts telling me how big my cock is and I just keep holding up my pinky and giving her crazy eye contact. She's loving it.. just playing around with my cock  above the pants in the middle of the bar. 

Then she sits down and I take my pinky and move it towards her mouth and she's like, "Omg I'm going to look like such a slut, I can't do this in the middle of the bar" and I'm just like, "Nah, it's cool, girl" haha and so she does it - it was just a joke cause I kept telling her my pinky was the size of my dick so I was like, "You think you can deepthroad this shit"

Anyway- we keep fuckin around and we're just having a blast, at one point she tells me, "I feel like I'm on a playdate" and when she said that I got kinda giddy cause I knew that's the EXACT VIBE IVE BEEN AIMING FOR 

Anyway- we get outside and I'm like, "Where's the subway" and she points me in some direction and we walk and then at some point I'm like, "I wanna watch the new arrested development" and she gives me resistence but not really, I forget what I said but her resistence was very token. 

Take a cab to her place, get inside and head to her room, take off my shit and hop in bed and we blaze and start hooking up and at this point my cock is hard as shit and she starts rubbing it and  turns over to makeout with me and I kiss her neck a bit and start rubbing her pussy through her pants and her tits had been staring at my all night, so I cup them and start to play with them a little and she comes up to where I'm at on the bed and gets on top of me and takes off her shirt and bra and is riding me and then goes down and takes off my pants and my boxers and starts to play with my dick

But...

And this is kinda embarrassing but I think it was the weed... I just couldn't get hard. 

It was the shittiest experience of my life- never really dealt with this before... I'm always on point, come gametime. 

The craziest part about it?

This was by far the hottest girl ive ever had in a bed, naked, wanting to fuck me... ever... in my entire life. It was a whole different level of woman. 

GOD - she wanted my dick so badly and I let her down. That's one of the things I feel the worst about. She really really wanted to suck my dick. She really really wanted me to prove to her, one last time, that I'm the man that I come across as- and I let her down. 

There were so many things that were different about tonight compared to previous times I've gone on "dates" with stunners. 

1. In the past I would have wanted to take her somewhere classy... this time I actively wanted to take her somewhere shitty because it's what I wanted to do. They had a SICK coverband that I was loving, playing sweet 90's tunes

2. I had very very barebones texting and straight to the point with this girl

3. Wasn't "Worried" about getting physical but rather did it from a place of joy and fun and sexuality

4. Didn't immediately get physical with her just because she was giving me massive IOI's

5. Preempted LMR by telling her I needed to find a subway, before she could get uncomfrotable about the awkwardness

6. I expressed negativity - this is HUGE HUGE HUGE... I have an incredible gift of creating conection with pretty much anyone- but I need to be able to express my negative emotions and break this connection or at least show that negative side of myself, so that the connection actually MEANS something.... when these girls feel my negative emotions and keep feeling those emotions, they are so grateful when I finally show them how much connection I can provide. How much humanity and love I have - but don't fuck with me because I will shit on your face.

7. I wasn't nervous or in my head at all.... up until I smoked weed and she wanted to fuck.

Anyway- this was yet another amazing reference experience.