Online Dating: "About Me", What's that about?!*
POF,OkCupid... "About Me's" post yours up and let's get some feedback on them!
Here's mine:
I like to ride out into the sunset on a horse, I have a good driving record. I've got a couple degrees and run my own successful company.
I'm 1/4 nerd
1/4 sweat pants
1/4 bruises
1/4 gunna have ta mutha ****in find out ...you thought it was that easy fool. ;)
I used to have amazing results with online dating, but recently in the last year or so it's gone down the shitter.. mostly due to my lack of interest, but also because I let a buddy "help" me out with my profile and it just fucked my shit up lol.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
My tinder account says:
Well obviously we're going to lie and tell people we met in a more socially acceptable place -- like a strip club or a funeral.
Instagram: *S***DFS*D*
Story, I would add some funny interests like Leather bound books, Green lights. Take out the 'self esteem' one though.
Confident in my ability to hold conversation, while doing back flips on my skate board.
O I C :D
But I have all ready completely changed my profile's tone
Completely stopped giving a shit
I appreciate the advice though, seriously.
Also Femme Fatale, why would you remove self-esteem? I actually give a shit about that.
I don't understand your last post Story
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Self esteem the words themselves sound lame. You can put off that vibe without actually saying it. Saying it is weird
lol, trying to game her I guess :)
Here ya go: (POF)
"I have a large collection of flavored stamps, I'm a lifelong supporter of black athletes, and I'm a HUGE fan of yellow chairs. Since you're definitely thinking you want to know more, drop me a line and we'll start the screening.. ;)"
I'm gonna add my first date ideas because I love my last one do goddamn much
"Something adventurous, like going to the moon or kayaking to Japan.. Maybe a trip to the Walmart deli if I feel like dressing up."
FEMBOT, Will you give me your opinion on my POF? Here's my main pic:
My name's Infinity. I was born in Mississippi and raised in the country, where there are no movie theaters or malls and you have to make your own fun or die of boredom... and/or chafing. So yeah, I'm a country boy at heart. I like doing outdoors things, like camping. I never get bored with it, but can't seem to get people to go more than once... mostly because of the drinking and nudity.
If you don't have a sense of humor, you will absolutely HATE me. If you don't, stop reading, take your palm and smack your forehead until it gets funny. Then come back.
If you don't like smart, calm, mature, self-confident, strong-willed men, you'll probably hate me. I'm sure there's a capri-wearing hipster out there just for you... Good luck ya rascal!
Some interesting facts bout me:
-I'm an outdoors guide.
-I lived in Vicenza, Italy for 2.5 years. I've been to Venice, Florence, Asisi, Pretty much romped that place.
-I swam competitively for 10 years
-I'm scuba certified
-I'm technically catholic but buddhism interests me
-I almost died from misdiagnosed appendicitis, an accident with a chainsaw and then a carcrash with only a month in between each. I'm like Indiana Jones.
-I own guns
-and a beard when it suits my mood
-I can smell bull$h*t a mile away. Seriously, literally and analogously.
Bottom line is: I'm pretty awesome... and there's no reason to hide it. If you're awesome too, don't be shy.
Courage is a quality I admire... If you're too scaredypants to message me, you're too scaredypants to date me. If I messaged you, it's cuz I think you're sexy, and you have permission to get a big head :))
this is my okc
Fembot is apparently making homemade french fries but will get to you shortly.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I really like the profile it's fun to read ...But I don't know how I feel about the picture...I guess I just don't think star wars is sexy enough lol! But I'm sure some girls do.
Yep. Mainly I wanted to know if it was chick-friendly and non-creepy... As for the photo, I wanted something kinda goofy. I originally wanted to do a photo of me riding a unicorn, but I don't have any pics I could use for that. Thanks Fembot!
My tinder account says:Well obviously we're going to lie and tell people we met in a more socially acceptable place -- like a strip club or a funeral.
Instagram: *S***DFS*D*
I like this
this is my okc
The picture has to go. I think you should work on the typical friday night..You should put more value in your friday night and also be funny. You sound like a joke the way it is now.
Here ya go: (POF)"I have a large collection of flavored stamps, I'm a lifelong supporter of black athletes, and I'm a HUGE fan of yellow chairs. Since you're definitely thinking you want to know more, drop me a line and we'll start the screening.. ;)"
I'm gonna add my first date ideas because I love my last one do goddamn much
"Something adventurous, like going to the moon or kayaking to Japan.. Maybe a trip to the Walmart deli if I feel like dressing up."
This is good I like how you mentioned the walmart deli ...what have you got in your interests section??
Jove wrote:
this is my okcThe picture has to go. I think you should work on the typical friday night..You should put more value in your friday night and also be funny. You sound like a joke the way it is now.
I'll consider that. Btw Infinity I think that Star Wars picture is fucken cool