Online dating activity has flatlined in my city..Hbu?
Thanksgiving weekend was nuts (but I was also in a different city) with tons of girls matching and some even telling me outright that they wanted to meet up. But this week has slowed to a crawl, and, except for a 52yr old man with no pants on tryna get me to send him selfies of me in bed last night, I haven't gotten a real match or response from a match in days.
All of the pretty lil retards must either be all cuffed up already or resigned themselves to being alone for the holidays.
Look at that shiny object! Its on sale 75% off!!
Just go with the 57 yr old pantless dude. He will probably buy you nice things to keep you around.