Phone Fucking Dies Last Night - mid escalating sext convo
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 20:47
Went to XS nightswim last night. Like the 2nd set of the night - I'm hitting on some big titted Californian. We have a good sexual vibe going...at some point some guy starts texting her - so I start telling her to text him things. I have her tell him "I've been thinkin about you" and than I direct it sexual from there...he's like "I got bottles.." or some shit - so I tell her to text "I wasn't thinking about bottles silly ;)". I get him to tell her where he's staying at and stuff - she seems to love this. Anyways...they say they have to bounce after a while so I number close. The following text convo ensues..
Me: This is my pimp VIP number..handle with care
Her: Shut the fuck up. You're retarded.
Me: I know you love me
Me: I'm going to text you my room number and lure you over with my bottles.
Her: Ooh are you at the aria? I can kill two birds with one stone...
Me: You better go to him first...I will leave you with no energy girl.
Her: Hmmmm or its the other way around and I ware you out. California girls get down..especially this one.
Me: Oh really? I would dominate you like a ragdoll.
Her: Hmm the only way you could dominate me is by using handcuffs and a ball gag on me
And than my phone fucking dies. I'm not really sure how I would've turned this into a meetup - but she seemed down...or maybe it was just my imagination?
Me: This is my pimp VIP number..handle with care
Her: Shut the fuck up. You're retarded.
Me: I know you love me
Me: I'm going to text you my room number and lure you over with my bottles.
Her: Ooh are you at the aria? I can kill two birds with one stone...
Me: You better go to him first...I will leave you with no energy girl.
Her: Hmmmm or its the other way around and I ware you out. California girls get down..especially this one.
Me: Oh really? I would dominate you like a ragdoll.
Her: Hmm the only way you could dominate me is by using handcuffs and a ball gag on me
And than my phone fucking dies. I'm not really sure how I would've turned this into a meetup - but she seemed down...or maybe it was just my imagination?
Mon, 10/01/2012 - 20:54
#1
Re: Phone Fucking Dies Last Night - mid escalating sext convo
@rogan:
Wait, but seriously.
A dying phone is one of the worst feelings of all time.
Wait, but seriously.
A dying phone is one of the worst feelings of all time.
Tue, 10/02/2012 - 00:34
#2
Re: Phone Fucking Dies Last Night - mid escalating sext convo
@rogan:
Fuck you gays, I didn't even HAVE a phone last night
Fuck you gays, I didn't even HAVE a phone last night
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Tue, 10/02/2012 - 01:28
#3
Re: Phone Fucking Dies Last Night - mid escalating sext convo
@Manwhore:
Shit, man... You're pretty cool ; b
Shit, man... You're pretty cool ; b
Tue, 10/02/2012 - 01:39
#4
Re: Phone Fucking Dies Last Night - mid escalating sext convo
@rogan:
Naw it was gay as hell
Naw it was gay as hell
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
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Tue, 10/02/2012 - 01:44
#5
Re: Phone Fucking Dies Last Night - mid escalating sext convo
@Manwhore:
lol
lol
Tue, 10/02/2012 - 08:12
#6
Re: Phone Fucking Dies Last Night - mid escalating sext convo
Not replying like that is actually a pretty hot pull ;b