Picking up a Stunner on Tinder

Tinder

me: What's up I want to meet you

her: You don't know anything about me

me: Well are you a loud chewer, I don't think I could handle that (she basically told me she wants me to screen her so I did) 

her: No, but I'm not a slut and some guys don't like that (angel with wings emoji)

me: Operative word 'some guys'

her: I concede

me: Good. So you're not like a sociopath or anything (more screening, she's hawt so she needs it)

her: Quite the opposite. Being brought up with brothers, I'm pretty chill. Are you a murderer?

me: Haha yah you must be super chill. I have 3 brothers and one lucky little sister haha

me: Not anymore, since meditating I no longer experience my usualy nightly blood lust

her: I feel your sisters pain. Then again, I only have three brothers so I have it a bit easier! 

her: And I noticed you avoiding the question. I was like "where's that unmatch button?"

me: Haha no I didn't avoid it silly ;)

me: Yah still 3 is a lot of brothers tho. Not easy being the only girl

her: Just making sure! And no it's not. But I deal with it. Some great things have come out it though; I can game like a boy, fish, wakeboard, ect.

her: And by game I mean N64 James Bond Golden Eye

me: Woah your tinder stock just went up in my books!! Those are some suhweet games (allowing her to earn my approval, qualifying)

me: You're not from Toronto are you?

her: No. I'm from Oshawa (40 mins away)

me: Oshawa huh. I heard the habitatns there aren't allowed to leave...ever (push game)

her: Lol it seems to be that way. I na couple of years, I'm out, plan on living in Bermuda for a while! 

me: Haha well in the meantime, let's get you to sneakk out to Toronto for sum patio drinks

her: Yah if I decide you are worth the trip, I wouldn't mind ;) (she's cooked)

me: Well I'm actually batman soooo what more could you want ;) (being facetious, not throwing away my value by qualifying)

her: I'm going to jump off CN tower right now, going to save me?

me: Hah that's elementary stuff but sure! 

me: What's your number, we're taking this off the crazy world of tinder

her: Give me one good reason besides being batman

me: I was voted karoake champion on my cruise ship circa 2011, no big deal (sardonic qualification hah)

her: number

Now we've moved to text game and it's going well! Problem is she is far so logistics may suck but fuck it