Pimp frame
me: Yo.. did u have a pimping day? .. Zach
her: Hella yeah! Just finished work phew. Yourself?
me: Just finished work too.. friends wanna go to The George tonight but i can't be arsed.. u going out?
her: Finished pimpin? Oh lala! Usually that's a 24/7 job ?? Went to The George last week.. It's alright. Nah imma be chillin tonight. Need to catch up on some beauty sleep :D
me: Yep sold enough bitches to last me through christmas so i'm gonna take week off.. and think abme expanding into europe using your network.. Catch up to discuss the business plan sunday night?
her: I checked with my secretary and she said that unfortunately I won't be able to fit in any meetings in before Christmas. But anytime after would be fine.
her: Sorry for the late reply. Had trouble with some bitches last night!
me: Haha trouble with bitches? I just tie them up and spank them hard if bitches give me attitude.. you have a lot to learn ;)
her: Oh I didn't know you could do that... You'll have to show me :D
(a day later)
her: Merry Christmas!
me: Ho ho ho.. lol that sounds wrong when i say it! Merry christmas to you too sexy ;)
her: It sounds like you only have three people working for you ??
me: It's abme quality not quantity, pumpkin. How's christmas going?
her: Or quantity with quality? ;) Christmas is going very well if you ask me but if you ask my body it probably won't agree. Second food coma in two days! What abme yours?
me: Quality hoes are high maintenance.. you should knows better than anyone ;) organised a christmas bbq on st kilda beach for 15 friends.. so food coma and sunburn checking in.. hey u got a pic?
(sends pictures of their christmas baking and tree and stuff)
her: Do you have any? :)
me: (I send a pic of our beach bbq)
her: Looks lovely! Got all your bitches working hard aye! ?????? Jooookes!
her: I was going crazy with the biscuit baking. So many left overs! You're more than welcome to have some or give them away!
her: Well my aunty and uncle were the hosts. I can send you a pic of them if you like :D
me: Haha the cookies look awsome! But i'm avoiding sugar and carbs.. a pimp has to look like a pimp that means ripped lol.. how abme a drink instead?
me: And yes i would love a pic of youe uncle and aunty.. very hot :P
me: Believe me i love cookies especially if you've made them! but i'm trying to be a good boy :/
her: Too true! That's why I'll need to head back to the gym once Christmas is over! Gotta stay fit to protect my workers! Hmm maybe a protein shake or glass of water one day ??
her: (sends pic) because you dont remember me, here's a pic
her: I promise the cookies are very delicious. You should give them a try
me: Alright, i'll make am exception this time.. drop em of sat night or sunday? Haha i was pretty drunk and all i remembered was a hot ass brunette with olive skin.. confirmed with this pic ;)
her: I hate to break it to you but I'm not that olive! Haha Saturday night sounds good. I'll make you a selection.
me: Sweet, see u then
her: Send me a pic ??
me: (sends pic) - and you were giving me shit about not remembering you?
her: Nah I remembered what you looked like. Just wanted to show it to my cousin ??
me: Yea yea whatever
So what you worried about? I think everything's good. Not sure what you mean by shit test. Only thing I'd be worried about, if at all, is the idea of dropping off cookies on Saturday. She may try to renege
Keep it spicy till then
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
When you say keep it spicy, should I text her today? something like: "just make sure the cookies are warm or i might have to spank you" and lead the conversation into having more of sexual innuondo?
How would you go about preventing renege?
The whole frame on the convo is great. The pimp daddy status is there fo sho!
Just keep it fun. Sexual innuendo isn't needed and might fuck it up. Spankings are probably fine tho ;)
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
me: make sure my cookies are crunchy or i might have to spank you like a bitch
her: well you might be getting soggy cookies in that case :D
me: Damn, that one backfired.. what do I have to do to you to get crunchy cookies?
No response yet
Too far?
As long as she's still on for Saturday fuck it. Seems you're getting laid
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Yep saturday's still on.. agreed on saturday night tho but didnt set a time - thinking of texting tomorrow morning "The delivery address is [..ADDRESS..] on st kilda beach.. try to get here by 8pm" or wait for her to text?
Naw don't wait for her to text. And set up a better time than "try to get here by 8pm"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Just got a response:
her: Sorry for the late reply. But I'm open to suggestions?
I'm thinking of texting:
me: We'll figure something out.. the derlivery address is [ADDRESS] , let's meet around 9:30ish, i should be back home by then
thoughts? sound too much like a booty call?
me: make sure my cookies are crunchy or i might have to spank you like a bitch her: well you might be getting soggy cookies in that case :D me: Damn, that one backfired.. what do I have to do to you to get crunchy cookies? No response yet Too far?
Id refrain from using the word bitch...Also does anyone think that the last txt was a little bit weak? Shes basically saying she wants to be spanked by you.
Overall though I think your texting was pretty good man!
Updates
me: we'll figure something out.. the delivery address is ....... lets meet around 9:30 i should be back home by then
her: Sounds like a plan. Delivery will be on time :)
me: Yummm :)
Lets see what happens..
If she gives me LMR, i'm gonna try the manwhore attitude, something on the lines of "What the fuck is this? you drove all the way to my house on a saturday night to just bring me cookies? stop being retarted or get the fuck out!" and if she starts to leave i'll be like "Aww dont be silly, come here.. hug and escalate".. suggestions?
Is that really what guys think my escalation style is? Lol
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Well she came over, no LMR.. had a couple of drinks. tied her hands up and blindfolded her.. pushed her down and shoved my dick in her mouth..
All was going great and then I came real quick couldnt get hard for a while shit just got more and more awkward and she left.. - not fair that bitches dont have to deal with this shit, all they have to do is get wet if that..
5 mins after she left i got a boner which now i cant get rid of..
I was hyperventilating she was so hot naked.. perfect firm tits and an athelete's ass and i could tell she was quite into me, wat a shame!
Its strange coz I can get hard to porn and maintain the erection all day.. wtf!?
I've got 6 more dates lined up for the next 6 nights one of them is of same calibre and don't want this shit to repeat, also how do I be less awkard after round 1? any suggestions?
So you tied her hands up then pushed her down onto her knees.. came, then got stagefright?
Afterwards you just "hold a conversation". It's very advanced shit you've probably never heard of its existence before I know but it's something you got to try. Talk to her about random stuff. Make your voice a bit softer and expressive. Tell some fucking stories. Or have her make you food because you're hungry. Girls love to prepare food for a guy after sex of any kind.
I know some guys would maybe hear this and be incredulous, not believe shit like this happens. Yes, it happens. Have her make you a sandwich. Then fuck her. Read this it's exactly what I do: http://manwhore.org/lr-girls-are-love-toys/
How were you able to handle it all this time up till the part where you have to talk to her? I'm not seeing how the dots connect here.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
My refractory period is pretty long. It takes me a good 30 mins to an hour to get hard again. No biggie. Most girls don't care. If they do, just initiate some foreplay and talk dirty to them until you're ready to go. Worst case scenario, if I can't get hard I blame it one the girl offhandedly (got this from californication). I'll say "listen, I don't think this is gonna work..." While giving her a slightly disapproving and disappointed look. But don't be awkward. This makes her feel bad and want some sort of "shot at redemption" lol
Got head for about 3 mins before i came.. and i was like "shit im sorry".. then i realised how stupid apologising was so i try to compensate by trying to be funny but nothing was coming to my mind coz I was stuck in my head.. as fucked up as it is.
I get after sex anxiety with hotter girls. Before sex its game as usual and its a process where i know how to lead an interaction to the next step but my validation seeking chode side comes up after sex where i'm constantly trying to probe to know how my performance was.
The thought thats going through my head is shit she's awsome how do i get her to stick around / be my girlfriend rather than keeping the same vibe that got her into bed in the first place. Interestingly its not a problem with ugly girls.
Great tip about making her cook for you! Great way to transotion into chill mode.. All the material in game is about how to get women into bed but nothing about how to handle times when you're not having sex or sleeping and how to actually connect with girls when there's no tangible goal (sex) in sight.. thats where my stickping point is right now and my retention rate for anything above a 6 is bad.
This is how calm and casual i was with her before getting it on http://imgur.com/2kM69t0
Also im beginning to realise it could be an entitlement issue.. i'll think about it with a clear mind tomorrow. Thanks for all the guidance so far dude!
Well I guess you're done here. How are things going now? Still talking to her or
So if you tied this girl's hands together and made her give you head.. somehow because you read it on the internet it means it's not you doing it so you feel like you "tricked" her into sex you didn't "earn it"?
You've really got to start communing with girls mang. Just talk to them about whatever's on your mind. Learn to work with that material.. how you see the world, how you experience it and what your convictions are on the way things are. Just don't bring up game lol. Do NOT do that. Until after you've banged them and you want them to work as female assistants then you can tell them.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Nah game over.
We did make out and i did undress her before asking her to turn around and give me her hands, she was super excited and wet as.. now that i think of it the only part of game i sucked at was actual sex, partly coz I was still recovering from a flu and mr. boner wasn't happy.
I sent her a text saying: I got a god like erection 5 mins after you left bummer.. happy new year if i never see you again.
derp.
Nothing lost.. the date last night was pretty good, met her at a bar couldn't pull her back coz she had work in the morning but we kissed and she texted me asking if I want a cooking lesson coz I told her i was shit at cooking.
Got a date tonight, but I want to change locations from meeting up at a nearby bar to meeting up at mine whats the best way of doing that?
Good point on communicating with girls but I find very little common ground that we can talk about.. my life revolves around work (web development), gym and game.. I have no idea what conversations chicks connect with. When you're trying to get them into bed you're just playing with emotions and my game's mostly non-verbal i try to get her to talk and just maintain eye contact while i'm listening occasionally say something abnoxious to spike emotions and keep the conversation going and build enough compliance to pull her back.. After sex though none of this makes sense to do, then when you both are really you and there's very little connection :/
Don't you have opinions on things? Sports, tv, movies, hobbies, etc. Think about what you really like to do and then talk about it with passion. Chicks don't give a shit as long as you think it's the shit. Also, start reading to become more worldly and knowledgable. I'm starting a 52 book 52 week challenge this next year. I'll make a thread on the forum and I wanna see you in there.