POF, QUICK Xmas FUCK close
I've been having some success going sexual right off the bat. So Jeffy strictly condenms this, but it works with 6-7s sometimes. You'll probably get some hestiation down the line but the key is to move FAST. Her headline reads "looking for random?", hence my opener.
ME : Random secks is pretty awesome
HER : lol, was that meant to read, random "sex"
ME : But you're a random girl and we're both good looking, so sex is our best bet..
HER : "Good looking?'' boy, you are hot & handsome
ME : You have really pretty eyes :-). our kids would be pretty aesthetic
HER : Thank you ;-) lol, hypothetically speaking, I'll say kids would be tall, light and gorgeous
ME : How about I just get you pregnant instead of hypotheticals?
HER : If I said ok, I'll seem like a crazy bitch, if I say no, I'll sound like I'm not interested.. So I'll say perhaps & leave it up to the reproductive organs :-)
ME : Youre right, maybe we should get some practice in before I impregnate your sexy ass
HER : lol, that works ;-)
ME : Coming over now...
HER : lol, well I'm at my parents right now, not @ my house. Wasn't going to spend xmas alone.
ME : So am I. Im leaving in a bit though..
ME : You can make me some spiked egg nog at your place and we'll get warm ;-)
HER : Smooth ;-) But I have no eggnogg at home.
ME : Whats your name cutie?
HER : Ashely, yours ?
ME : I'll take some Ashley juice since no egg nog then.. Im Michael
HER : lol, you are so sweet. Nice to meet you Michael. Well, I don't plan to be home till about 1030 or so
ME : That late?? How about no! Lol :-p .Ill be waiting for you and we can run into each others arms like the movies
HER : Oh my god, you are too adorable
HER : I have to open a gate for you but after that we can run into each other's arms :-)
ME : Yes, I like that. What time is this epic moment happening?
HER : After 10:30. Text me if you like
ME : Are you really making me wait that long for our epic moment ? Where do you live?
HER : I live in XX
ME : Do you work tomorrow? (was thinking about trying to wait till tomorrow)
HER : No
ME : We should hurry up so our child is conceieved on Xmas
ME : I wanna give you the best xmas present you've got in years ;-)
HER : Wow, don't you want to get to know me 1st?
ME : I want to live in the moment like baby Jesus
HER : Oh lord..
ME : How about run into each others arms and I whisper in your ear why I find you really sexy..
HER : Ok
ME : Whats you address you sexy thang, ill head out in a bit
HER : With the condition that you're not expecting anything tonight, I'm not your 1st night kinda girl..
ME : Ok, No expectations
As for when I got there, the vibe was not quite the same as the texting. But I acknowledged it and we laughed about it over some wine. Talked for about an hour, we started kissing/groping, tried to go for the pussy, she said "what happened to no expectations?" I backed off a bit, said I had to go soon. Talked another 10 minutes, took my dick out, fingered her pussy and she wanted to get fucked by then.
Not bad honkey. Instead of saying "no expectations" which sorta throws a damper on it as it sounds like a socially conditioned response you could throw out the whole "virgin" thing that would've fit better. Possibly coulda handled that initial meeting better? But all's well that ends well. Babynames.com
The reason Jeff doesn't "condone" it is because he's looking to streamline everything as much as possible, and he's pretty damn good at it. But was this the right play to make here? Of course, any of us would be able to see that
True. Completely forgot about that line. Yeah my physical escalation needs work and that probably didn't help it.