Poka Dot Bikini Babe - Tinder Close

Old convo from 4 months ago, closed this lil she-wolf ;P

My text style has since evolved, I actually don't even resonate with the vibe I'm putting out in this convo, nonetheless, it's got the essentials in there so izz a niiiiceeee ;) (Need to put up a more recent one, i'm usually way cooler trust me)

Me: That poka dot bikini really makes me want to have a picnic

Me: Can you bring kites so we can school all the little kids at the park together?

Her: I'll have to go find a kite then

Me: Awesome babe, i'll bring some homemade apple pie. It's an old family recipe

Her: Oh yeah? What's special about the recipe?

Me: My grandma said she discovered it at this place called walmart

Me: I hope to visit someday

Her: Hahahah

Her: same

Me: I hear they also sell great picnic blankets, lets say we get together when its sunny and go

Me: Anywho hows your day been

**Took it to the rim too fast, no response. Was testing the waters back then don't judge me.

**2 Weeks Later** LMAO!

Me: Girl

Her: Boy

**SOLID re-engagement game B)

Me: I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado

Her: Why avocado??

Her: You don't need the paint

Me: I just ate a roots bowl w some :p

Me: Good i ran out anyways

Me: What're u up to pumpkinbutt

Her: Aw

Her: Bout to give my friend a ride home and then head to sleeeep

Me: Babe thats what old uber drivers do

Me: Come rob some grocerry stores w me instead i could use a getaway driver lol

**A classic roleplay. HATE using this now lol did i mention i'm hipster w txt game? :p

Too pushy here and all over the place. 

Her: Aw well

Her: Aw no if we are gonna rob someone i'd rather it be the rich

Me: Damn i love the way you think

Her: Let's go piss on trump tower

Me: Woah alm down sweetheart thats for saturday

Me: You got 4th july plans?

Her: Nope just studying for the gmat

Me: Come bbq w me n my buds tmmrw

Me: I look real sexy w an apron on ;)

**Again, too pushy and all over the place. I'm showing WAY too much interest here. The whole "You & me" frame got to me a little too hard. Also, inviting a girl out to a social event is usually a good move, don't miscontrue this. The way I did it however made it seem like a potential gang bang in the making, except more nerdy.

**20min later. She didn't respond so I figured I had to push it, the last txt was un-calibrated

Me: Ya dont tinder n drive you rebel...

Her: Mmm i dont know

Her: Aw i'm vegan

Her: Too bad

Me: Its cool we'll pick out some leaves from the nearby trees for you :)

Her: Uggghhh

Me: Lol its no biggie more meat for me ;P

Me: Drive safe babycakes, i cant have my health conscious partner in crime gettin hurt

Her: Im home already heh it 'read a short drive

Me: Kewl im about to hit the sack but first have to crush this pb&j

Me: U in X School?

Her: Hah no i just graduated X

Her: in econ

Her: What about you?

Me: Dope girl im in my final year taking X soon

Me: GPH major

Her: Aaay sounds perfect

Me: Honestly cant wait to get out and start something new

Her: Yeah i understand

Her: that's why i wanted to graduate early

Her: Tired of class without doing anything tangible

Me: ya its pretty superficial

Me: woah im starting to sound like a hippy lol

Me: its about time to hit da sheets

Her: yeee same

Her: sleep well!

Me: thx babe u 2

Me: hey shot me your num girl, tinder is getting lame

Her: Haaaaa how many girls do you send that to XXX-XXXX

**You don't wanna know ;)

**So all it took to get this sucker back on track was some grounding. Remember to talk about real shit too fellas. Ask about her, tell about yourself. Don't just be mr. funny man, that's what I was doing in the beginning and wasn't really getting anything except witty/snarky responses back. That's all you'll merit with too much of one thing.

Bai