For the Posh chicks
Ever text a girl and she gives you some posh BS, like "I can do no wrong, mate"?
Well, that's funny because literally I got the same thing verbatim from this Bumble beauty and thought I'd loop y'all into my response here.
"If you do no wrong, then looks like we won't need to use these handcuffs ;)"
I think it works on a few levels: I'm not trying to "neg" her or point out something that might contradict her self-described flawlessness. I'm not deligitimizing what she's saying. Maybe it's true she is perfect, but my response subcommunicates that if that's the attitude she's gonna have she's going to lose out on experiencing the complete endplayerhatenow dynamic.
Dude, post the convo. Dafuq
Here's the full convo... she's in Red, I'm also red but highlighted with the gross green color because the text editor undoes the red text when I switch colors every other paragraph. All is written verbatim.
You had me at non-confrontational
When was the last time you stopped and looked at the STARS?
Definitely two weeks ago but it turned out to be a satellite.
Then I got scared because I thought Germany was watching me.
Lol problematic to say the least.
Your turn. Last time you song to yourself
I do believe it was this morning during my daily pump up ritual of singing sir mix-a-lot's classic "baby got back" while holding eye contact with myself in the mirror.
What's your number? I'm going to take you for a bank robbery and/or coffee date.
Why would you try to kidnap me!!! I'm still young.
I have life to live
We both know who they will are first?;
Don't worry I'll take damn good care of you. Youll be the best kidnapee victime ever. Minus a few spanings of course ;)
Really tho... ur DRIVING. I'm not kidnapping you stop playing the victim lol. And I'm keeping the $100 bills, you can have the $20's.
What is this about bathroom mirror selfies
And why are you this delusional
I can do no wrong mate
it's true I got bathroom mirror selfie game, but you're probably one of those weirdos who posts that shit all over the internets
psshhh delusional is just what the haters call it. Obviously it's organized chaos but name one genius that's not a little crazy
if you do no wrong, then looks like we won't need to use these handcuffs ;)
Lol nice! Hot sauce