Pretty Sure I Just got Out-Texted by This Chick
So a couple hours ago I agreed to meet up with one of Manwhore's newest students, McNoob and we ended up doing some impromptu street sets at 1030 at night on dark alleyways in chinatown (that is legitimately the best description I can give of what we did)
Anyway, one of the girls I # closed just texted me this and I burst out laughing - one of the best responses I've ever gotten to my standard initiating text:
Me: Hey neurobeb - try not to get kidnapped by any pesky hipsters ; )
Me: - Buddha
Her: I was attacked by one, but he fell onto the ground and started convulsing when I told him his vans were last season
A+ response. A+
Ps. Mcnoob is cool as shit
she's so cool. O god almost got a boner reading that.
I LOVEE chicks like that. Make sure you get that one out pleaseeee.
Oh yeah dude - this ones right up my alley - trust me it's happening. She's cool as shit but honestly, she was such a little slut, I can't wait to fuck the shit out of her.
She just graduated from stanford and models in the city and is persuing a career in writing - call it lock, stock and smokin barrel cause this ones in the fuckin bag
Compare that shit to what the other girl I # closed tonight texted me, which was in response to the same exact initial text:
Her: Ok, I'll try : ) : )
lol i don't EVER expect or need a girl to hold her end of anything, with regards to the conversation or really the relationship at all - i take full responsbility for it, but that being said, it still is AWESOME when you meet a chick that CAN hold her end
Yeah I just love funny girls omg. And people don't realize there's so many of them out there!
Haha! That is precious. It's such an awesome thing to find a girl who sends you that text that makes you do a double take.
I'm used to banging dumb college hoes and girls who are still living in the college town they graduated from, so anytime I find a witty girl, it's ON.