Public Bj + I Become a Tinder Scientist for the Night

Woah, I just had a killer night out. I thought I'd do a little write up because some awesome stuff went down ;)

A girly friend and I decided to visit a friend at a nearby university for a small get together. We get to my friends house and I walk into the party screaming like an idiot, time to pump up the party. We immediately start drinking beer and playing beer pong and everyone starts to get wasted. We are all just shooting the shit and I reach into my pocket to grab my phone but instead my condoms fall on the ground lol. I don't give a shit about this and I welcome all the teasing that comes my way, I concoct some story about how I run around and put condoms on people's door knobs so they can't get into their rooms. My buddy finishes the story for me by claiming that I put the condoms on the door knobs, then bang the girls without a condom once I'm inside :). I glance over and notice that my two other girly friends are communicating with each other across the pong table, one of them is telling the other to sleep with me! Now that explains why she dragged me out at 3 am last night to get food, and I really thought it wasn't like that...how gay of me.

At this point I start to realize that my female friends think i'm a slut now, very nice :) I start running the best social circle game of my life. We are drunk so I become VERY sexual with all the girls. I tell them to take their phones out and I investigate their tinders, for science. I write them funny bio's and sent out sexts to dudes. They read the sexts that I send and start flooding the apartment with pussy juice. The girl I drove up with needs help with her pictures, so we go through her photo stream and I tell her to show me her nudes, she agrees. I also did some serious top 007 spying into other dude's Tinder accounts, this is what I noticed:

• a lot of dudes have opening pictures with multiple people which is stupid
• most of the bio's are totally too logical, talking about height, credentials such as sports teams, goals in life, gay shit, etc.
• lots of posed shirtless mirror pics Ha GAY
• multiple pictures in the same place/event which is low value
• EVERYONE has a dog, but they try to be sly about it. Like Jihad said recently it is HILARIOUS to put a try hard dog picture in your account
• rarely do guys showcase that they do cool shit
• opening messages are either boring or way too sexual without any prizing/teasing/qualification

Everyone go and read the other thread about Tinder because everything Jihad and MW was saying is 100% true. It's not that hard to stand out on Tinder.

Back to the story...We get a ride into the center of campus. A girly friend is sitting on my lap and I tease her in front of everyone about me possibly getting a boner. My phone vibrates and I keep talking about my dick, telling her that's my phone vibrating not my cock. We Tinder more in the car. I look over at other girly friend and talk about how she's going to get ALL her holes filled tonight lol. The whole car erupts in laughter. I was being very, very sexual in the car but it totally was calibrated to the situation because we were very drunk.

We fuck around on campus and throw the football on the turf field. A girl that I had sex with two months ago starts hitting me up because i'm at her school. I make a big scene about having to find her dorm in front of everyone, I keep claiming that I NEED to see my friend. She pretty much tells me her roomie is gone and it's on. At this point i'm a little too drunk to handle the situation, I try to walk to her dorm with the girl I drove up with. Yes, I was going for it. I get her on the phone and something happens not really sure but she hangs up, maybe she heard the other girl. At this point i'm not with it enough to really do anything about it.

We meet back with the group and head home. We party some more. At this point it's clear that I could sleep with the girl I came with (who I actually banged a year and half ago) or the other girl that dragged me out at 3 am the night before. The 3 am girl excites me more so I go for that, but i'm half-assed about it. Another problem is I didn't really invest enough in her throughout the night and I notice that a friend of mine and her are having a good time. I'm mad at myself for a moment because she could have been mine the night before, but I guess I was being a big fag and failed to realize that she needed my cock in her life, so I friendzoned her. I wasn't sure if she saw me in a sexual way, but now I know that i'm better than that, i'm dripping in sexiness. Actually, looking back it was clear that she wanted to fuck but I wasn't willing to take responsibility. I won't let a mistake like that happen again. Next time I will commit myself 100% and have no hangs ups about it. Luckily, 3 am girl did get banged by my friend like she deserved.

I get back into a positive state of mind and remind myself that the next step is to make something happen with the other girl. The girl I drove up with is cool but she never was that attractive to me so that's why we don't hook up regularly, maybe it's because we are good friends too, who knows! She gives crazy head though and i'm totally down for it at that moment in time. I tell everyone i'm going to bed on the futon and she tells me that she is coming with me. I knew there wasn't really another option for her and she was most comfortable sleeping with me.

We get in bed and I put her hand on my cock. In the blink of an eye I go from friendly friend to that dude who is going to face fuck her. She gives resistance and I start running the sexiest dirty talk escalation I have ever done. I'm still very drunk at this point and my filter is gone. I describe how she's going to taste my cock in her mouth. I tell her I'm going to cum in her mouth, how amazing my dick is, how she needs my dick in her mouth. She starts talking dirty back and begs for my dick. Her last objection is that the dude she casually hooks up with at school is jealous of me and how his sex game is mediocre. She tried to guilt trip me ha! I tell her that all of that shit is NOT my problem, it's his. I make it clear that I can take responsibility for what we are about to do. She then puts my dick in her mouth. People come downstairs and are walking by us while she is under the covers sucking my dick. I pop my head up and talk to people and pretend i'm not getting a blowjob. Sometimes I pretend i'm asleep too. As you can see I was having a blast.

She absolutely loved this situation. I was telling her that she was a dirty lil slut for sucking my dick around other people. I've never seen a girl so turned on from a blowjob, it was unreal. She was moaning as I face fucked her. She was telling me that she NEEDED to get fucked badly. At some point I just pass the fuck out though, I kind of feel bad about this because she defintely earned by dick, oh well. We wake up the this morning and we are still good friends, NICE! 

It was a very fun night overall. It is liberating to know that I can be mr.fiftyshadesofgrey to my female friends. The attitude, the leadership, and the mouth piece to make sexual acts go down with ease. I am really starting to understand how to come across as a lover. These ladies will bang the lover boy just cuz', they day dream about it.

I am still a little bit salty that I didn't fully commit myself to 3 am girl. Now, that would have been an A+ performance. I would have loved to bang her, but I'm sure i'll see her out again :P

P.S. 3 am girl is actually the most imporant part of this write up :O no bullshit