Quick advice puhhheaasseee
Thu, 07/19/2012 - 23:06
So I'm going to an all day seminar tomm and I'm sitting with this chick and another friend who is getting there late. Soooo today I sent
Me: Give **her friend whose leaving** a goodbye hug for me! What are your plansies for tomm? **third wheel feiend** was supposed to save me a seat but she's going late
Her: I shall. Ya, she mentioned. I'm gonna be sitting with ****** and I think **** might be coming. So if you need a seat we could save you one still$
Me: Was the $ sign at the end of that text a subtle bribe innuendo..
Me: Haha sounds good though. Who are you driving with? Let's carpool
Her: Hahaha. My phone is retarded. I keeps putting weird punctuation and characters everywhere. I'm not sure yet, I was gonna go with **** but I'm not sure if she's bailing or not.
Me: Come with! I'm sleeping at my sisters tnight (editors note: aka by her place)
Her: It's cool, I'm going with *other couple*. Thanks though!
I want to drive up with her especially so I can take her out tonight but that being said I am going to be with her all day tomm.. So I could leave it. Another thing is I'm not sure if she's staying near my sisters tnight or at her step dads place near that couple. The latter is more likely since they are driving her. So I gotta figure out her logistics too.
Soo much I could send here its making my head spin. I was thinking:
What? That's lame driving with old married farts. Accompany me or I'll be all alone/with weirdos - either tell her how fun our drive will be or berate her until she comes
Are you staying near their place or downtown? - just to figure out logistics
I had a third one but I have a brain fart.. I guess just "ok sweet, we'll talk in the morn"
Think I should just leave this one or try to plow through so we can carpool and mayybbee meetup tnight
Me: Give **her friend whose leaving** a goodbye hug for me! What are your plansies for tomm? **third wheel feiend** was supposed to save me a seat but she's going late
Her: I shall. Ya, she mentioned. I'm gonna be sitting with ****** and I think **** might be coming. So if you need a seat we could save you one still$
Me: Was the $ sign at the end of that text a subtle bribe innuendo..
Me: Haha sounds good though. Who are you driving with? Let's carpool
Her: Hahaha. My phone is retarded. I keeps putting weird punctuation and characters everywhere. I'm not sure yet, I was gonna go with **** but I'm not sure if she's bailing or not.
Me: Come with! I'm sleeping at my sisters tnight (editors note: aka by her place)
Her: It's cool, I'm going with *other couple*. Thanks though!
I want to drive up with her especially so I can take her out tonight but that being said I am going to be with her all day tomm.. So I could leave it. Another thing is I'm not sure if she's staying near my sisters tnight or at her step dads place near that couple. The latter is more likely since they are driving her. So I gotta figure out her logistics too.
Soo much I could send here its making my head spin. I was thinking:
What? That's lame driving with old married farts. Accompany me or I'll be all alone/with weirdos - either tell her how fun our drive will be or berate her until she comes
Are you staying near their place or downtown? - just to figure out logistics
I had a third one but I have a brain fart.. I guess just "ok sweet, we'll talk in the morn"
Think I should just leave this one or try to plow through so we can carpool and mayybbee meetup tnight
Thu, 07/19/2012 - 23:49
#1
Re: Quick advice puhhheaasseee
Wait.. you want to fuck this girl?
This text convo reads like you're talking to your sister. Good luck with that mang. If that's what you're into
This text convo reads like you're talking to your sister. Good luck with that mang. If that's what you're into
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Thu, 07/19/2012 - 23:57
#2
Re: Quick advice puhhheaasseee
Shit mang.. Again with the same stuff. But fack, she's a friend, I guess I don't know how to inject the same sexy talk in with club chicks as I do with girls close to me
Fri, 07/20/2012 - 00:10
#3
Re: Quick advice puhhheaasseee
Dude I'm serious man. Not trying to exaggerate or anything. Look at that convo. You've got a "friend" you're just having a normal conversation with and somehow you're plotting on how to get her close to her place so you can fuck her.. without her suspecting?? I'm not saying to ramp up the sexuality here, I'm saying this actually IS a weird situation. She's also probably getting a hint of it and thinking it's creepy as fuck.
What you really need to do is adopt a persona and a personality of a rough-dick kind of guy with your friends and social circle. "Oh geez.. icewahine's making dick jokes again, teehee!"
What you really need to do is adopt a persona and a personality of a rough-dick kind of guy with your friends and social circle. "Oh geez.. icewahine's making dick jokes again, teehee!"
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Fri, 07/20/2012 - 00:19
#4
Re: Quick advice puhhheaasseee
Manwhore;902.6703;5 wrote:
I'm not saying to ramp up the sexuality here, I'm saying this actually IS a weird situation. She's also probably getting a hint of it and thinking it's creepy as fuck.
What you really need to do is adopt a persona and a personality of a rough-dick kind of guy with your friends and social circle. "Oh geez.. icewahine's making dick jokes again, teehee!"
LOL! K I understand exactly now. Not go full sexual over text but be cool with advancing shit. The last bit IS how I am with my close friends. Actually usually when I hang out in other groups they're shocked at how far I can take things with jokes. But I understand what your saying.. Just going to be difficult implementing it. My main game plan is like text like this then molest her when we're out.
Fri, 07/20/2012 - 00:37
#5
Re: Quick advice puhhheaasseee
Aren't you in construction of some kind? Why you such a pussy with these people
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Fri, 07/20/2012 - 00:55
#6
Re: Quick advice puhhheaasseee
@Manwhore:
ffffuuuuuuu!
How about that other thread where I was joking the shit outta the girl. Talking about masturbation and whatnot. Aside from introducing LMR or something (your words) was that a good example of this shit?
I mean I thought the other thread was funny as fuck and when your in person joking about sex it's an easy transition to a playful, flirty vine and you can take it from there
This thread: http://manwhore.org/forum/content/out-town-hottie
Like imma see this girl in person alone at some time guaranteed so why won't this gay friend texting work over logistics since I'll get her alone no matter what
ffffuuuuuuu!
How about that other thread where I was joking the shit outta the girl. Talking about masturbation and whatnot. Aside from introducing LMR or something (your words) was that a good example of this shit?
I mean I thought the other thread was funny as fuck and when your in person joking about sex it's an easy transition to a playful, flirty vine and you can take it from there
This thread: http://manwhore.org/forum/content/out-town-hottie
Like imma see this girl in person alone at some time guaranteed so why won't this gay friend texting work over logistics since I'll get her alone no matter what
Fri, 07/20/2012 - 01:12
#7
Re: Quick advice puhhheaasseee
Sure. But if you're gay over texting I can't even imagine how it is in person ;b
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Fri, 07/20/2012 - 02:54
#8
Re: Quick advice puhhheaasseee
Ya you know how much I LOVED that conversation..
It's actually a similar situation. SHE is trying to take it sexual and you're the one curbing it in.
It's actually a similar situation. SHE is trying to take it sexual and you're the one curbing it in.
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