Quick Tinder Close with a Rocket
Her description said (I don't cuddle)
me: Cuddling is for fags! (I would never have said this until MW got me to come out of my nice guy PC fag box)
me: Hows the night treating you gawjus
her: Hahahhaha I hear you
her: Good how about you?
me: Lol my skin is still recovering from the sun. I was outside playing badminton and tanning all weekend aha
me: Where do you live (she's super hott so this directness shows I'm confident and don't give a fuck)
her: Haha I know the weather waas beautiful
her: I live in 'cuddle town' hbu? (it's like 20-30 mins from me)
me: 'Cuddle town' huh, so you're pretty bad ass eh
me: I'm in toronto, mid town
her: Haha bad ass? I wouldn't say that's me lol
me: Your butt ever sees this part of the gta?
her: Haha what type of person do you think I am Lol. I'm always in the city!!
me: Thank god. Can't stand those small type people that can't handle the hustle of the da city, ja feel (unaplogetic, I don't give a fuck what she thinks)
her: I used to live in the city.. believe me I know all about the hustle (she's qualifyign herself to me)
me: GOod good! So whatcha doing in vaughn then or do you work in to
her: I work an internship in toronto but I live with my family in maple Lol.. I go to university not too far from me,,, your probably like 20 minutes away from me if your mid town
me: Gotcha
me: So we'll have to do some after work patio drinks sometime
me: Summer cocktails
her: Yeah forsure!
DONE! This girl is a super hawt babe
Yeah you hit it from the beginning and carried it all the way thru the end.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I don't see an "end" here, yet...
But so far so good for sure
"Let's get drinks at some arbitrary point in the future"
her: Yeah, def.
Derpity derp
Lol what are you talking about PF?
me: Cool. What's your number, let's take this off tinder
her: Number
Text
me: Yo Christina, it's Patrick! Bout to go to bed but let's do hemingways next week
her: Okay sounds good! Love it there. Goodnight
"Let's get drinks at some arbitrary point in the future"
her: Yeah, def.
Derpity derp
lol
Geezez christ give him a sec. Lol
I'm sorry she's not pregant yet but I have faith.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Geezez christ give him a sec. LolI'm sorry she's not pregant yet but I have faith.
HAH! Thanks MW, going to do the turret fuck with her, that's the plan.
Jeffy has his rape van, I have the turret fuck.
Once they're alone with me isolated on the turret in the beautiful summer night, they cant not get fucked from behind.
Yeah I like the turret fuck too, if you mean you hold her wrists behind her back with her feet off the ground and jackhammer her in a circle