Random Number
Me: Hey brocolli butt. 19 year old from dorm haha. Tonight was fun
Her: Brocolli butt? That better be a compliment lol
Me: it was beb
Her: Hahah good. And yeah it was a good time
Tonight @ 11:15
Her: Who is this
Me: namehris lol. Whats up
Her: Um just scrolling through my old texts and saw this number that referred to me as broccoli butt so I was just wondering what
Me: You probably have a nice butt though my memory is a little foggy from that night
Her: Lol me too idk who you are
Random number that I never continued texting hit me up while I'm bored let's see where this goes...
Send that one pic and be like, "It's MC Hammer"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
...Or say,
This is Robert Downy Jr. I think we hooked up. I don't remember.
^ GO WITH THAT!
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male