REAL TIME TEXT CONVO GET IN HERE AND GET ME LAID
Met this girl a while back at a dining hall at my university. My three buddies all "gamed" her and got her number. I've been texting her on and off for the past month or so and keeping it playful and fun since I was out of the country. Help me shape this into a meet up fellas.
Her: Hey :)
Me: hey yourself. What are you up to
her: I just woke up. I've been in bed all day
Me: I crawled out of bed late too. African Americaned out last night. Derp
Her: Hahaha what did you do?!
Me: Too much. Too fast.
Me: That's also what she said
Her: LMAO! Seriously what happened
Me: I blacked out at the bar so your guess is as good as mine lol
Me: I didn't wake up in some random bed or behind a dumpster so bonus points for tha
Her: Jeez hahaha luckily you woke up decently ;) I live for the nights I black out on so props to you
where should I take this.
Also, this encapsulates what I think most guys on here struggle the most with, taking things sexual. Look for any sort of openings for innuendos, double entendres, etc.
girls are dirty and like thinking about sex. They probably think about it more than you.
Just be like, "I'm gonna roll to the cafeteria get some chicken n watermelon. Keep things going. You coming?"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Lol I'll say something similar. The reason I don't wanna say that is she's half black and I've made semi-stereotypical comments before and I'd rather play it safe.
like, last week I told her my friends and I used to celebrate MLK day by drinking 40's and watching Friday for civil rights progress.
Cool. I love banging me some black girls. They make really good mixed combos too
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Amen.
Me: yeah, I'm on a roll. Gonna do a power hour tonight, you in?
Her: Power hour? What is that?
Me: You're a power hour virgin!? Ok we're definitely playing. I wanna be your first
again, more sexualizing. Most guys (myself included a while back) would have explained how it works lol