Reconverting former Lesbians, Destroying Friendships and Disappearing Panties

 What's up nerds?! This is my very first post on Johnny's blog. I've been doing his training for a month and a half. Yes the title accurately describes all which ensued in one night.

Ok so I am suppose to meet this super cute 5 foot black girl. She got scared or whatever and flaked the last two times. I think she's decided to stop fucking up and show up today. I get there late she's walking with some random ass dude. I am confused. I just say bye to him and walk away with her. Even as I write this I still have no idea who the fuck that was.

We go to the first bar I eat my food and talk with her about random stuff. It's pretty normal and boring but I know I'll have to ramp it up in the future. With alcohol this shouldn't be an issue. We go to the next bar she gets a round then I get one. Because she weighs like 80lbs she's under the influence of alcohol in a short time and I don't feel anything. Step one of my plan is in EFFECT. Haha no.

Everything was executed well, this chick was very attracted to me from the start and I was pulling her in and holding hands from the get go. This turned into me picking her up in the bar and making out with her (she had actually turned away twice before then). I was then picking her up and trying to dump her into trashcans. Classic manwhore caveman shit. IT IS ON!

We get some drinks at my house and she rolls me a blunt, smokes me out and I get her back in my tiny ass room, seriously its almost the size of bathroom stall. I eat her out and she deepthroats me complaining she can't make it all the way down to the base, don't worry sweetie you'll be better next time. I bang the shit out of her and bust the fattest nut inside her tiny little pussy.

She tells me that she's never been this turned on by a guy in awhile and the last 19 partners she had were all girls. She shows me pictures of some of the girls she used to bang, they are all fucking hot. We admire their hotness. One of them is currently a prostitute. Lovely. She asks me if I'd be ok with fucking her and another girl at the same time. In my head I'm like "ummmmm FUCK YES!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? OF COURSE!!!" However out loud I just say "sure that sounds fun."

We bang like three more times. She wants to show me some pornos she likes. It was a little weird, not because I was watching porn with a girl, that was awesome, but I've actually been doing the whole noFap thing and haven't looked at porn or jerked off in like 4 weeks. I've been good at resisting the urge but clearly I wasn't THAT good, I mean c'mon guys who would've said no.

She leaves a little before 11pm and I hit the bars, hoping to pull a 2 in 1. I am quite drunk by the time and I see my friend. She's Asian and with another one of her girlfriends. All drunk as hell. I know she's been a horny little mynx lately and I want to fuck her. She's been messaging me and teasing me for being an asshole player. So obviously she wants my dick. We wait in line and get all touchy feely. She's holding my hand and getting manhandled by me.

However when I go in for the kiss she pulls away. She does this twice, I think it's no big deal, but she gives me this long ass speech about how she wants to be my friend and wing woman but doesn't want to hook up with me because one of our mutual friends is taking her to dinner. I could honestly give a shit if she was my wing woman or not because her version of winging is acting like a drunk ass ho and fucking up the interaction, I also don't care if she's seeing my friend because he's a total scrub. I relax and continue but she keeps putting up this barrier, no matter how much I lead her and command her it's just not working. I get pissed and start yelling about how she "needs to make up her mind" and shit, this does not help. I storm off. Whatever its 1:15am. Plenty of time to find another ho.

Another ho is found at 1:20am standing outside of the bar on the sidewalk, she's smoking a cigarrette. We talk about random shit and I starting ordering her and moving her around. I try and get her to come to the Mission where I live, with me. She's not going for it. She lives in the Haight so I just say fine let's go there. She agrees and we start grossly making out in the cab on the way back. I am pissed because she doesn't pay for the cab and this means I will have to pay for this and my ride back. We are making out, on the side of the street and I am grabbing her bare ass when lo and behold she is not wearing ANY panties. Consequently I finger her on the side of the street while she is grabbing my dick and people are casually walking by. Real classy.

I say that we should go up to her place. She says that I can't come up. I then try every single thing that I can think of to get inside that house but she just continues to make out with me. And we argue and make out for at least 5 min straight. Probably longer. At this point I'm getting pissed and have already called her a fucking bitch and accused her of only using me to pay for the taxi ride. She denies this and continues making out with me. She says we'll fuck next time. I can't deal with this nonsense anymore. I leave.

So yes I brought a girl back to light side by showing her the magical benefits of cock, I irreparably damaged my relationship with a mutual friend, and got bamboozled by a Russian chick with no panties who gave me a hand job in public. Pretty solid Friday Night.

There was a lot of things I need to improve upon, the lay was fine but could've been shorter and less expensive for me. I could have changed up my escalation from ultra masculine to more sensitive and loving with my gymnast friend. I also could have not acted like a belligerent dickhead with the final girl. I was actually rude to her in a number of circumstances, forgetting her name etc. Overall I got very angry towards the end and should be able to control that better.