Retarded... but I got a BJ
My FB was cutting my hair and she has this little ghetto ass three legged stool she makes me sit on. When she was done my crotch had gotten so little circulation that my dick had fallen asleep like when you sit on your foot and can't walk on it cuz it's numb and it gets all tingly. I was like, "OMG My dick's asleep. Like I can't even feel it right now. "
She was like, "WHAT?! I've never heard that before! Only YOU would say something like that."
Pulled a Manwhore and whipped my extremely numb dick out... got a haircut and a BJ.
Numb dick game... FTW!
I've only had it not work one time. And it was in front of two girls, and it got awkward.
UH OHHH! LOL. You've got more balls than I do man. I just recently read about your "whip out the dick" thing, so I've been trying it out very cautiously haha.
Do you think it didn't work because they wanted to, but they didn't want to let the other girl know?
"Whip out your dick" was six years ago. The game has evolved. What do you think the next level is? What about the level after that? What about the level after that?
Wow... I'm still trying to wrap my head around the first level here. Lemme make sure I have that right first...
It works because you're coming from the mindset that you're GIVING something. You're also shutting down all her conceptions of how things are gonna go down (and how they usually DO go down) and replacing it with something she's never seen before. Obviously women are sexual creatures and they have fantasies, so you're allowing them to live out those fantasies.
I want to say the next level is having the vibe that communicates, "I so wanna fuck you but I shouldn't."
I'm just shooting in the dark here, but that's kindof what I was doing in this situation. I was thinking, " I so wanna fuck you but I shouldn't."
Meh. Think about other mentalities where you're more in control, maybe it doesn't necessarily seem that way.. but you're pulling strings maybe? And think how those manifest themselves physically
Are you still working on this.
Start with the mentality behind whipping your dick out. What exactly is that mentality?
Are you still working on this.Start with the mentality behind whipping your dick out. What exactly is that mentality?
Self assurance/confidence?
Prizing. It makes you into a massive sexual "threat" and makes her have to deal with you there on your terms rather than hers... Or she can choose to turn it into an awkward situation (which she's typically going to avoid)
Am I getting warmer lol?
Yeah that's very good. So how else could you apply that? Lol. Get creative, and then start thinking about other shit you could add in there.
What popped into my head was, you wanna flip the tables around on her. Instead of her being "in control of the sex" it puts YOU in control of the sex.
I guess I've done "little dick whip outs," like holding hands (crossing the street etc) I'll scratch my balls so she's forced to rub me LOL... or throw the girl on the bed, sit on her face and wiggle my bum. Or say, "TIME FOR BED!!" and throw her over my shoulder and carry her off to the bedroom.
Now that I think of it, that idea of being a sexual threat has been the difference between getting laid and not getting laid...
Yep you're getting warm.
I'm a little lost... I guess it would help if I had a specific goal in mind. Mix in some push-pull: Whip it out and put it away (for LMR busting). Or for getting threesomes, you could do some "mini dick pulls" until you get "in control of the sex" with both girls and THEN whip it out. You could do a lot of framing, like "OH JEEZ, look at what you did to me girl." or (cocky) "Ferdinand here is gonna give you an orgasm." LOL
Yep you're getting warm.
blaming her for being so hot that you just had to whip it out
Tell you what Infinicock.. watch some porn. Watch the ridiculous scenarios going down.. then ask yourself how you could make that shit go down. ;)
...Infini-Titties *giggle*