Romance shit testing
Fri, 12/28/2012 - 03:26
So have been out on a couple dates with a chick...been sexting in the interim...have not fucked her yet...made plans to meet up tomorrow...below are subsequent texts
Her: Would you like me to pick up some wine or anything
Me: Sure that'd be cool thanks
Her: Anything else
Me: Lo mein lol...no just your sexy ass and some wine is good
Her: ok lo mein it is
Me: Just text me when you're done with work...see ya tomorrow
Her: Wow so fucking romantic, I'm about to swoon
Me: I was gonna line rose petals from your work to my place. There you go ruining my surprise.
Her: I want romance lol
Me: I can't tell you about everything that's up my sleeves...gotta stay mysterious
Her: I can tell you right now I will walk in we will kiss and then you will pour the wine we will sip it with small talk and you will kiss me at some random boring point and then we will fuck with no pomp or circumstance
Lol...at least she has it down pat...my response??
Her: Would you like me to pick up some wine or anything
Me: Sure that'd be cool thanks
Her: Anything else
Me: Lo mein lol...no just your sexy ass and some wine is good
Her: ok lo mein it is
Me: Just text me when you're done with work...see ya tomorrow
Her: Wow so fucking romantic, I'm about to swoon
Me: I was gonna line rose petals from your work to my place. There you go ruining my surprise.
Her: I want romance lol
Me: I can't tell you about everything that's up my sleeves...gotta stay mysterious
Her: I can tell you right now I will walk in we will kiss and then you will pour the wine we will sip it with small talk and you will kiss me at some random boring point and then we will fuck with no pomp or circumstance
Lol...at least she has it down pat...my response??
Fri, 12/28/2012 - 03:56
#1
Re: Romance shit testing
I'd be like.. "Girl, I might surprise you. Stay tuned for important updates"
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Fri, 12/28/2012 - 05:27
#2
Re: Romance shit testing
@fon311:
Lol this is way too funny.
her last response is awesome. Keep it up pimp and bend her ass over...
Lol this is way too funny.
her last response is awesome. Keep it up pimp and bend her ass over...
Fri, 12/28/2012 - 07:56
#3
Re: Romance shit testing
@fon311:
Oh wow.. Im gonna say that whenever a girl makes move on me. Passive and dominant
Oh wow.. Im gonna say that whenever a girl makes move on me. Passive and dominant
Sat, 12/29/2012 - 04:34
#4
Re: Romance shit testing
@fon311:
My response was that I would do everything in reverse order.
She came over and we screwed.
She's a mom and I made a comment about her bag being looser than I'm used to...she got super pissed...yeah don't say that to a chick. Lol.
Also gonna stop jerking it because this is the second chick I've had problems getting it up for even though she's super sexy
My response was that I would do everything in reverse order.
She came over and we screwed.
She's a mom and I made a comment about her bag being looser than I'm used to...she got super pissed...yeah don't say that to a chick. Lol.
Also gonna stop jerking it because this is the second chick I've had problems getting it up for even though she's super sexy
Sat, 12/29/2012 - 04:57
#5
Re: Romance shit testing
Dude are you serious. You told a girl she was looser than you were used to? Fucking wow. I bet she regrets the day she ever met you. That is one of the worst ways to ever insult a woman. I can't think of anything worse right now.
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Sat, 12/29/2012 - 08:41
#6
Re: Romance shit testing
@fon311:
At the time I was just making an observation without malintent but once she got upset like started crying obviously I realized how bad it was and profusely apologized. She likes me a lot I think luckily so made up, and still on good terms.
At the time I was just making an observation without malintent but once she got upset like started crying obviously I realized how bad it was and profusely apologized. She likes me a lot I think luckily so made up, and still on good terms.
Sat, 12/29/2012 - 20:24
#7
Re: Romance shit testing
@fon311:
that's even worse than telling a girl your gonna take a shit in her box because shes fat and full of shit already
that's even worse than telling a girl your gonna take a shit in her box because shes fat and full of shit already