Same Night Lay
Killed it!
On thursday night was tryign to meet up with this super hawt girl from facebook. She fucks me over.
I'm at the bar she was going to be at. My brother and his girl come.
Then I just chill and approach a couple girls.
This one girl is with her friend who has lost her phone lol. I offer some compassion until I find out that it's an iphone 5 and she was a private school girl. I tell her, jokingly, she's being silly and that this is phenomenal news. She can buy an iphone 6 tomorrow.... Her night is made.
Then I just make sex with her friend go down. It was fuckign just easy. Everything was on.
That said, I probably drank more than usual.
Yeah I've pretty much been sleeping last night off all day today. Wait so who'd you end up banging? That wasn't exactly clear
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Good for you bro. But what did the iphone paragraph have to do with the pull?
Yeah I've pretty much been sleeping last night off all day today. Wait so who'd you end up banging? That wasn't exactly clear
oh haha the two girls who came up to me and were asking about their lost phone. I banged the friend of the girl who lost her phone. It was smooth as fuck. Even set up the other girl with some random dude I talked to. And made the girl I pulled cool with coming over to mine.
Oh and the iphone thing was just a good way of establishing a connection and showing them I don't fuck around. Everyone would be like "omg u lost your iphone"... I was like "oh it was a 5 this is GOOD FUCKIGN NEWS. GO BYE A SIX TOMORROW LOSER. BE HAPPY"
Lol!
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male