Secret sauce of textgame
Hey dudes,
Met this girl at a club saturday and chilled out with her for a while before her cockblocking shitty friend tried talking her away. She told me she was going to the bathroom so I took her number real quick as I know from experience they sometimes never find their way back. Anyway at the end before we had to leave, I went up to say goodbye(try to pull her) but there she was the cockblocker again and tried pushing me away from the girl. I ignored this and kept talking to my girl getting closer and told her why is you friend like this. She wa like yeah she's always like that bla bla don't really remember. Anyway at the end made out with her and left with my friends as we had to leave soon.
I texted her when we were in the car, I've already read MW text article and others but can't seem to get the hang of it:
me: Hey there bucharest (she was from bucharest)
me: you wanna? (Her name is literally pronounced like this)
me: :p
she didn't reply to this shit so the next day at noon I texted
me: Yo pumpkinbutt, how is the universe dress doing (named her dress the universe dress cuz it was sparkly looking like stars)
her: Jaja i'm not pumpkinbutt
me: Youdontwanna pumpkinbutt? (Again referring to her name, I know this was lame tho...)
her: noo
me: Damn girl, ok I got home safe which is a miracle considering what we were doing at club x (got this from the database lol)
her: What were you doing 
Me: Oh just practicing my batman moves, I could use a sidekick though
her: Oh so u got into a fight 
(...no I didn't...)
me: Lol yeah with your blonde girl. You didnt even save me from her claws!
her: It seems u got really affected
me: Ya me and Obama had a good crying session from it
me: 
me: What are you up to tonight, besides thinking about me
her: Who said i'm thinking about u.. U are really daring
me: Thought you already knew that muffinbottom
Aaaand....she hasn't replied ever since, this was all yesterday. So I would like to know how I can salvage this and still get her out on a date or something. Some feedback on my shitty textgame would be amazing too.
me: What are you up to tonight, besides thinking about me
her: Who said i'm thinking about u.. U are really daring
me: Thought you already knew that muffinbottom (Terrible)
You want to continue that vibe rather than just go the safe route and throw it back on her. Be like, "I don't dare I just am. Drinks at my place later. "
"Bring your pet chihuahua if you want she can guard the front door. but I must warn you I'm not that easy ;)"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
You don't want to see this as "what's the magical text I can send to make her drop all her plans and come suck my cock." You want to see text game as building a vibe. Even if she can't make it, you've still succeeded in creating the right dynamic
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
And that's how you should have played it. You fucked up now that won't fit
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
awDammit
I thought of saying something "daring" for a second after she replied like that but changed my mind as I thought maybe I should play it a bit more cool and normal...fucksake
I get it I should've gone with the vibe of "what u up to tonight besides thinking about me" but how do you know this is not too much for a girl and she won't get turned off by it.
You mean this is beyond saving now? Cuz it was a really hot ass girl from a high end club, would be a shame if I didn't at least got her to meet up cuz she seemed very interested...
Should I go with one of the reengagement texts from the database or wait a few days and try again with something like "I think I am pregnant and its yours"
Just something to keep the convo going again
You don't want to see this as "what's the magical text I can send to make her drop all her plans and come suck my cock." You want to see text game as building a vibe. Even if she can't make it, you've still succeeded in creating the right dynamic
btw what do you mean with this part. I know in real life you wanna move in the direction of a flirty/sexual vibe but what about text game. What kind of vibe should you try to create.
''Remember how we totally got along in person?''
hmmm, I don't know about that one
I was thinking of sending her this as a reengagement text:
"I'm pregnant and it's yours, when are you gonna come take care of me"
^ lol
Manwhore I fixed it I think. I sent this as a reengagement text 3 days later
Me:Yo I think I'm pregnant, and it's yours
Her:Did we change roles and i didnt know ?
wtf I don't know what to text
C'mon dude you don't need to be babysat there's plenty to do with now.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Ok I just wanna know I don't send the wrong text, btw already pre ordered that text book I'm gonna read the shit out of it.
so after her last reply above i sent this
Me: Girl, you forgot about our child? What kinda mom are you...geez you better be there to hold my hand while I push out this kid.