Seeding the meet up
So I've been texting that super hott 19 year old that I met off tinder. (this is the one I posted about earlier that MW was helping me out with). Things are going well. Here's where I'm at so far. She mentioned she was doing a boxing class so I said
me: Yeah I'm gonna have to pull out the mitts and see your skills ahha
me: But first, let's do drinks sometime
her: Yah that sounds good
me: Cool. We could do the quail or patio drinks at hemingways
her: I'm easy, whatever is best for you
her: I can't until next week tho. Apparently my life is too busy for you
me: Haha too many hott dates you little player! Next week works out perfect though.
me: Well do Tuesday. Are you on IG or snapachat
her: Haha Tuesday it is! Yaya. Instagram is (blank)
her: Look at you getting it all out of me before we've even met.
A few messages here and there and then:
her: You'll see my halo on Tuesday I promise! But I do tend to break the rules.
me: Haha you remember, your stock just went up in my books
me: Now by break the rules do you meal like not wearing pink on tuesday
her: It's Wednesday that we wear pink. Get with it movie buff. ANd you'll just have to figure that our for yourself.
I almost went too exuberant and qualifying myself with my response then I envisioned MW calling me a huge fucking faggot and got back on track
me: Lol I"m going to stuff you in a pink snuggie and parade you around town if you're not careful
her: Hahaha that sounds like a good time to me. Bring it on.
me: Kk we'll do it for the pride parade it will be perfect
me: My gay cousins need my support anyway
her: Oh I'm down. But you have to dress up too. I'm thinking sparkly crop top and leather assless chaps. Sound good?
Went hard with the sex qualificaiton here
me: Haha you just want an excuse to stare at my ass all day. I'm onto you Alex ;)
me: I'll do high cut jean shorts instead. Leather is too hott anyways
her: Hey who says your ass is worth staring at. I haven't seen it yet. Let's not rush to judgement sir.
Okay need to make sure I don't qualify myself here.
Maybe something liek
me: HAH! Well you play your cards right, you may just find out for yourself
or
me: Oh pleaseee ;)
me: I was brad pitts ass double in Troy
me: Yeah who would of thought, even Brad Pitt needs a body double
The other day someone asked me if I had a match
I said yeah, my ass and your face
They considered it a compliment
The other day someone asked me if I had a matchI said yeah, my ass and your face
They considered it a compliment
OMG I'm dying of laughter rihgt now.
I would do:
Ask your Mother! :p
me: The other day someone asked me if I had a match
me: I said yea, my ass and your face
me: They considered it a compliment
her: Haha you charmer you. Well I will be the judge. I'm harsh so try not to cry
Okay so she's going pretty sexual and insinuating that she wants to cheeck out my ass. Woahhhh. Pre MW era I would have never thought I could get such a sexual rapport iwth a girl like this. Soooo funny. All these girls are little sluts hehee.
Maybe will respond with somethig like this
me: hahaha well I don't show off the goods to anyone... So you best be on your best behaviour and we'll see ;)
I'd try to sound a little bit less gay with that one.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
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Yeah that was gay as fuck! WOOPPPS
Me: lol I don't cry, I workout ;)
me: But your reverse psychology won't work on me
me: Sooo I hope you don't think you're going to take advantage of me Tuesday
or maybe just
me: hahaha well I don't show it off to anyone... So I hope you don't think you're going to take advantage of me Tuesday
I charge $40 a song for lapdances. Hope your pockets are deep ;)
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I charge $40 a song for lapdances. Hope your pockets are deep ;)
Yah that's a lot better... And time to switch to that style of sexual qualificaiton, will keep the conversation moving forward in a more productive way
Well it's ONE style. Is it better? Yes probably. You could change yours up to make it hit a bit sexier. "Well I don't show it off to exactly anyone. But I kinda like you ;) I hope you have deep pockets"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
me: I charge $40 a song for lapdances. Hope your pockets are deep ;)
her: Well well well. Looks like i have a lil exotic dancer (stripper) on my hands. I'll just pick 20 minuge songs. Boom. I win
Prolly will go
me: Haha you little smarty pants. Well I don't do extended songs for anyone but I kinda like you so I'll allow it ;)
This is basically a modification of what you said MW. Is it bad to say I kinda like you, even though we haven't met up yet? Might be a retarted question lol.
That's always the "interesting" question. Depends on the girl. We want to think we can show some interest. In truth we can't. They're Sentinels we're X-Men. There can only be one.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Kk I'll play it a little safer and go with
me: Haha you little smarty pants. Well I don't do extended songs for anyone but you seem pretty cool so I'll allow it ;)
I'm just kidding. But yeah with girls like this I'd always keep a little bit on standby. At least until you slide your cock in them and then you can just melt into teary-eyed chodedom.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
As long as they're Metallica. And as long as you keep your hands where I can see them. ;)
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
me: Haha you little smarty pants! Well I don't do extended songs for anyone but you seem pretty cool so I'll allow it
her: Mm cool eh? ANd how do you know that I'm not a fifty year old pervert with a fetish for twenty somehting boys. Would the lap dance be off the table at that point?
Thinking about going with it and putting her in a box she's not going to like
me: Lol I was under the assumption that you were. Most of the 'girls' that hit me up for lap dances off tinder are old men that don't even wear pants
I could also just say something like
me: Oh you're going the right way for a smacked bottom and I don't care who knows it ;)
So basically I'm just calling her out for being stupid but being playful at the same time.
Actually that's not nearly as hard hitting. I doubt it would do it's job as well at shaping her behaviour.
I'm just thinking about how she would respond to that response and if we could keep the postiive momentum going till our drinks on tuesday
Gonna spice this up
me: HAHAH!
me: WAIT!!!!!!!
Me: I was under the assumption that you were
me: Most of the 'girls' that hit me up for lap dances off tinder are actually old men that don't wear pants
Or i could say
me: Hahahha!
me: Yeah unless we listen to Stacey's mom. Then I'll make an exception
Yeah she probably wasn't down for "cool". Thinks it's beneath her. I understand ;) This is that infomercial side not giving you enough of an edge to be able to validate/compliment a girl the way she likes it. Which is rough, with a bit of sparkly on top
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Yah fuck you're right. Still learning lol.
I just went
me: Lol I was actually under the impression that you were
me: Most of the 'girls' that hit me up for lap dances are actually old men that don't even wear pants
I just left the tinder part out.
Yeah she probably wasn't down for "cool". Thinks it's beneath her. I understand ;) This is that infomercial side not giving you enough of an edge to be able to validate/compliment a girl the way she likes it. Which is rough, with a bit of sparkly on top
What would have been a better way to compliment a girl while being rough with a bit of sparkly?
Or do you mean if I was more edgy then she would have responded differently to my compliment
I was actually kinda hoping you were. I mean yeah your pics are sexi and I would def be down to play badminton against you and spank your bum bum, but I miss old man ass dearly
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I was actually kinda hoping you were. I mean yeah your pics are sexi and I would def be down to play badminton against you and spank your bum bum, but I miss old man ass dearly
That's fucking amazing
I already sent this tho. FUck, maybe off her response i can work that in. We'll see
me: Lol I was actually under the impression that you were
me: Most of the 'girls' that hit me up for lap dances are actually old men that don't even wear pants
Yeah that works.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I edited my last entry. Are you saying it works to stack that third line in there. Or should i just leave it as it
Yeah you stacked it well.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
me: Lol I was under the impression that you were
me: Most of the 'girls' that hit me up for lap dances are actually old men that don't even wear any pants
me: And I mean yeah your pics are sexi and I would def be down to play badminton against you and spank your bum bum, but I miss old man ass dearly
Next Day
her: I mean whatever you're into right? Old men can be hot
her: Badminton eh? Haha haven't played that in years Well I'm the boss. We shall see
Maybe go with sumtin like
me: Yeah I just set up my net a few days ago and I'm basically like neo in the matrix with a raquet, you don't stand a chance
me: Btw let's do 8pm tomorrow at the Quail for drinks
(we already made plans to do drinks this tuesday)
Why don't you just have her meet up at your place? Summery iced alcoholic drinks with badminton. Take a walk on the 1%er side
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Why don't you just have her meet up at your place? Summery iced alcoholic drinks with badminton. Take a walk on the 1%er side
I'd be definitely down for that! That would be mad legit and cut out a lot of the work.
That said, we met off tinder and haven't hung out yet so that may be too much. She might feel more comfortable in a public meet up place
Oh really. Lol
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
me: Yah we like just set up a net in my backyward and basically I'm like neo from the matrix with a racquet
me: if we end up getting along tm then I may just have to set up a badminton match with you sometime ;)
her: Well I already know I hate your guts. Soo... But I wanna play badminton against you. SO I guess I'll suck it up
Well fuck, this looks like it's on like donkey kong...
gonna say
me: HAH! You make me vomit ;)
me: Btw we'll do 8:30 tomororw at hemingways, sound good!
Don't be a homo just tell her to come to your house.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Fuck too late.... ALready sent that.
Look at what she said, what the fuck is wrong with her
her: Good that's what I was going for. I mean I'll probably show up. Don't hold your breath
maybe I could do sumtin like
me: wow
and just leave it at that and see if she chases
me: Wow
me: That's it, change of plan, badminton at my place tm
me: I'll get the summer drinks, you bring some good music
Well you sorta pussied out and of course she didn't like that. She obviously felt the gap between badminton at your place and drinks at some bar. She smelled vagina so she treated it as such
Also the way you phrased that was a bit strange but whatever. You need to have more of an edge in these last couple texts. You're also kind of overcompensating by being aggressive about trying to get her to come over now. Make it hit better
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Well you sorta pussied out and of course she didn't like that. She obviously felt the gap between badminton at your place and drinks at some bar. She smelled vagina so she treated it as suchAlso the way you phrased that was a bit strange but whatever. You need to have more of an edge in these last couple texts. You're also kind of overcompensating by being aggressive about trying to get her to come over now. Make it hit better
She could have been joking but I just plain and simple won't put up with that wish washy behavior. So here's what went down
her: Good that's what I was going for. I mean I'll probably show up. Don't hold your breath
me: Wow....
her: Hehe I'm kiding. I promise I'll be there. Just for you ;)
;)
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male