Sensitive New Age Guy (S.N.A.G.) Bartender tried to cockblock me last night

I may have tooled him a lil earlier in the night because he was hanging around like a stale fart, but whateva I neva seen dis move befo. 

Later on I took a piss and when I came back he was talking to my date. He saw me coming out of the corner of his eye and walked away to talk to another customer. 

After we left the bar she brought it up.  She said he came over and said "It looks like you're pretty early in your relationship, is he your boyfriend?"  She said no its a first date.  He asked if we met on Tinder (true) and then told her to be safe.  She was enjoying herself so she told him that she's fine.  He said he was checking up on her just in case. 

Hes a paunchy hipster with an effeminate voice so it makes sense, but what a bitch. 

We were on our second drink each in two hours, AND I ordered a round of icewaters in between drinks.  I was talking to other customers and cracking jokes. 

The Overreacting Bartender's Guide to Cockblocking Ladies' Men, DOES NOT include a chapter on what to do if you're jealous that the sexy girl is having a good time.