SERIOUS test of texting... Had to use many different styles- This girl is a lot to handle

Interesting because she seems to be investing a lot, and responding well... but she is CLEARLY avoiding the meetup, and even with some solid frame control on my part- she's dancing around it like nothing else...

EDIT: Finally popped out with an optionf or the meetup.. damn that really took a lot

Check this out and lemme know your thoughts:

Me: - Cute funny blonde friend

Her: Lol. Hey!

Her: How was your night? Lol

Me: Well I was hoping to catcha  ride home on your magic pony but just grabbed a cab instead

Me: Hope you didn't get kidnapped by any pesky creepers ; )

Her: Hahaha : ) My magic pony is awesome!! [insert multiple emojis] lol... Why?! You saw some creepers that wanted to kidnap me?

Me: Geesus my phone died an honorable death in the line of duty- just got a replacement 

Me: Whatcha up to rainbow brite

Her: Hey!! Haha [insert multiple emojiis] I just got back from the gyjm. I took Zumba [insert emoji] lol. What about you? ... Oh no!!! What happened to your phone?!

Me: It fell outta the bat mobile as I was doin some aeerial flips

Me: Speaking of which- throwin on the bat suit right now

Me: Bout to brave the barbarian hordes

Her: Hahaha : ) Aerial flips? Are youa  gymnast?! Lol... Bat suit?! : ) ha. That's awesome!!! Do you have a head start for Halloween or is the bat suit part of your daily apparel? Lol

Me: Pfft PUHlease, I've been a ninja my whole life miss rainbow brite! 

Me: That's just standard attire when scavening for groceries at whole foods : )

Her: Haha : ) Do ninjas go organic and are they fans of low carb diets?! Lol

Me: Heya rainbow brite : )

Her: Hey! Haha :) How's your Friday been? Are you busy at work too? [insert like 4 emojis] lol

Me: Well that and ighting off bad guys with my bare fists ; )

Me: But I'm basically batman- but we both alrady knew that

Her: Hahaha [insert multiple emojis].. What's your day job/what do you do?

Me: I run an office for a startup

Me: Lmao what's your schedule like next week- we sholda gotten a drink already

Me: Even if you are the craziest emotion user I've ever met.. damnn ; )

Her: Haha :) I saw this at work and had to show you

Her: [insert screenshot of a bunch of like cartoon superheroes]

Me: Haha what do you do for work

Me: Why you playin around with kid pix

Her: Haha : ) I work at an internet marketing//SEO company. I was looking for images for blog posts and those somehow showed up during my search for business images

Me: "Somehow showed up" sureeee... Pfft don't lie you knew EXACTLY what you were doing ; )

Me: It's cool though- I'm actually in need of a getaway driver later this week- how are yer driving skills beb

Her: Hahaha : )... I'm a pretty goo ddriver, Lol... How was your weekend?

Me: Awesome- just got back from ny this morning

Me: Gawd I'm so hungry gonna make some grub before I start chewin the furniture

Her: You're very ceative! Lol... how was NY?! Do you remember it at all?

Me: Lmao it was awesome! 

Me: Btw- you passed background checks :)-let's get that icecream tmrw

Her: Background checks?!? Haha

Me: Yes.. I do that with all potential getaway drivers ; )

Me: Uh excuse me I will totally just tell everyone you have freckles on yer booty if you keep taking so long to READ your texts and answer me!

Her: Hey! These past few weeks I've been busy with researching, writing [insert emoji] and meetings.. I can't wait until we hire another person to take over some of the work! It's wayyy overdue!! Lol...

Her: You have a GREATTT imaginatino!!! : )

Her: How would you know info about my "booty?!" Haha [insert multiple emojis]

Her: How's your week been?

Me: Ha it's been good.. you wanna grab a drink tonight

Her: Where were you thinking?

Me: xx on y it's awesome plus my old roommate bar tends there

Me: Fuck payin for drinks : )

Me: Think ya can handle that cat woman ; )

Her:  I have work tomorrow. I wasn't planning on going into DC

Me: Oh yeah same- we can grab an early drink round 7 

Me: Plus I pomised my buddy I'd watch the game tonight with him

Me: Obv this message will self destruct in an hour

Her: Hahahaha. I'm busy at 7 ... What game are you watching with your buddy?!? Lol

Me: Falcons

Me: And shit boo- you don't make this easy. And damnit I refuse tobe used just for my creative texting!

Me: I already have like 4 other pen pals- I'm all filled up right now

Me: The others will obv just get jealous of us- We clearly can't have that

Her: Omg [insert emoji] Hahaha. Why would they get jealous?!? Lol

Me: Oh puhhlease you know EXACTLY why

Me: Regardless penpal spots are taken

Me: Looks like all that's left is to grab a drink

Me: I don't make the rules, I just enforce them ; )

Her: "EXACTLY why?!?" Lol....

Her: Hahahaha. You crack me up!!!! [insert like a million emojis]

Me: Pfft don't change the subject missy- I've caught onto YOU

Me: Plus if you keep bein difficult ima just beatcha up with pillowcases filled with flowers ; )

Her: How did you catch onto me?!? is that your goal? Lol

Her: Ugh... You plan to hit me with pillowcases?

Her: I do like flowers!!! [insert a milion emojis]

Me: Maybe some explodin nurf darts- depends how good you are

Me: Anyway- what's your schedule like next week rainbow kitten

Her: Darts : ) Haha

Her: Rainbow kitten [insert a million emojis]

Her: I'm not sure about next week... What time does the football game start/end tonight? Maybe we could meet for a drink in Arlington around 9ish or so?

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. I CANNOT believe I finally got her to pop out with that final text (it happened after I started writing this convo up) but geeesus. Can somebody please read this and give me their thoughts. 

I am legitimately somewhat confused as to how to handle this girl. She's smokin hot.... but seems a little.. uhmmm "ditzy"? Like idk