Sexual jokes?
Lately i've been doing alot of sexual jokes it just comes naturally and we all laugh our asses of.
Like once this girl said to my friend "suck my dick", and he was like "do you have one?" And i said "no she just has the biggest clit" lol. A bit rude but she knows i just say shit like that all the time so she thinks its funny
Another time me, my friend and 1 chick was watching a movie, and when the movie ends i turn on "how to make a girl squirt". Then i tell her to invite 2 chicks that i know to watch some movies and when they walk in were watching a guy fingering a girl hahaha. One of the girld said "do you really need a video to learn how to pleasure girls" and i told het "you just say that because you dont know what these fingers can do".
Some of these girls said im the funniest guy they ever met haha. What do you think of this kind of humour? Its become part of my personality i think and so far only positive reactions.
Sexual jokes are fucking awesome. Powerful shit.
Once I was talking to this hot sauce milf on tinder. She was insisting on getting a real relationship. She was also a bit bummed out that I was 4-5 inches shorter than her. So, at the end of our convo I ask her something like this, just to fuck with her:
Just imagine we've seen each other for a couple of times and each time we meet we have amazing, mindblowing sex. It gets better and better each time... And one night I invite you over to my place. We have a great time together, and after we've had sex, we cuddle up together, very close and lovingly and we fall asleep in my bed... So the question is.... WOULD YOU FUCKING START SNORING? Cuz I don't think I could handle that shit! :P
She bursts into laughter. Even shows her friend what I wrote, who laughs hysterically... Guess who invited me over to fuck her all night long, even though she had to work early next morning? ;-)
Did she start snoring?
We never got to that part ;-)
Fuck yeah. All day long
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