Sexy swedish gal
Sun, 08/12/2012 - 15:15
Ok, met a swedish girl last monday - me and a couple of wings approached her and her friend. They were really cool chicks; after 20 mins or so we move them to this other bar where this party was on. The party was lame, i just chill and talk to both swedes.
I was just running the usual shit on her, "let's get married blah blah", finding out stuff about her. No big physical escalation until the end when her and her friend decided to head home (i should've decided to pull here with a wing but we wanted to beast the night away), she's runs to hug me, kisses me in that 'i didn't mean it but i kinda did' way, i lift her up, caveman her and say "i'm kidnapping you and taking you to the bathroom". I tell her to kiss me, she dodges the lips this time but it's all good, we're laffin and they leave.
We've been chatting over FB, here's the convo
Me: Nice meeting u gals yesterday..It was like the Swedish House Mafia all up in this bitch!
she ignored that. So a day later i remember her telling me how she would want a naked cat, like one of those sphinxes as a pet. Weird as fuck, so i put up a pic of a cat on her wall. She finds it funny as fuck when i tell her this is her wedding gift, tell her that it would be weird if it snuggled into bed with us. She's lovin it.
I moved the convo to PM soon after.
Me: I had to move this to PM cause i don't want people knowing about our top secret wedding plans - especially my MUM when she realizes that my future bride to be is more in love with her naked cat than me!
Her: Hahaha, you're so funny!:)
Me: no i'm not, i'm just romantic ;) what day are u free this week to hang out? I want my blender! (she said her wedding gift for me would be a blender)
Her: hahah the blender, dunno since i got my try out shift on my new job tomorrow haaha
Me: My kitchen is not complete without it! nice, you got the job in the end ;) let's hang out today then if you ain't too busy browsing pet stores for naked kitties.
Her: haha no i can't today sorry :(
2 days later
Me: hey muffinbottom! I was partyin with Usain frickin Bolt at Movida last night...here's the deal, your naked cat is now gonna have "I luv Jamaica" as it's tattoo.
Her: haha nahh for real?! yeah sounds awesome haha!
Me: Yup. My mum just screamed when she saw the pictures :) we seriously gotta talk about our wedding plans today or next week on an ice cream date. I'll say it first - Usain bolt is gonna be the Best Man.
Her: Hahahaah you crack me up lol!
Me: naw i'm serious, you're def. a lot of fun and worth seeing again. Plus i gotta sweet tooth for ice cream ;) whats yur favourite flavour?
Her: haha but im kinda seeing someone and that would feel a bit weird haha
Me: it's cool babycakes, we're just hanging out. Nothing serious lol and to be honest i just wanna see what yo face looks like when the ice cream is too cold!
Her: hahahaha when the ice cream is too cold lol
Me: Yh pumpkin ;b i'm relaxing in the garden drinking mango juice right now.. Wanna get ice cream and a movie today or next week?
Her: haha sounds awesome, love mango juice :)) but i can't today unfortunatly :(
Me: It's even better when you've got bon jovi playing on the radio :) you're livin on a prayer louise! haha what day u free next week
Her: Haha True true! :) Dunno yet don't have my whole schedule yet so
That's it so far. Advice on what to do next?
She hasn't got a UK number, but maybe i should just take it anyway and see if i can get her on the phone.
I was just running the usual shit on her, "let's get married blah blah", finding out stuff about her. No big physical escalation until the end when her and her friend decided to head home (i should've decided to pull here with a wing but we wanted to beast the night away), she's runs to hug me, kisses me in that 'i didn't mean it but i kinda did' way, i lift her up, caveman her and say "i'm kidnapping you and taking you to the bathroom". I tell her to kiss me, she dodges the lips this time but it's all good, we're laffin and they leave.
We've been chatting over FB, here's the convo
Me: Nice meeting u gals yesterday..It was like the Swedish House Mafia all up in this bitch!
she ignored that. So a day later i remember her telling me how she would want a naked cat, like one of those sphinxes as a pet. Weird as fuck, so i put up a pic of a cat on her wall. She finds it funny as fuck when i tell her this is her wedding gift, tell her that it would be weird if it snuggled into bed with us. She's lovin it.
I moved the convo to PM soon after.
Me: I had to move this to PM cause i don't want people knowing about our top secret wedding plans - especially my MUM when she realizes that my future bride to be is more in love with her naked cat than me!
Her: Hahaha, you're so funny!:)
Me: no i'm not, i'm just romantic ;) what day are u free this week to hang out? I want my blender! (she said her wedding gift for me would be a blender)
Her: hahah the blender, dunno since i got my try out shift on my new job tomorrow haaha
Me: My kitchen is not complete without it! nice, you got the job in the end ;) let's hang out today then if you ain't too busy browsing pet stores for naked kitties.
Her: haha no i can't today sorry :(
2 days later
Me: hey muffinbottom! I was partyin with Usain frickin Bolt at Movida last night...here's the deal, your naked cat is now gonna have "I luv Jamaica" as it's tattoo.
Her: haha nahh for real?! yeah sounds awesome haha!
Me: Yup. My mum just screamed when she saw the pictures :) we seriously gotta talk about our wedding plans today or next week on an ice cream date. I'll say it first - Usain bolt is gonna be the Best Man.
Her: Hahahaah you crack me up lol!
Me: naw i'm serious, you're def. a lot of fun and worth seeing again. Plus i gotta sweet tooth for ice cream ;) whats yur favourite flavour?
Her: haha but im kinda seeing someone and that would feel a bit weird haha
Me: it's cool babycakes, we're just hanging out. Nothing serious lol and to be honest i just wanna see what yo face looks like when the ice cream is too cold!
Her: hahahaha when the ice cream is too cold lol
Me: Yh pumpkin ;b i'm relaxing in the garden drinking mango juice right now.. Wanna get ice cream and a movie today or next week?
Her: haha sounds awesome, love mango juice :)) but i can't today unfortunatly :(
Me: It's even better when you've got bon jovi playing on the radio :) you're livin on a prayer louise! haha what day u free next week
Her: Haha True true! :) Dunno yet don't have my whole schedule yet so
That's it so far. Advice on what to do next?
She hasn't got a UK number, but maybe i should just take it anyway and see if i can get her on the phone.
Mon, 08/13/2012 - 00:13
#1
Re: Sexy swedish gal
Why do you keep talking about your mother. It's really weird
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Mon, 08/13/2012 - 00:14
#2
Re: Sexy swedish gal
Manwhore;1025.7586;5 wrote:
Why do you keep talking about your mother. It's really weird
lol
Mon, 08/13/2012 - 09:08
#3
Re: Sexy swedish gal
@buddhagames:
lol now i know how Archer feels
lol now i know how Archer feels
Mon, 08/13/2012 - 22:14
#4
Re: Sexy swedish gal
Gogo you need to assume your value more. Act like more of a boss when you meet chicks. This guy you were out with, were you stifled in front of him? You should be more of a "I'm leading the charge here" kind of force in an interaction. Not that you're bossing HIM around, more like you're doing stuff with the girls.. getting them amped up. The fact you didn't touch this chick till the end, means there wasn't enough hook for this text convo to have fuel for take off.
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Tue, 08/14/2012 - 12:50
#5
Re: Sexy swedish gal
@Manwhore:
I wasn't really stifled, but i don't think i made it clear enough that i was into her sexually, i.e. i didn't isolate her and give myself that real opportunity to escalate. I think sometimes i go into a set not FULLY assuming it will go well, that attraction isn't a choice and that it's up to me to make the moves cause it's rare that she will do it. You're right man, i gotta be clearer in my intent and not laze around during ANY interactions i have with girls i'm interested in.
So in fact, maybe i was kinda stifled not to the degree of feeling chode when relating with her but also not in the way that i felt like i was bawse when relating with her either. I was more like that dude with potential who just hasn't pushed her over the edge just yet.
I wasn't really stifled, but i don't think i made it clear enough that i was into her sexually, i.e. i didn't isolate her and give myself that real opportunity to escalate. I think sometimes i go into a set not FULLY assuming it will go well, that attraction isn't a choice and that it's up to me to make the moves cause it's rare that she will do it. You're right man, i gotta be clearer in my intent and not laze around during ANY interactions i have with girls i'm interested in.
So in fact, maybe i was kinda stifled not to the degree of feeling chode when relating with her but also not in the way that i felt like i was bawse when relating with her either. I was more like that dude with potential who just hasn't pushed her over the edge just yet.
Sun, 08/19/2012 - 15:25
#6
Re: Sexy swedish gal
@Manwhore:
Me: yoyoyo pumpkn, what's yur schedule lookin like - we gotta meet up soon. Otherwise ill assume your gay.
10 hours later
Me: i was messin about earlier hehe after today i think there's nothin more hilarious than making my 3 year nephew learn the words to fresh prince of bel air ;b
Her: Hahah i know :) just that I haven't seen your message untill now lol you are really funny!
Me: Hmm try telling that to my ex science teacher, he didnt find me too funny when i was throwin paper aeroplanes at his head lol what shit u got goin on this week applebutt?
Her: ur ex svience teacher? dear lord haha tomorrow im gonna meet up with a friend from sweden and on friday im going to work! =) what are u up to this week?
Me: Yep - all those detentions after school made me the crazy man am i today :P well my bro's hosting an event at a club 2mz, feel free to come down..gotta party on this sat at the Ice Wharf (the place in camden where u tried to seduce me with yur swedish ways)
Her: haha can imagine! :D wow sounds cool, which club ?=) hahah seduce you! just hoping my friends from sweden is up for it tho, its my friend with her boyfriend so not so sure lol
Me: W hotel, usually we don't accept swedish girls cause they're too crazy but you might be an exception if u play your cards right ;) if u dont come, hit me up on sunday - i might be up for ice cream and a movie!
Her: hahah okey will do sir :D !
Me: Girl, get your game on! U missed the party of a lifetime last night. I had a bottle of vodka with your name all over it...you owe me ice cream and a movie this sunday. Be there or be square.
Her: hahah i'm workinggg, just started you know, gotta be focus lol =)
hmm, any thoughts of the general vibe of the interaction or where i could take this to accelerate the meetup?
Me: yoyoyo pumpkn, what's yur schedule lookin like - we gotta meet up soon. Otherwise ill assume your gay.
10 hours later
Me: i was messin about earlier hehe after today i think there's nothin more hilarious than making my 3 year nephew learn the words to fresh prince of bel air ;b
Her: Hahah i know :) just that I haven't seen your message untill now lol you are really funny!
Me: Hmm try telling that to my ex science teacher, he didnt find me too funny when i was throwin paper aeroplanes at his head lol what shit u got goin on this week applebutt?
Her: ur ex svience teacher? dear lord haha tomorrow im gonna meet up with a friend from sweden and on friday im going to work! =) what are u up to this week?
Me: Yep - all those detentions after school made me the crazy man am i today :P well my bro's hosting an event at a club 2mz, feel free to come down..gotta party on this sat at the Ice Wharf (the place in camden where u tried to seduce me with yur swedish ways)
Her: haha can imagine! :D wow sounds cool, which club ?=) hahah seduce you! just hoping my friends from sweden is up for it tho, its my friend with her boyfriend so not so sure lol
Me: W hotel, usually we don't accept swedish girls cause they're too crazy but you might be an exception if u play your cards right ;) if u dont come, hit me up on sunday - i might be up for ice cream and a movie!
Her: hahah okey will do sir :D !
Me: Girl, get your game on! U missed the party of a lifetime last night. I had a bottle of vodka with your name all over it...you owe me ice cream and a movie this sunday. Be there or be square.
Her: hahah i'm workinggg, just started you know, gotta be focus lol =)
hmm, any thoughts of the general vibe of the interaction or where i could take this to accelerate the meetup?