Shit test (MW and Jack.Ruby would love to hear your guys' opinions)
Met this girl last weekend
me: Ya'll at xbar?
her: lol no we left to my friends frat
me: Lol fuck that get over here
her: HAHAHA! how?!
me: Ummm walk over...
her: okaaaaay, obvi but I dont have a fake id
me: Whattt f that. So where u guys at
her: party got shut down. Laaame. Lol I'm at my dorm.
me: Wtf thats the lamest thing ive heard all week
me: Lets turn up at **my bldg where we met
her: hahahahha right!! yeeeea I aint trying to walk back to xxbldg
her: how's it a turn up with like only 6 people? hahaha
me: What dorm u in
me: Dude me= atleast 12 ppl
her: lol didnt seem like it.
me: Wtf hatorade sucks to suck
her: yea u would know
her: why'd u give me ur number anyway? lol
me: Uhh u txted me...
her: hahaha oh right. I thought u txted urself through my phone
me: Yah we should continue the party
her: what party?
me: THE party. Its early as fuck. Meet me outside xbar
her: I dont wanna walk. Lol srry
me: Ok so where's ur dorm I'm gona pour up some don perignon over there
her: are u by yourself?
her: thats lame as shit
me: Fuck you
me: I'm w my roommate were ballin out
me: Sucks to suck
her: so rude
her: lol it was a joke
me: Lets hang then dont be a Gaylord. What dorm I'm bringing popcorn
her: haha im omw to hollywood rn
me: Ur gay
her: hahaha okay cool
her: why are u being an asshole?? Lol nice first impression
me: Girl u didnt invite me was trying to hang. Jerk
her: I didnt know thaaaat
me: Where u at in hollywood
her: lol sorry my phone died
me: Let's get breakfast
her: I'm at a conference right now
me: Well when's it over. Getting pretty hungry here
her: Hahaha go eat. It's not over till 2
me: Ok come to the pool
me: *my bldg* fool
her: don't talk to me like that. I don't have a bathing suit. You live there?
me: U live in Cali and dont own a bikini? Strange
me: Well come anyway
her: Lol I have one at home. I'm from Huntington Beach.
me: Alright well where u at I'm eating here then scooping you up. Be ready in 30
her: Haha it's gunna take me lke an hour to get back to LA
her: plus I already got plans.
her: Dang all mad
me: Punkin u texted me cuz u wanted to hang. We went to meet you guys last night but u left, I've come up w several alternatives but you've blown them off...
me: If u have something better let me know.
her: Lol I txted you ?? Well today I'm busy and I'm leaving town.
me: Yes u must have gotten my # from one of ur friends
me: I won't hold it against you obviously have good taste in men ;)
her: You put your number in my phone and txted yourself. Lmao
her: how old are you anyway?? Lol
me: That's def not true. I did that on Ana and Annelise's phones not urs
me: Plus I never use periods
her: yes u did
her: lol doesnt matter though. looks like you give your number out a lot
me: Supply n demand ;)
her: yea not cute
me: And no honestly just to ppl who seem cool
her: Oh ok
her: Well I guess I seem cool then
me: Hey you. Glad you didnt get mauled by a bear. Heard theyre frisky this time of year
her: oh they are? wow I had no idea. thanks for letting me know. you're the best!
me: Thanks boo. Was bout to make a protein smoothie but my freezer died *Sweat emoji
her: lol wow that really sucks ass
me: I know
her: how do you think I feel w/o a blender *crying emoji
me: Umm yes that's a serious issue. I know of a place around here that serves up serious smoothies though
her: take me
me: K what's yer address. Gotta get changed first so gimme a few
her: lol not rn. What time do they close? I should be in LA by 8
me: Hmm they close early since it's Sunday. Can you shoot pool. Or at least make an attempt at it ; )
her: I'm okay at it lol
me: K well be ready to get spanked
her: lol ohh
me: Yah what time you getting back
her: I'm barely leaving hb
me: Ok pumpkin are you back. I just ate an amazing salad
her: I'm over here starving ... Lol
No not yet
me: K let me know
her: I don't wana play pool tho lol
me: Ok we can hit up redbox, haven't watched a movie in awhile
her: Haha do you live with anyone else?
me: I have a roommate but he has his own room
her: It's not Robbie is it??
me: Lol no
her: haha ok
I call her she says she has 30 more minutes of writing her paper if she stops messing around. I tell her to finish up and txt me she says ok
me: I'm reading Michael Jordan's biography it's the bomb
her: Lol is it rlly?
me: Yeah, He's such a G. Crazy crazy work ethic
me: unlike someone I know lol
her: lol who ?
me: You lol, where are ya I'm scooping ya up
me: You got 15 min to finish
her: Lol I'm not done
her: I didn't finish oh well
me: It's cool you'll finish later
her: Yea ima finish it tomorrow
me: So where am I heading right now
her: I'm still doing hw *exhasperated emoji
I ignore her for like an hour cuz another girl calls me and tells me shes coming over, but the other girl ends up changing her mind since she has work in the morning and wants more time to hang
me: You suck, hairy balls
her: *chinese face emoji
her: lol I bet you're just tryin to get it in
I didnt think about this clearly enough before executing, i was going to misinterpret by saying "yes i love getting it in, thats why i wanted to play pool so we could get some shots in"... ended up rapid fire texting this:
me: Yes I love getting it in
me: But you're being gay
me: Like you said you'd be done hours ago
me: That's ball licking material
me: And by getting it in I mean popping in a DVD
** I call her she cancels the call
me: Nevermind I invited some buddies over we're drinkin and playing battleship. Fuck you
her: You're so rude
her: Why you such an asshole?
so I'm wondering how I can turn this around, and destroy her bullshit-tests
Fuck you? Whats wrong with you dude?
@alphapro nothing man. I'm trying to set some boundaries here. She was acting like we were going to hang all day while we were texting and then pulled continuous excuses when it actually came to meeting up
Holy shit! That was a lot of texting.
Okay. First off, you came across really negative/confrontational/crass. Every other text you sent was something along the lines of "Fuck that." "Don't be a punk." "Suck it." I know what you were trying to do. You were trying to create a "don't give a shit" alpha dude vibe, but it was uncaliberated. It worked for a bit and she played along at the beginning because she knew you were joking around, but the more you did it, the less effective it became and the ruder it started to sound. It's fine to do a little bit of the harder stuff at the beginning, but know when to pull back.
Second. Don't chase. She told you multiple times she wasn't free and she didn't want to hang, but you kept on pushing. It's fine to push in real life, but it's different over text. Don't do it. If she doesn't want to hang out, no amount of texting is going to convince her. In fact, it'll just drive her away. If a girl says she can't hang out, don't chase or push to meet up. Instead just say, "Too bad." If it's a same night thing, maybe ask her what she's doing later. If she's interested she'll suggest something or mention that she'll be free later. If she doesn't, it means she's not interested. The last thing you want to do though is be pushy over text. It never ends well.
Alright thanks for the input. More often than not I feel like I come across as being "too nice" but I obviously see what you're saying.
See that's where in my mind that's not what I was seeing. You're saying she told me multiple times she "didn't want to hang" but I didn't get this from the convo. She asked what time the smoothie joint closed, and that she'd be back by 8. In my mind I'm reading that as she wants to hang, after she told me to take her to the smoothie place. Then when I switched it up to the movie she asked me if I live alone, which once again in my mind suggests that she is definitely interested in hanging out but is still a little nervous and apprehensive about it. And wants to experience more of me to be assured that she will have a good time with me
But I do see where I could have left the ball in her court, but I wasn't trying to do that in this situation I was going for the kill.
Which I definitely think I could have done but I didnt handle her "lol I bet you're just tryin to get it in" test properly
Could have stolen her frame earlier by going
me: Ok let me know I'm thinking we should watch xmovie. No funny business tho young lady *emoji
or once she said that
me: Totally, I always get every ball in in pool. I'm still down for a movie too, I'm a virgin tho so don't think you're gona take advantage of me or anything like that
Dude chill out. You got this, just be chill.
A quick scan reveals you are pushing for the meetup too much. You just can't do that. Sucks, I know, but ya gotta chill on that. Other than that I think it's kinda funny. You can do a LOT of things with that sort of overaggressive type negativity. I've got some shizz probably make some of your bloodz run cold. One girl I got so pissed off at her I berated the fuck out of her then told her I was only showing up if the first thing she did was get in my car open her mouth and put my cock in her mouth. Which is what happened. Derp
Yes I didn't think this was that over the top... I am kinda being a dick, but honestly... girls do this to guys all the time where they act like they want to hangout and flake on them. As men we have full right to call anyone out that does this, it's just not right.
I think guys are so used to being treated like this, that it makes this conversation look way more "out there" than it really is. To be honest I'm just expressing my honest feelings throughout most of this. At one point she tells me "I'm lame as shit" or something to that effect, and my "negative" reply was fully warranted. even if it's a joke you got to be able to throw it back in the person's face, and make them look dumb, if that's what they're doing to you. You don't just sit back and take disrespect. That's what I'm learning as I'm learning to assert myself.
I get that I was pushing for the meetup a lot though and that's duely noted.
Ok guys, I'm trying to manage this so this goes down smoothly this time.
Called her last night then she called me at 6am and texted me at 9am
I call her at 12:30pm, tell her I want to do something fun with her later she's giggling and tells me she'll be back in LA from OC later
her: What exactly did you wanna do?
me: Just get a drink, we can blaze if u want. It's just been a tiring week I want to do something relaxing
her: I don't drink lol but I'll smoke. Yea I'm trying to get over some shit frm this week. Relaxing sounds nice
me: Sounds good :)
her: wanna swoop me up then?:)
me: Sure I can do that
her: yay cool
her: I'm craving some angry orchard tho lol if you can get some.
me: That was a short lived sobriety ;)
her: Haha I'm drinking some rn
me: I'm working on this song it's a pain in the butt. It's going to be nice to chill with you
her: you make music?
her: one thing we got in common
me: Hey babe taking a break now
her: Babe? Isn't it a bit too soon lol
Cool. I just got done hiking
me: Hiking? Back in OC I bet thats a dope view
her: Nah I'm in Hollywood rn
me: Nice, well I've got Bacardi n icecream here if u want anything else you should grab it on the way back
her: I'm good with that :)
me: Cool let me know when i should plan on swooping I'll get the batmobile ready
her: Haha nice. I'm heading back in a few so I'll txt ya
her: Do you have a hot tub
me: Yup! Was going to mention that
her: Lmao I only have bathing suit bottoms. Not a top :)
me: U can wear a bra no one cares
her: Lmao uhhm
me: Up to you sweetpea. Def not an issue tho
her: lol I'll see ;)
her: Let me finish up some work and I'll txt you :)
She just called me here's most of the convo:
You're not projecting enough attitude. And that phone convo? Dying/dead. What was the point? You need to be projecting..
Girl: Hey it's Adorbs or ###
Me - 4 mins later: The sorta Pocahontas looking girl? ;)
Girl - 1 min later: Haha yeah the one
You sent the wrong message too at the end addressing me as Ms.Sparkles lol
Me: Uh well no that was designed to goad you out of retirement and hit me up
Girl - 1 min later: Haha yeah okay whatever you say mister ... What's your real name "#$*#$)*#$)(*" ?
Me - 4 mins later: I'm Jon ms adorbs
Me: What are you doing up so late on a Saturday night
Me: It's way past your bed time I think you need timeout
Girl: Bored stiff
Everyone's out and I'm like watching the the ALS movie with Hilary swank and Josh Dumel
Girl: Haha it's still early
Me: Well I may come rescue you
Me: Als.. lol
Me: Are you making fun of retarded kids
Girl - 1 min later: I'm crying my eyes out
No one appreciate it sees you until some unfortunate happens/occurs
Girl: Oh you may come and rescue me ... Oh really
Me - 2 mins later: Mhmm. I'll be Jon Smith and give you small pox, Pocahontas
Me - 1 min later: I'm assuming you don't drive right
Girl: Haha I don't want small pox no bueno I'll pass on that part
Girl: Why do you assume that?
Me: I didn't I'm just being an asshole hehe
Girl: I have a DL but not my own vehicle which prohibits me to have leisure time driving due to sharing it with my Madre .. So partially right lol
Me - 1 min later: Thank gawd that's one less woman on the road I can sleep a little better
Me: What part of town you in don't say something crazy
Girl: Border of henderson and Las Vegas by Galleria
Girl - 2 mins later: And hush your mouth mister
Me - 3 mins later: Oh you're close buhbee
Me: Want to hang out?
Me: But promise me no funny business I'm shy and timid. Plus I would need a signed permission slip from my mom first
What are we going to do though?
Girl: No funny business here mister
Me - 4 mins later: Shoot pool and drink beer. Duh
Girl - 1 min later: Well I don't drink beer but okay
Girl - 5 mins later: So what's the game plan otherwise I'll stay laying here lol?
Me - 2 mins later: Give me an address I'll be over in like thirty
Girl - 1 min later: Okay I have to get dressed myself
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Thanks for the feedback, youre right.
I got her over here she gave me head and I fucked her. The condom came off during and was giving me issues so I fucked her lil 18yr old pussy raw...then kicked her out.
Now I just need to get my 2 doors down chick over. I want her.