Should I or shouldn'I?
I live with this 30 year old engineering student dude, and he decided to bring his (kinda fat, 22 year old) gf into the house to live with him. Everything was cool till she came. Now it seems like they're "playing house." She's been extremely passive aggressive and two faced with me. Like blaming me, because she dropped my only item in the fridge and "had to clean up after me." Tonight, the gf broke my friggin espresso maker and lied about it. I heard her drop it, in the kitchen. And lately HE's been thinking his balls are swelling and sending me angry texts like:
Chris: Dude, I don't appreciate you leaving my clothes on top of the dirty dryer. I don't do that to you, why would you do it to me
[DURR. Cuz I don't leave my clothes in the machine. I just ignored this shit. I was in a hurry to get my clothes washed before work, and he and his gf are constantly leaving their laundry in the washer/dryer for days. I usually take care of it, I even folded their stuff for them last week. If their basket was there I woulda thrown it in there.]
Another thing he's been doing that's annoying the hell outa me, is anytime I have a fuck buddy over he starts hitting on her, and his gf gets all pissy, shit gets really awkward cuz he fuckin hangs out and wont go away.
As far as all that goes, I'm a big boy, and know how to handle myself...
Anyways, my real problem is this: his little sister is a leggy, cute, little blonde. She keeps coming over and hanging out when it's just me at home etc. Almost explicitly making herself available. She was sitting on the couch one time, wearing booty shorts, no panties and her legs spread in a direction so I could see her cooch from my room. I'm pretty sure she knows I'm attracted, but holding back for her brother's sake. And she keeps doing the cute girly thing.
Part of me loves doing trysts and shit like this. and lately I'm losing my reasons NOT to.
But the other part is saying be a good guy. Don't be doing things like that.
She's gonna be over tomorrow and I'm SEVERELY tempted. I'm on the fence about it right now. What do you guys think?
Ok man this is really really ironic. Because when your roommate has his chubby girlfriend move in who starts getting two-faced with you, breaks your shit, and then he starts getting passive aggressive with you.. well dude you're SUPPOSED to bang his sister. Like, usually you have to go and find her. It just so happens to be a lot easier for you you lucky dog.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
i'd probably bang her, but that's just me
I think you should do it, even if he wasn't being a shitty roommate! I also hate stupid roommates :)
do it for the glory
Your roommate is a faggot. Bang the fuck out of this girl.
You def should.
Also, tell him what the fuck is up. Preferably with his girl present. Explain that they're in the wrong.
stories over standards. do it
Take picture of said crotch shot.
Standards or not, this is the time when you do bang a guy's sister. He deserves it, she deserves it, you deserve it. We deserve it
#caseclosed
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
LOL! Yeah there might have to be pictures involved in this.
Unfortunately I got dragged in to work and didn't end up seeing her today. She's around often though, it's only a matter of time :) I'll make a LR for it.
And it's funny you mentioned that it's ironic, cuz she ALSO exactly fits the profile of the non-single girls I tend to like banging... Younger girl, on the prowl, looking for some experiences, older boyfriend (he's GM at some smoke shop. Thinks he's a big-shot). She might as well have "fuck me please" tattood on her forehead.