Silly and Sincere
Lotta classic Manwhore lessons coming out in this one so had to post it up :)
Me: Mefistofelez- from bumble
Me: :)
her: Hi :)
her: how's your week going so far
Me: So are we just gonna do an absurd amount of emojis now- like that's our thing lol
Me: I think I def started it
Me: :)
Her: smileyemoji u did
Her: But I smile a lot I've been told so it translates into text hahahaha
Me: Pfft please you better have a cute smile then
Me: Ha!
Her: Lolz oh the pressure now
Her: It's more because it's been a reflex resulting from moving to countries where I didn't know the language as a kid
Her: Smiling and nodding lol
Me: inserted picture of gross old man smiling
Her: How did u get that image? I thought I deleted that from my profile monkeyemoji
Me: LOL Fuck you! Totally just made me spit out my water ya punk
Her: Sorry not sorry...not my fault u can't handle your water weirdemoji
Me: Please... I've been swimmin since I was a lil tadpole - water is the last of my worries
Her: Right... it's the swallowing part
Her: winkiemoji
Her: Okay sorry I'll stop haha
Me: Maybe I should be asking you that question missy!
Me: sunglassesemoji
Her: I have no problems drinking and swallowing water in the ordinary course of business, thank you very much lol
Her: How's ur pup? Fully recovered from being chocolaty wasted?
Me: Leave it to a lawyer to twist words like that - tisk tisk
Her: I don't know what you mean ;)
Me: Lol you can plead the fifth for now
Me: He's back to being his obnoxious old self again. He's an asshole but I suppose he just takes after his dad
Her: *sends pic of her current study material*
Her: Hahaha how accurate lol you must be a mind reader... I'm currently studying 5th amendment rights for the bar lolol
Her: Apple never falls far from the tree... in this case bone?
Her: What's his name?
Me: omg you just can't stop but I'm ignoring that one
Ne: Dustin :)
Her: That's a cute name
Me: Obviously... I named him
Her: I had another one but I will let it go... sorry it's the being a hermit for 8 hours a day thing so my brain embraces and avenue for some laughter or non law related topic lol
Her: How's your week going?
Me: Aw, poor law student cooped up studying all day. omg what are you tryna do here!
Her: Obviously fishing for pity and compliments duh
Her: JK
Her: No longer a law student thank you
Her: winkiemoji
Me: Idk if pity and compliments are my strong suit but I'm pretty badass in general so we can figure something out
Me: Ya congrats on graduating :)
Her: Hahah I'll take the badassness into consideration in my assessment plus the timely offer of a deadly accurate picture of my smile smileyemoji got some brownie points there for sure
Her: And thank you :)
Me: Oh so you're baking me brownies now? Really hope you know what you're doin ;)
Me: But I will say for someone locked up all day that's a pretty compelling opening statement
Her: Haha sorry to disappoint... I've never ever made brownies. Not that I'm opposed but my mom didn't like us in the kitchen. Though I've picked up cooking I have yet to bake something
Her: Hahah look at you and your legalese lol I'm full of compelling statements winky+smiley emojis
Me: I'll be the...judge... of that missy
Me: So what.. since you're locked up all day do I gotta just march over there and physically destroy this ball and chain in order to set you free for a night
Her: Something along those lines... my hero
Her: Lol
Me: So where is this doungeon
Her: In Berkeley haha
Her: Of all places... I know
Me: I always knew the whole hippie thing was just a front
Her: Lol! U were on to them his whole time
Her: My sister is coming up tomorrow to visit me for the weekend haha but I may be able to shake my shackles off for Tuesday?
Me: Cool I'll text ya Monday see if we're both recovered from the weekend :)
Her: Sounds good weirdemoji
Anyway, probably took a lil too long to ask for the meetup but I was having fun with it lol
can't use technology so all the emojis had to be taken out.. there were a lot.. so it looks weird now
Nice! Lol. Silly 'n Sincere.. my favorite chick marinade ;)
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
It's really fun to start taking the sexual stuff further 'n further. Where'd you meet this girl at?
Take all these sexual innuendos and start using them to put her in sexually compromising situations then rescue her from them. Lol. Very fun stuff just another evolution of the SS stuff
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
We actually haven't met yet. Just hit her up couple days ago on a dating site.
im gonna make sure this thing is piping hot again like the day we meet up. Cause this stuff is fun but I've had failed experiments in the past where things get hot over text but then totally cool off and by the time I time I'd meet these girls they aren't feeling the emotions from the texts anymore and it loses some of that awesomeness.
That's awesome heads up btw - Gonna look for opportunities to play around with the sexual innuendos more. Get my inner Fukboi to tap into some fantasies lol!
Not sure why I didn't play with those more this time, like I think there was prob some hesitancy cause I felt like she was testing the waters a lil and if I jumped like full-on into the little teasers she was throwing my way it might have come across a little needy so wanted to get into it and enjoy it but just kinda poke around since things were still fairly early on. But I'm gonna play around with them more Sunday/Monday. Cause now that the seal is broken, taking the next step won't come across like a big jump at all since the bar has already been moved
Yes. Take a look at the sexting archive on the main site all that's covered including "recovery" from her asd.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Wait so like I think Im doing more of what you suggested. Haha not sue but we're meeting up tonight and I decided to try and go a little further with the innuendos and be a little more aggressive with them.
its still playful but it's escalating- almost like the mask of playfulness is covering up the escalation itself
thoughts?
Me: Hey beb :) Those punk hippies still got you all tied up?
Her: Hiii, haha yep. Sorry my phone died and my sister was hogging the charger til she left lol
Her: How was ur weekend?
Me: Awesome- put my pup in the bat mobile and cruised down to pismo beach
Me: They let you out to play?
Her: Yes, haha but now I'm hustling to catch back up (face palm emoji) this whole working harder to play a little is not my cup of tea
Her: Is it dog friendly? That's fun, I've never been down there though I've driven by a lot lol
Me: Oh, well yeah beb, It's cause I wasn't there. We'll make sure you get the right kinda tea with just enough sugar and you can bring a lil spice but no need for the nice ;) (Thisbtext was so bad. Totally missed on what I was tryna do on this one. Didn't check the rhythm before I sent it)
Her: Hah! Who said anything about being nice?
Her: Also- very corny on your part (Double emoji)
Me: Ha! Shut up ya dork- I got a nerf gun with your name on it if you're not careful lol
Her: Lolol I'm scared...really know how to make a girl go weak in the knees
Me: Uhm, yeah I mean never really struggled too much with that last piece :)
Me: Don't be scared - I'm saving the serious stuff for when I needta pull out the whiffle bat on those hippies!
Her: Lol again, my hero... (upside down smiley emoji)
Her: So what's your battle plan?
Me: Well I'm gonna need to do some surveillance to start- where in Berkeley should I be takin the bat mobile?
Her: Depends what kind of surveillance you have in mind haha
Me: Ha! Low key - just enough to know what I'm gettin myself into ;)
Her: Hmm local small pub or new craft beer bar that has games and stuff? I'll give you two options haha
Her: The graduate or cornerstone if you want to do some preliminary research winkeyemoji
Me: I already know you can hold a conversation - the real test is how well you throw down in a game of connect 4
Her: Haha you're on
Her: I'll hopefully shake these shackles off by 7ish
Me: Oh boy I hope they don't leave a scar! I'll need to do a thorough medical inspection to ensure there's no permanent damage ;)
Her: Cause you are fully qualified? ;)
Her: As a medical expert that is
Me: Lol! Pfft I think we both know I'm plenty qualified ;)
Her: lol confident are we?
Me: We wouldn't be having this conversation if I wasn't :)
Me: Plus, I took a CPR course sophomore year of high school and spent that summer tearin up the diving board, even told a few kids not to run!
Me: So like, yeah, obviously I'm confident in my medical aptitude after breazing through a rigorous training program like that :)
Her: Then definitely qualified for our purposes.
Her: Very valuable skills and assertion of leadership... stop turning me on (upside down smiley emoji)
Me: I'm in control of all aspects of my life but thats the one thing I can't seem to reign in...
Me: What do you suggest we do about it : /
Her: Lol oh man...the struggle. What a problem to have. I'm sure we can brainstorm something. You know me just getting a degree in problem solving and all
Her: And your medical expertise (cryinglaughing emoji)
Me: Mm don't worry beb, no degree necessary. I've heard there are some simple remedies for this exact predicament we find ourselves in ;)
Her: Oh haha def not worried. I'm sure I'll find out what they are. Perhaps another one of your expertise
uhm so ya I think I can slowly progress this into full-fledged sexting or just keep it right where it is on the edge until we meet up...
is is this kinda what you were talking about Manwhore?
If this is your first experience with sexting, dont go any further. She seems like the kinda girl who's down for foreplay but when the shit gets real she'll lock up real fast.
Possible? Ya...but i wouldnt "practice" on this one
I wouldnt go for sexts righr now, its at a good place really. You'll overkill it.
Taper it down and CEMENT the meetup. Nothing is set in stone yet. You have to make it clear that you're gonna kidnap her when she gets off or something.
Cool cool that's the same vibe I got for sure.
yeah, lol before Manwhore mentioned it in his post earlier I wouldn't have even taken it to this point before a first date lol like this is kinda wild to see Unfolding. I usually leave it kinda at the level it was in the first part of our Convo
roger that bout the meetup. Will make clear a kidnap is incoming
If you need sturdy ropes let me know. I'll try to have amazon fulfill it..they owe me
Solid texting brotha!
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Do youtube clips not show up on the forum?
The thumbnail doesn't show up but what I notice is if you hover my mouse over it, it's clickable and so what I usually do is right click and put that in a different tab. It works haha.
So let me see did you put a song: "high and low" ?
Good song recommendation man, and thread LOLS^
Woah! *quickly takes notes* this is so killer man. What ended up happening?
If this is your first experience with sexting, dont go any further. She seems like the kinda girl who's down for foreplay but when the shit gets real she'll lock up real fast.Possible? Ya...but i wouldnt "practice" on this one
I wouldnt go for sexts righr now, its at a good place really. You'll overkill it.
Taper it down and CEMENT the meetup. Nothing is set in stone yet. You have to make it clear that you're gonna kidnap her when she gets off or something.
Right. How'd it go down?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Been a while, gawd damn. She was cool - I hadn't met with any chicas cept my girl for a while so the whole pickup thing felt a lil new. Parts of it were like riding a bike and I was able to get really physical really quick mainly because we were texting foreplay pretty much up until the moment she got there so I was pretty horny when she came by and so my eye contact was just like dripping with sexuality - she prob felt my boner from 10 feet away.
Resorted to the classic manwhore hug/kiss and just really enjoyed feeling her and immedaitely after just grabbed her by the arms and turned her body towards the bar saddled up to the side of her and took my hand and playfully looked her right in the eyes as I grabbed her ass and just messed with her being like, "Gawd damnit look what you did! I'm sending out an amber alert with your name on it!" lol yeah it made no logical sense but it felt right and she loved it ha
Made out and had a good time... ended up shuttin' the place down but got cock-clocked heading back to her place cause she still lives in a dorm? LOL like straight up roommates in the same room as her.
She grabbed some weed and we went to my car and smoked a bit but we just kinda made out a bunch and I ended up getting some serious LMR so nothin really went down. Was fun but didn't get the close so kinda a waste of time in the grand scheme of things lol like i drove way too far to just have a good time drinking with some random chick I met online but still was a nice release from the day-to-day of work
Damn you did the magic ass grab at the beginning of the date? Shoulda stuck your cock in her mouth right after. Windows, bro. They close
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male