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So we went out tonight it was 2 of the counselors bdays here. And one of my friends that came up for the week has been hanging with this one girl. I just met her sister today who is looking fly.

I gave them a mini tour to the a bar overlooking the lake but we couldn't chill there cuz her sister and bro aren't 21. So we end up going to another bar and chilling on the patio.

I sit next to my girl and we all hang out. a bunch of us counselors and these two sisters and their bro, as well as my friends who are up here for the week.

I ask her what she does and she does research at Northwestern University. But goes to med school in Houston.

I asked her what she will be doing at work tomorrow (She is leaving tonight at 6am cuz she has to be at work tomorrow) and she said she will be grinding up mice lung tissue and shaving their lungs??? Lmao I clowned w her like "do you take lunch right after that?" lol she does some knarly shit in that lab.

She said her job is doing research for premature babys and i guess they test things out on mice.

ANyway I got her num. and we discussed chilling if im ever in chi town or houston and whatnot I told her i would take her to a romantic steak dinner at my dads bar in my town if she ever comes thru and she giggles. During this time I did light kino when getting her attention (on her arm) and some "inadvertent" touching on her leg when describing things to her or telling her about taking her out to dinner.

I noticed that she would react when I touched her on the leg ( like move her leg away a little or just be really aware of it) so i would move my hand away… The only reason im going this detailed with this was bc this was the extent of our physical contact I feel like it would have been weird if i had gone for more given the situation at hand. (maybe im just a gay teddy bear i wish i was more baller)

Anyhow, Im wondering what would be a pimp text to send this girl?

She will be gone wednseday but comes back thursday night so im hoping if i text some pimp shit and play my shit right on the weekend i could hook up w this chick.

MW I don't want to be a teddy bear anymore!!!!1
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@Alex123:

And i know youll tell me im gay if i dont mention how the night ended and why i didnt hook up w her even though its late and i have to get up early n my boss will castrate me if i dont im goin down there right now to see whats good. ;)
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@Alex123:
Cool. I'd have banged her

I'd have been like.. Oh I see you girl.. hurting all those little baby mice. Not a nice girl are you. Going to have to put you on time out *half backturn, then look over my shoulder at her with a semi-gangster look* I will NOT be introducing you to my pets any time soon.

Let her earn your attention with funny jokes at her expense.
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@Alex123:


Godamnit that is so fucking awesome.

Ok how bout texting her something along those lines-

"Hey lil ms. mouse-killer. Have a safe drive home... Damnit I left Sparky out of his cage back home I hope he'll be safe..

or tomorrow: "Hey miss mouse murderer. Hope you have a good day at work.. Mickey left me a VM but got cut off mid senten......"

or

"Hey miss mouse murderer. Hope you have a good day at work.. Mickey called earlier. I told him to go for the Rosewood casket...."


Shit man my ideas arent as cool :(
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@Manwhore:

im noticing though from your stuff- theres a definite trend here-

"little baby mice" not a "nice girl" are you. put you on a "time out". etc.......