Smoking Hawt chick From the mall Getting Sexual Via Text
Fri, 04/26/2013 - 23:07
First off - I spent 5 minutes meeting this girl at the mall (She works at the mall)- if that. She's a solid 9 - MAYBE an 8,7 if your fucking Helen Keller on Acid. The interaction was quick - not even 5 minutes - if that I told her something like "Hey - I saw you before....and told myself if I saw you again I'd say hi." - she told me she had a BF. "That's cool I'm gay - kidding. Seriously - I'd hate to waste chemistry lifes too short - Take my number." She just gave me her number.
Not so many words - lots of pausing and things in between the words...
(Started texting at around 10....)
Me: Yo where do you work anyways pumpkin Butt? (Holla @ buddha or manwhore for the nickname)
Her: Pumpkin butt? So does that make you Big Daddy?
Me: Duh - of course.
Her: Mmmm I like where this is going.
Me: I'm a giraffe. no Idea what you're talking about.
Her: What?
Me: hahahahhahaha. um nvm
Me: Playinat an open mic this sat. Come watch. Other wise prepare to get dominated playing pool sometime next week.
Her: Speaking of domination do you like to take control?
Me: Yes very much pumpkin butt. I try to be very discrete about it though.
Her: You know I'm a freak right...you know when I saw you my pussy started to quiver. I can't stop thinking about you. I want to put your long thick dick in my pumpkin butt.
Me: Good girl
I Couldn't meet up with this girl that night and ended it there because I was driving to meet a fuck buddy who lives like an hour and a half a way and I was already 40 minutes into it - So I ended the conversation there. Wanted to try and fuck her this (Friday) Afternoon so I text her...
Me: How's my little Nympho Pumpkin butt
Me: After all that you never told me where you work at the mall K.
No response. Ideas? Responses? crazy to see a solid hot girl bring a sexual frame so quick. I wanna strike her pussy's wet
Not so many words - lots of pausing and things in between the words...
(Started texting at around 10....)
Me: Yo where do you work anyways pumpkin Butt? (Holla @ buddha or manwhore for the nickname)
Her: Pumpkin butt? So does that make you Big Daddy?
Me: Duh - of course.
Her: Mmmm I like where this is going.
Me: I'm a giraffe. no Idea what you're talking about.
Her: What?
Me: hahahahhahaha. um nvm
Me: Playinat an open mic this sat. Come watch. Other wise prepare to get dominated playing pool sometime next week.
Her: Speaking of domination do you like to take control?
Me: Yes very much pumpkin butt. I try to be very discrete about it though.
Her: You know I'm a freak right...you know when I saw you my pussy started to quiver. I can't stop thinking about you. I want to put your long thick dick in my pumpkin butt.
Me: Good girl
I Couldn't meet up with this girl that night and ended it there because I was driving to meet a fuck buddy who lives like an hour and a half a way and I was already 40 minutes into it - So I ended the conversation there. Wanted to try and fuck her this (Friday) Afternoon so I text her...
Me: How's my little Nympho Pumpkin butt
Me: After all that you never told me where you work at the mall K.
No response. Ideas? Responses? crazy to see a solid hot girl bring a sexual frame so quick. I wanna strike her pussy's wet
Sat, 04/27/2013 - 10:28
#1
lol I think her boyfriend
lol I think her boyfriend trolled you. But keep us updated if she gets back to you...
Sat, 04/27/2013 - 13:25
#2
haha yeah dude she was
haha yeah dude she was trollin you...
Sat, 04/27/2013 - 13:40
#3
Probably lol. Love how you
Probably lol. Love how you handled it though.
Mon, 04/29/2013 - 21:48
#4
I remember this one time this
I remember this one time this boyfriend tried to tool me. He was a decently smooth motherfucker, only issue is I'd banged her within 10 minutes of meeting her so there really wasn't a lot of room for him to go.
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Mon, 04/29/2013 - 22:38
#5
Manwhore wrote:I remember
Manwhore wrote:
I remember this one time this boyfriend tried to tool me. He was a decently smooth motherfucker, only issue is I'd banged her within 10 minutes of meeting her so there really wasn't a lot of room for him to go.
Until Manwhore realizes that the boyfriend actually sent her out to get fucked because she had recently developed a one-use-only case of herpes
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