smooth skin Michelle
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 11:31
Met this chick at 4am after a night out. She was checking me out all the way long so approached her, got physical of the bat, make out etc. I was gonna go for threesome but her friend was awful. Trust me!! Lolll. Anyway after I won the friend completely ignored her paid attention to michelle. Made out with her and got her number. I have also seeded the next date as well. The next day;
Me: wake up girl its almost 2pm lol
2 days after (on the day we decided to meet)
Me: hello missy! I'm going to a oub this eve, you should join. These bottles have been staring at me saying drink us with michelle!
Again no response. This bitch was really into me, I don't know what went wrong again... If you can analyse my texting and suggesting better alternatives, it would be awesome...
Me: wake up girl its almost 2pm lol
2 days after (on the day we decided to meet)
Me: hello missy! I'm going to a oub this eve, you should join. These bottles have been staring at me saying drink us with michelle!
Again no response. This bitch was really into me, I don't know what went wrong again... If you can analyse my texting and suggesting better alternatives, it would be awesome...
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 11:56
#1
Re: smooth skin Michelle
@hkmt:
i got too much time on my hands lol
If you wanted to get her attention with the 'wake up' line it's best delivered in all caps, without a pussy 'lol' to soften the impact of your text, i.e. "WAKE THE FUCK UP, YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE!! - love hkmt", if she replies to that then be like "It's okay, you can come leave with me for now. You'll just have to do all the chores and wear a french maid outfit the whole time as rent ;b"
On the day of the meet- well, it was basically not happening cause she didn't reply to the first text so there was no momentum built up, you could've been like "Drink. Pub. Now. Are you down??" cause your text seemed a bit needy, lacked the fun factor, and made you sound friendless.
What you should be learning from watching family guy and south park is their element of randomness, the don't give a fuck attitude, and the craziness which segues into real life shit simultaneously, i.e. they're still school kids who do kids stuff, but crazy shit happens to them all the time - or that girl in the other thread is an irish nurse, then there's tons of crazy shit you could play around with cause of her nationality and profession.
i got too much time on my hands lol
If you wanted to get her attention with the 'wake up' line it's best delivered in all caps, without a pussy 'lol' to soften the impact of your text, i.e. "WAKE THE FUCK UP, YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE!! - love hkmt", if she replies to that then be like "It's okay, you can come leave with me for now. You'll just have to do all the chores and wear a french maid outfit the whole time as rent ;b"
On the day of the meet- well, it was basically not happening cause she didn't reply to the first text so there was no momentum built up, you could've been like "Drink. Pub. Now. Are you down??" cause your text seemed a bit needy, lacked the fun factor, and made you sound friendless.
What you should be learning from watching family guy and south park is their element of randomness, the don't give a fuck attitude, and the craziness which segues into real life shit simultaneously, i.e. they're still school kids who do kids stuff, but crazy shit happens to them all the time - or that girl in the other thread is an irish nurse, then there's tons of crazy shit you could play around with cause of her nationality and profession.
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 13:32
#2
Re: smooth skin Michelle
@Gogo:
well I've got some questions;
1) Why do you think the invitation text is needy? In fact its one of the manwhore lines. Plus we always talk about creating an event, involving her in it and leading her. On your example you are asking her rather than leading her so I'm kinda confused.
2) Once I couldn't get a response I loose my momentum. Its one of my biggest problems. What do you do to reengage her?
3) I understand the randomness but I feel often times it shows me as a freak to the girls as they don't know much about me, once they receive a random funny text from a guy she spoke 10 min in total (let's say this famous let's rob a bank text) I bet most of them wouldn't even realise that it is.a joke as they are idiots... Even once a girl texted me saying "why do you text me weird things?". Maybe I haven't internalised how to put this random humour into my texts yet. How do you prevent giving the image of a freak/ weird guy?
well I've got some questions;
1) Why do you think the invitation text is needy? In fact its one of the manwhore lines. Plus we always talk about creating an event, involving her in it and leading her. On your example you are asking her rather than leading her so I'm kinda confused.
2) Once I couldn't get a response I loose my momentum. Its one of my biggest problems. What do you do to reengage her?
3) I understand the randomness but I feel often times it shows me as a freak to the girls as they don't know much about me, once they receive a random funny text from a guy she spoke 10 min in total (let's say this famous let's rob a bank text) I bet most of them wouldn't even realise that it is.a joke as they are idiots... Even once a girl texted me saying "why do you text me weird things?". Maybe I haven't internalised how to put this random humour into my texts yet. How do you prevent giving the image of a freak/ weird guy?
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 23:52
#3
Re: smooth skin Michelle
Yea I hate that line 'these bottles have been staring at me saying drink me with michelle'. You put so much power in her hands. Like she is the only girl you have and you NEED her. Also you can't really hold girls down to something they say in the club when likely drunk. You just say shit, don't really mean most of it.
Sat, 06/09/2012 - 02:42
#4
Re: smooth skin Michelle
@Sick-Cunt:
wauwww, it was actually a manwhore line... well Im seriously getting confused..
wauwww, it was actually a manwhore line... well Im seriously getting confused..
Sat, 06/09/2012 - 04:58
#5
Re: smooth skin Michelle
Its all up to you lol. I personally don't like the line but if it fits into the vibe you had with the girl and you see it as something you'd say in person then go ahead and stay congruent to yourself.
Also just an idea but maybe part of the reason you are failing is because of bad game irl? :P
Also just an idea but maybe part of the reason you are failing is because of bad game irl? :P
Sat, 06/09/2012 - 11:45
#6
Re: smooth skin Michelle
@hkmt:
shieeeet homie, do some meditation and chill out.
Manwhore's canned routine shit like any other line you've heard tossed around, ain't the be all or end all of game. He uses it at the right situation given the RIGHT vibe during the interaction. You didn't. It was a technique, NOT natural.
shieeeet homie, do some meditation and chill out.
Manwhore's canned routine shit like any other line you've heard tossed around, ain't the be all or end all of game. He uses it at the right situation given the RIGHT vibe during the interaction. You didn't. It was a technique, NOT natural.
Sat, 06/09/2012 - 11:51
#7
Re: smooth skin Michelle
@hkmt:
Curious where you got that 'bottles.. michelle' line from. Do you know original thread
Curious where you got that 'bottles.. michelle' line from. Do you know original thread
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