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So I was kinda in a bad mood tonight after having yet another stale night- decided to fuck with this girl a little

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Her: hey ; )
Me: what are you doin later
Her: idk yet you

Okay- so basically, I was chiln with my buddy who I hadn't seen in a long time and we were just kickin it in his hot tub after hitting up santana row and meeting this girl... At first I was down for her to come over but I wanted to put in zero effort..

SO I was just super direct... then after it wasn't going to happen I had a conference with my buddy and decided to fuck with her a little... probably shouldn't be doing this- but it was kinda fun. Then i decided to see if I could bring it back and recover... the following text convo ensued:

Her: Hey ; )
Me: Yo
Me: What are you doing later?
Her: Idk yet u
Me: Let's meet up when your done chiln with your friends. I'm bout to drop my buddy off
Her: Well I'll prob stay at my friends tonight I'm their dd
Me: Yeah. Where do yall live. Drop them off and we'll hang out for a bit
Her: I can't we're still out and I'm staying at their house
Me: Wtvr, I thought you were going to be cool...
Her: lol how is this making me uncool?
Me: Wtvr... I wanted to hang out
Her: I'm sorry it's a girls night we have plans
Me: Wtvr.. woulda been fun
Her: Ok....
Me: Fuck you
Her: O woooow. Don't ever fucking speak to me like that. Fuck off douche
Me: Fuck you
Me: lol sorry just got my phone back from my friend
Me; He's a fucktard
Her: Uhm...
Me: We were in the hottub. I'd never talk like that to a girl unless she deserved it
Her: Ya I was about to flip out lol I don't let anyone disrespect me like that
Me: Yeah. You were fine. But if you behave like a little girl you get treated like one
Her: Excuse me?
Her: No one is acting like a child here except u. Ur throwing a tantrum cuz I won't ruin my girls night to come fuck u
Me: In general, if a girl is behaving like a little girl I'm going to treat her like one. This is not related to you. You were being fine
Her: I c.... I'm not really fowl lowing who is saying what and whatnot but I do not like how I'm being spoken to
Me: You've been cool. I get that you had a girls night. Thanks for explaining that to me. My friend was a dickhead with my phone
Her: Ok no prob
Me: What you doin tomorrow, beb?
Her: idk yet... u?
Me: Wel... do you have a girls night planned
Her: Lol no I don't think so
Her: Y... : )

haha wtf... I was being a total too in this convo and somehow this is where it ended up... wtvr- it was funny.
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Re: this girl will probs meet up tonight
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Re: this girl will probs meet up tonight
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lmao- I don't understandd
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Re: this girl will probs meet up tonight
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Me: Well... I don't have plans yet, so fuck you ; )
Her: What?
Me: I was joking. I don't have plans, you can cum hang out with mei f you want
Her: okay
Me: We can eat ice cream and watch a movie (as well as your insulin)- she has insulin problems and wears like a moniter so she doesn't die or some shit
Her: : )
Me: Were getting a scary movie, I'll cover your eyes at the scary bits, so don't complain ; )
Her: Ok sounds good : )
Me: So you never answered my question- does your pace maker thing go off during sex?
Her: Lol I did answer ur question 1. it's not a pace maker and 2. no
Me: Oh okay, well that's good. Would be awkward if your about to cum and all of a sudden shit starts beeping
Her: Omg
Me: I mean, yeah, sure... wouldn't be the END of the world
Her: Lol
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Rhaving yet anothck with this girl a little
HAHA.

I swear to gawd the most cutting edge shit is on display on THIS forum

Dont get her addicted to the negativity go for the smooth sailing to the meetup you've already etched this one in rock. Well whatever do your thing haha
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Re: Rhaving yet anothck with this girl a little
@Manwhore:

lol this is a redic. convo.

I have no clue what I just did...

I'm going to assume you were joking.. this was a horrible conversation- but it was really funny and somehow ended up where she's talking to me about meeting up and it's getting sexual.
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Re: Rhaving yet anothck with this girl a little
@buddhagames:

Me: You gotta wear something sexy though- you looked good tonight
Her: Thank u : )
Her: Lol I only dress up if dinner is involved
Me: Yeah, that's cool. You don't have to dress up... clothes are totally optional
Me: But I dont put up with girls who don't even hav ethe respect for themselves or me to dress up and look sexy while eating some rainbow shorbet ; )
Her: Lol
Me: Do you ever wear skirts?
Her: Dresses not skirts
Me: Oh okay... I'll leave the sexy part up to you
Her: kk
Me: I'm glad were meeting up tomorrow. I was pissed at my friend. You were too sexy not to watch a movie with ; )
Her: Y was he being like that and haha thanks
Me: He was jealous
Her: Was he? Y?
Me: Cause were gonna hang out
Her: So..
Me: He was jealous that you were into me. Im not him, I can't speak for him
Her: O I c. Lol strange
Me: Yeah... it was. But were gonna have fun tomorrow so fuck him
Her: Sounds good

I'll leave it there for tonight and then text some shit tomorrow to confirm.
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Re: Rhaving yet anothck with this girl a little
@buddhagames:
This is awesome.

The dark buddah rises!
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Re: Rhaving yet anothck with this girl a little
@kris:

lol... yeah

The dark buddha needs to rise more often.
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Re: Rhaving yet anothck with this girl a little
@buddhagames:

Is that a euphemism?

;D
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Re: Rhaving yet anothck with this girl a little
@linus:

What happened with this girl
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Re: Rhaving yet anothck with this girl a little
@Alex123:
She hit me up last night to go to a movie with her but I was in san francisco and coulnd't meet up with her.
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YES
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YES! providing a range of emotions i.e incorporating ASSHOLE GAME for the win!