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this is a social circle chick on my casual soccer team that i manage who i was not initially interested in because she's cute-ish but not super cute. but lately i've come ot change my mind because she's just got one of those personalities that i'm very attracted to and that i naturally have a lot of chemistry with. 
 

i hang out with her here and there while we're at a dance/event. she's interested in me, she likes that i'm the captain/coach and that there are stories of me getting girls on my team to do suicide sprints in training to their great reluctance. i have insane verbal game  that night where people keep laughing and telling me to do stand up comedy. i'm not gaming her at this point, because i'm not interested.

next morning:
 

08/11/2015 08:46
Her:
I cannot believe you were still awake/woke up at 6am
 
08/11/2015 08:48
Me:
Sugar is a magical thing. How'd you like last night, tiger?
Dont tell anyone that I that did the nutbush. Its its secret between you and me.... And 40 other people...
 
08/11/2015 08:56
Her:
I don't believe I saw you dance at all...just prowl the edges in your amazing striped pants.
It was fab, and, even better, had a maccas run and was in bed by 1.
All ready for 2 games of 7 a side today.
 
08/11/2015 09:04
Me:
No, theres a dance from the 1860s called The Prowler, I was doing that. ;-p
2 games is dedication
 
08/11/2015 09:05
Her:
Nailed it.
*stupidity. 2 games in stupidity. Incidentally, if you were looking to pick up another soccer team, about 5 teams in my league are short women.
It does mean playing with gross boys though.
 
08/11/2015 09:07
Me:
Uh oh don't get cooties
You cab pull off two games, no sweat! We have enough for the team right now I think. #@# is coming back.
 
08/11/2015 09:09
Her:
No, I mean if you wanted to play on sundays, there are plenty of teams who keep bugging me to play fill in!
 
08/11/2015 09:13
Me:
What level are the teams
 
08/11/2015 09:14
Her:
There are just two divs, split into "fit" and "generally unfit". I play in the latter (obvs).
7 a side, min 3 women on field, half pitch size.
 
08/11/2015 09:17
Me:
They should be called "fit" and "I don't have to prove myself to you"
What timeses
Hey, are coming to the next club house?
 
08/11/2015 09:35
Her:
Next club house - fo sho (don't know when it is)
and the games are between 10 and 1
 
* 9 November
09/11/2015 22:06
Her:
Hey, would it bother you if I transferred you enough dolla billz for the next few games? I just know I'll forget to bring cash every week.
 
09/11/2015 22:09
Her:
workingI thi
 
09/11/2015 22:10
Her:
Sorry, wrong thread
First msg was for you tho!
 
09/11/2015 22:11
Me:
Hey Tay Tay. Yeah that's fine. We don't know how much until we know how many players but you can transfer once you know
Lol
 
09/11/2015 22:11
Her:
I'll just give you a chunk ($60 maybe) and keep track.
 
09/11/2015 22:11
Me:
Sure wink emoticon I get cryptic mgs
 
09/11/2015 22:11
Her:
It's because you're a cryptic person.
 
09/11/2015 22:16
Me:
I'm gonna avoid saying if that's true or not.
 
09/11/2015 22:16
Her:
^well played sit.
*sir
 
09/11/2015 22:18
Her:
Ok shikorahs full name, should be enough for the next 3 or 4 weeks.
 
09/11/2015 22:19
Me:
OK tay
Forward thinking. I likes it
I'm going to go buy $60 work of temporary tattoos
Worth*
 
09/11/2015 22:21
Her:
GOD please do.
I would love if you spent team funds on frivolous things.
 
09/11/2015 22:23
Me:
Its my big grand plan. Now that you know about it, ill have to figure out what I'm going to do with you..
 
09/11/2015 22:24
Her:
Give me half the tattoos.
I'm an excellent colluder.
I've oft been told I have the dimensions of a sidekick.
 
09/11/2015 22:25
Me:
Lol
You can come in the bat mobile
We are going to go rob some petrol stations.
 
09/11/2015 22:28
Her:
that is so pedestrian.
I'd prefer to rob a Target Country.
 
09/11/2015 22:28
Me:
Ahahaha!
If you can handle it. I don't want us too be identifiable by our Scooby doo and simpsons face tatts
 
09/11/2015 22:33
Her:
I'll use Mulan tatts. No one can see past generic Asian.
(when I turn up on Weds and there are no fake tatts I will be SO disappointed)
 
* 11 November
11/11/2015 14:59
Her:
Wo-ah. What is going on on the team msg thread?!
 
11/11/2015 15:10
Me:
Nuthen wink emoticon. Keen for tonight?
 
11/11/2015 15:13
Her:
Lies.
And yes. I've asked #### too.
 
11/11/2015 15:28
Me:
I'm looking up cloning machines on eBay to make a full team.
 
11/11/2015 15:31
Her:
Srsly tho - I think we may need to recruit a heap more? Because the current arrangement is pri-cey.
 
11/11/2015 15:35
Me:
Indeedy. That's why I started us off with ten. Hopefully ill have more by next week.
 
11/11/2015 17:40
Her:
How are we doing for numbers tonight? No luck w my friends.
 
11/11/2015 19:47
Me:
We are three but we can take it.
 
* 13 November
13/11/2015 16:25
Her:
Hihi, I'm having pre-bushdance dinner/drinks at mine tmrw - 6pm, [her suburb]. &%&% and &^% will be there! Come, if you're feeling it/are free smile emoticon
 
13/11/2015 19:08
Me:
Ill be coming from the end of a roller derby game, but ill come. We need mental prep and warm ups to handle all the doesy does.
 
13/11/2015 19:16
Her:
[address]. I'll let you lead in the inspirational team building pump up exercises.
 
13/11/2015 19:43
Me:
We might be the worlds first work out to blue grass tunes. I may or not be bringing people from the circus. I promised them a better life.
 
* Saturday
14/11/2015 17:01
Me:
Youre missing out on some killer roller derpy
 
14/11/2015 17:09
Her:
I do love me some derpy
(I considered joining, but have zero roller skillz)
 
14/11/2015 17:18
Me:
Yo, I saw the cops racing down the parkway. Did you escape ok?
 
14/11/2015 17:35
Her:
obvs. They could never catch me on my flying llama.
 
14/11/2015 17:41
Me:
[funny picture of mr bean making a guilty face]
14/11/2015 17:41
Me:
Well they're showing this artists interpretation around of the suspect. I knew it was you
 
14/11/2015 17:46
Me:
I'm on my way, homo
;-P
 
* Saturday
14/11/2015 23:12
Her:
Lady we re outside

(the barn dance goes well, and i rip her onto the dance floor for a few dances. I'm very socially dominate at her pre-drinks and i can tell she interested. this is when i start to turn around and start feeling the old high school type of like towards her)

 
15/11/2015 00:07
Her:
Heyhey, couldn't find you before I left. Hope you had a good rest of night, see you soon.
 
* Sunday
15/11/2015 14:40
Her:
How was the rest of your night? More importantly, did you find bandanas?
I'm trying to build up the energy to go to kmart belco, but my heart/spirit isn't there yet.
 
15/11/2015 14:42
Me:
haha, i hear you on that. i had to call in a guy with a fork lift to get me out of bed this morning.
nien. because i can't have nice things
i recommend coffee frappe's on hung over sundays
busy bee, were you at soccer this morning?
 
15/11/2015 14:49
Her:
Can you not have nice things because a)dolla billz b) breakage c) international sanctions?
 
15/11/2015 14:52
Me:
no, i'm special.
 
15/11/2015 16:05
Her:
I was very much not at soccer this morning. Instead, I was in a call centre where we received zero inbound calls. However, sunday rates, so now I'm going to blow it all on garden furniture and cinema tix.
 
15/11/2015 16:19
Me:
Lol
Its ok... You can say cocaine
KIDDING!
Mmm, I guess I prank called the wrong call center
 
* Sunday
15/11/2015 21:06
Her:
The only drug I dabble in is banana flavoured tim tams.
And Telfast.
 
* Thursday
19/11/2015 00:27
Her:
OMG late night soccer AM SO AWAKE
 
19/11/2015 01:52
Me:
Word
 
19/11/2015 01:59
Me:
Oh youre asleep on me
Rascal
Sleep on your own time
This isn't good enough lol
2 dream push ups
Wet* dream
You're probably a wriggly sleeper. Just a hunch.
 
19/11/2015 02:15
Me:
I know how to handle wrigglers. They're strong against pillow forts but weak against karate.
And reading maps
I'm interrupting your special lesbian dreams. Sleep tight. I've got my own to get too.

(i swear she shuts down after this)
 
* Thursday
19/11/2015 08:31
Her:
I'll have you know I'm an outstanding map reader.
With a weakness for pillow forts
I'd pick you as a wriggler. I am a sprawler. Incremental bed territory takeover.
 
* Thursday
19/11/2015 22:17
Me:
Haha. Hmm, if im a wriggler and you're a sprawler. It looks like we are in for a battle of wit and mouse that will span the galaxy. I actually identify as a sporadic thrasher , FYI.
 
19/11/2015 22:46
Her:
Remind me never to share a water bed with you.
 
19/11/2015 22:47
Me:
No.
 
19/11/2015 22:48
Her:
Stubborn.
 
19/11/2015 22:48
Me:
Indeed. The batmobile got a type puncture tonight.
 
19/11/2015 22:48
Her:
Catastrophe
(I thought flying vehicles didn't need wheels?)
 
19/11/2015 22:50
Me:
Thats why you didn't make the cut to be robin
tongue emoticon
 
19/11/2015 22:50
Her:
Gutted
I thought it was just a protracted interview process.
 
19/11/2015 22:52
Me:
There was a sudden opening and I had to pick someone
But in anycase, how do you feel about wearing capes, and clashing colours?
 
19/11/2015 23:02
Her:
Positively
More about the colours than the cape.
I'm very short, they tend to drag.
How do you feel about swimming (more specifically long distance, and in the lake)?
You strike me as someone with game.

(this worried me a bit, thinking she knew what i was up too and was attempting to shut me down. so i tried for of a comfort and warmth angle. but in retorspect, i think she just meant game enough to go swimming in a lake)
 
19/11/2015 23:08
Me:
We have fun sized capes. I feel good having a distant relationship with the lake
 
19/11/2015 23:09
Her:
Shame. I want to enter a team in this:
{link}
 
19/11/2015 23:09
Me:
You're a swimmer?
Stop being so good at things. Its annoying ;-):-P
Jk
 
19/11/2015 23:11
Her:
Swimmer implies I'm good
I'm a plodder
 
19/11/2015 23:11
Me:
Is ##@# still down to play sometimes?
 
19/11/2015 23:11
Her:
And also, poor at calculating my own fitness
Yep.
She had netball this week
 
19/11/2015 23:12
Me:
Aye, she should balance out those hand skills with foot skills and become unstoppable
Hey, you went a bit quiet after last nights game. Are you doin Oki?
 
19/11/2015 23:16
Her:
You're a good noticer, Shikorah
All fine, just sweaty-tired, and overwhelmed by the friendly chatter
Nice to be besides, though.
"new to a group" kind of feeling
 
19/11/2015 23:18
Me:
smile emoticon
But you're still having fun? Yeah new groups can be s bit much
 
19/11/2015 23:19
Her:
Yeah, I love it
And, I love being around this group of people
(my workplace is overwhelmingly white/male)
 
19/11/2015 23:21
Me:
I don't know if I should be worried about us developing cliqueyness.
Uh oh
They're intimidated by you righy
Their heads look a lot like soccer balls sometimes, just sayin
 
19/11/2015 23:22
Her:
Who would we clique against?
I'm fond of them in a constantly frustrated way
 
19/11/2015 23:23
Me:
The vollyballers, duj
 
19/11/2015 23:23
Her:
that's the best kind of clique
it could become a [place] car park turf war
 
19/11/2015 23:24
Me:
We are already nudging our way closer to the door since last season. Those disabled VIP spits will be returned to the soccer players soon enough
Spots*
 
19/11/2015 23:33
Me:
Alright tiger, I'm going to unceremoniously pass out in bed.
That sleep thing is coming back in fashion
 
19/11/2015 23:34
Her:
So I've heard
Night!

what i want to do is to have her as a friend with benefits, and not get datey. whatever, going to set up to go over to her place to watch movies or something then rub vaginas like bonobos. any pointers so far?

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This girl a lezbo for sure? 

This girl a lezbo for sure? 

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