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I just want to know how I could navigate certain parts better. The convo is always flirty between her and I in person, there really is no excuse for why I haven't hooked up with her. Anyway, I'll be critiquing myself at the parts I feel I fucked up. So blue is move, white is her. Overall it was whatever, I know in person it's pretty on, but I need to get my shit together. There are certain key points where I feel like if I just guided the ship in the right direction. If this girl was cold I'm sure I wouldn't have the luxury of fucking up like this. 

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Come to hard summer

 

Her: Cannttttt I will be in vegasssss

 

lame

 

I LEAVE IN A MONTH

 

Her: No not even. Vegas is fun. Hahahaha and I will still be able to harass you over fb, texting and FaceTime.

 

i'm gonna ignore them all

 

i'm seriously gonna be too busy

 

Her: And are you going with Derrick? No you won't. You love me too much. You'll find the time because I'm intimidating

 

we need to get drunk so i can annoytatiana again

 

Her: When do you officially leave?

 

no official date yet

 

but before the 27th

 

of aug

 

Her: Ohhh that's over a month!! I will see you before then for sure:) promise

 

best be bish

 

my birthday is also july 18th

 

Her: Hahaha really? I'm seeing Dada Life on the 19th

 

i don't even know who that is

 

but yes, 18th is my bday

 

Her: Leeeeeee fuck?! Look them up

 

i will

 

if you come

 

lmao

 

Her: To what? Ahaha

 

chill

 

i've been raging again

 

feels good to be [email protected]

 

Her: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oohhhh kill em. You're being smart though right?

 

yea

 

less than 20 drinks

 

that should do it right?

 

lmao

 

Her: HAHAHAHAHAHA oh okay. -__-

 

hahahahahahaha

 

nah jp ya i've been good

 

Her: Stooopppiiidddd. Can't avoid death everytime you hooker

 

i got drunk 4th of july with like 7-8 drinks.

 

like standard drinks

 

Her: Hahahaha I would be drunk too....

 

not mixed drinks haha

 

Her: Wait what?

 

so like 3 beers, 3 shots, and a mixed jack and rum

 

I'm like such a lightweight because I never drink. I started buzzing off a Fat Tuesday in Vegas. Well that's also mixing alcohol...

 

Like drinking then shots then drinking typically does that

 

pussy

 

Yes I have one

 

What's your excuse

 

debatable

 

haha no it ain't

 

i haven't seen it

 

no pr00f

 

uh i don't wanna die is my excuse

 

Hahaha what happened to not caring about that.

 

not caring about wut

 

if you're a man?

 

Member last conversation we had you were all about cheating death. Yes obviously I'm a man. And guys continue trying to get at me. It's the testosterone I give off for sureeeee

 

it's that big white ghetto booty

 

Hahahahaha I don't have a big butt

 

bubble butt

 

bubble bubble butt

 

My butts normalllllll

 

right

 

Whhhaaattt it isssss

 

lmao

 

 

 

screenshot or it didn't happen

[Money, i think this is hilarious.]

 

HAHAHAHHAA what

 

i repeat. screenshot or it didn't happen.

[I think this is gay, I really wasn't sure how I should've proceeded. I didn't own it.]

 

the absence of evidence shows guilt [Not sure here]

 

Don't really know what you're asking for here ahha

 

lol

 

it's chill, play coy.

[At this point just cringing because i really diverted attention away from the ass pics. lame]

 

also how can you not drink either, i feel like i've seen you drink more than 8 and be chill

 

Hahaha I hadn't drank since formal though and then in Vegas I drank and it hit me quickly

 

get your shit together

 

you and your little bubble butt need to develop a tolerance

 

Hahahahaha shut up!!!! I have a decent tolerance when I'm actually drinking.

 

well we'll have to see then

 

after i kick your ass at some beer pong

 

HAHAHAH I hate beer pong. I'm horriblleeeeeee

 

so we've established that i'm better than you at beer pong then

 

Hahahaha yeah you win by default. Proud?

 

DAMN RIGHT

 

Hahaha lemme get you a gold star. And make sure you put that shit on your resume

 

i'mma put a gold star on your ass

 

Hahahahaha cuz that won't look ghetto

 

it's already ghetto

 

No it's not!!!!!

 

put up a poll on your profile

 

***picture of her ass at a rave with her two friends*

 

Hhahaha uh no def not. See normal.

 

there are three pair of asses

 

i don't even know which one is yours

 

Exactly. Hahaha.

 

Making mine normal.

 

so without knowing

 

well no

 

1 out of the 3 is ghetto

 

Yes ahha

 

the one on the left is ghetto

[Obviously could figure out who she was, just poking fun]

 

lol

 

No it's not ahahha

 

NO ITS NOT. NORMAL

 

How is it any different?!?

 

about you

 


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[I sent her a song from 2 live Crew: Big Booty Hoes]

Just self amusing cuz i thought it was hysterical how she was bugging out.

 

You're SO funny. But seriously how is the one on the left any different from the one like in the middle?

 

listen to the song

 

I know that song

 

that song

 

haha thanks for answering my question

 

yer welcome bebs

 

your booty just got way more in the trunk

 

Yeah but the left and the middle look exactly the same to me

 

What no... its totally close

 

lay off the dro

 

 

 

so when we gonna hang out so i can whoop your butt at kings cup

 

I fail at all drinking games

 

gawd

 

k

 

Hahaha cant we just get drunk?

 

yes but just don't take advantage of me

 

i promised my mom i'd be a good boy

So this last thing I said I think was fucking gay. I feel like it flicked her nose. Maybe shoulda went with something like "are you planning on taking advantage of me?" rapid fire "cuz i promised my mom i'd be a good boy"

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Ya the rephrase was better. 

Ya the rephrase was better.