I just want to know how I could navigate certain parts better. The convo is always flirty between her and I in person, there really is no excuse for why I haven't hooked up with her. Anyway, I'll be critiquing myself at the parts I feel I fucked up. So blue is move, white is her. Overall it was whatever, I know in person it's pretty on, but I need to get my shit together. There are certain key points where I feel like if I just guided the ship in the right direction. If this girl was cold I'm sure I wouldn't have the luxury of fucking up like this.
Her: Cannttttt I will be in vegasssss
Her: No not even. Vegas is fun. Hahahaha and I will still be able to harass you over fb, texting and FaceTime.
i'm gonna ignore them all
i'm seriously gonna be too busy
Her: And are you going with Derrick? No you won't. You love me too much. You'll find the time because I'm intimidating
we need to get drunk so i can annoytatiana again
Her: When do you officially leave?
Her: Ohhh that's over a month!! I will see you before then for sure:) promise
my birthday is also july 18th
Her: Hahaha really? I'm seeing Dada Life on the 19th
i don't even know who that is
Her: Leeeeeee fuck?! Look them up
Her: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oohhhh kill em. You're being smart though right?
Her: HAHAHAHAHAHA oh okay. -__-
Her: Stooopppiiidddd. Can't avoid death everytime you hooker
i got drunk 4th of july with like 7-8 drinks.
Her: Hahahaha I would be drunk too....
so like 3 beers, 3 shots, and a mixed jack and rum
I'm like such a lightweight because I never drink. I started buzzing off a Fat Tuesday in Vegas. Well that's also mixing alcohol...
Like drinking then shots then drinking typically does that
uh i don't wanna die is my excuse
Hahaha what happened to not caring about that.
Member last conversation we had you were all about cheating death. Yes obviously I'm a man. And guys continue trying to get at me. It's the testosterone I give off for sureeeee
it's that big white ghetto booty
Hahahahaha I don't have a big butt
screenshot or it didn't happen
[Money, i think this is hilarious.]
i repeat. screenshot or it didn't happen.
[I think this is gay, I really wasn't sure how I should've proceeded. I didn't own it.]
the absence of evidence shows guilt [Not sure here]
Don't really know what you're asking for here ahha
it's chill, play coy.
[At this point just cringing because i really diverted attention away from the ass pics. lame]
also how can you not drink either, i feel like i've seen you drink more than 8 and be chill
Hahaha I hadn't drank since formal though and then in Vegas I drank and it hit me quickly
you and your little bubble butt need to develop a tolerance
Hahahahaha shut up!!!! I have a decent tolerance when I'm actually drinking.
well we'll have to see then
after i kick your ass at some beer pong
HAHAHAH I hate beer pong. I'm horriblleeeeeee
so we've established that i'm better than you at beer pong then
Hahahaha yeah you win by default. Proud?
Hahaha lemme get you a gold star. And make sure you put that shit on your resume
i'mma put a gold star on your ass
Hahahahaha cuz that won't look ghetto
put up a poll on your profile
***picture of her ass at a rave with her two friends*
Hhahaha uh no def not. See normal.
there are three pair of asses
i don't even know which one is yours
the one on the left is ghetto
[Obviously could figure out who she was, just poking fun]
How is it any different?!?
You're SO funny. But seriously how is the one on the left any different from the one like in the middle?
haha thanks for answering my question
your booty just got way more in the trunk
Yeah but the left and the middle look exactly the same to me
What no... its totally close
so when we gonna hang out so i can whoop your butt at kings cup
I fail at all drinking games
Hahaha cant we just get drunk?
yes but just don't take advantage of me
i promised my mom i'd be a good boy
So this last thing I said I think was fucking gay. I feel like it flicked her nose. Maybe shoulda went with something like "are you planning on taking advantage of me?" rapid fire "cuz i promised my mom i'd be a good boy"
